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We need to talk about fake Reddit posts :marseypepe2:

Over the last several years /r/AmItheAsshole has grown to be one of the most popular subreddits. Not only is it hugely popular on Reddit but it gets attention on other social media that I think is unprecedented for Reddit. It has also led to some spin-off subreddits. Because of their popularity every post you see now is written with the hope of making it to a YouTube compilation. They also get shared here :platytired:

Everything you see from the following subreddits are fake posts:

  • /r/AmItheAsshole - The preeminent source of fake Reddit posts. /r/relationship_advice walked so /r/AITA could run

  • /r/AITAH - spinoff that allows "hypothetical" stories, i.e. stuff that even the sophisticated readers of /r/AITA would call out

  • /r/offmychest - shocking, confessional style creative writing. You might find a sincere post by some lonely, desperate person buried in there but anything doing numbers is fake

  • /r/trueoffmychest - trashier version of above, ironically less true. It is to /r/offmychest what /r/AITAH is to /r/AITA

  • /r/TwoHotTakes - from what I understand Two Hot Takes is a podcast that does readings of AITA posts. idk, I've never listened to it and everything I read about it makes me hate the free market. But the subreddit is now mostly lurid AITA style posts, written for the kind of people who are willing to support this content on Patreon

  • /r/BestofRedditorUpdates - A anthology of authors who rival Peepeeens. Sweeping sagas with regular updates (very kind of OP to keep thousands of online strangers abreast of the situation while their life falls apart btw!). I may be wrong but I think this one goes back to when subreddits like /r/relationship_advice, /r/pettyrevenge, /r/JUSTNOMIL were the leading the field in fictional outrage bait but it is having a renaissance with /r/AITA and company. You will also find stories from smaller subreddits sprinkled in.

I'm not saying nothing from these subreddits is worth posting- the comments of dumb Redditors are often worth laughing at. But if you see anything posted from these subs and think "ha ha that OP is crazy".... :marseyoctopus2:

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YOU AREN'T EVEN REAL. THIS POST DOESN'T EXIST.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047416037814121.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047416668086116.webp

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>pinging mommy milkers for whats at best a C cup

:#marseydisagree: :#donkeykongsad: :#brooksannoyed:

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Nipple.

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Its sweeney in euphoria

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Sydney Sweeney

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17048057228353877.webp

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Wouldn't mind poking my eyes out with those bad boys :#khazarmilkers:

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HI JESUS. LOOK WHO IS WATCHING YOU EXIST.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/170474321895099.webp

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An 80min scorcese film? Ill beleiev it when I dont see it.

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Robert De Niro as Jesus

Bobby Cannavale as Satan

John C. Reilly and Pontias Pilate

Leonardo DiCaprio as Peter

Al Pacino as James

Willem DaFoe as Paul

Harvey Keitel as Judas Iscariot

Anthony Hopkins as John the Revelator and Narrator

$1.52 billion casting budget

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Jesus :marseymormon: cut the bread :marseytoaster: and fish so thin it would :marseymid: liquefy in the pan

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I should have cast it as a Netflix Original

Lizzo as Jesus

John Hamm as Satan

Queen Latifa as Pontius Pilate

Beyonce as Peter

Awkwafina as James

Zendaya as Paul

John Stewart as Judas Iscariot

Laverne Cox as John the Revelator and Narrator

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>in a way that explores the principles but doesn't proselytize

:#marseyjerkofffrown: it's gonna be all hippie liberal shit and none of the stuff that'll cause controversy

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Did you see my other comment where I said to release a sextape to compete against him.

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/e/taysneer.webp
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Jesus throws the (((moneychangers))) cis hetero normative patriarchy out of the temple. Mary Magdalene is a :marseytrain:, Jesus married her and she miraculously gives birth.

:#marseymothermary:

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I haven't seen the movie about flowers that he just put out, but Scorsese doesn't generally moralize in his films

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whos the pink dress lady? :marseyhearts:

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no way thats sweeny (pink dress girl i mean)

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That's her lol.

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from where is that screenshot? :marseycoomer2:

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Pretty sure its Euphoria season 2.

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That b-word is so ugly i dont even like her.

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hecko joyce :carpwave:


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hello carp :carpwav!e:

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:#marseyembrace:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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Bag of corpsegas sopping in foul brine. A quiver of minnows, fat of a spongy titbit, flash through the slits of his buttoned trouserfly. God becomes man becomes fish becomes barnacle goose becomes featherbed mountain. Dead breaths I living breathe, tread dead dust, devour a urinous offal from all dead. Hauled stark over the gunwale he breathes upward the stench of his green grave, his leprous nosehole snoring to the sun.

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The OP might be fake, but the responses are very much real, just like with 4chan.

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Surely the karma whores and clout chasers stick exclusively to writing essay length posts and not 30 second comments :marseyclu#eless:

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:#marseyroman:

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Those are two different :marseyvenn3: beasts in the same zoo.

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>we need to talk about fake reddit posts

no we don't

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It's the child-brained plebbitors responding in earnest that always makes me lol

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Darn I thought this was gonna be about how reddit recycles comments. Like it's not just the '''content''' in aww, beamazed, humansbeingbros etc that get endlessly reposted. Entire comment trees are copied and pasted, to the point you can search the OP image for earlier posts and see an identical comments section down to the typos. Not sure if it's bots farming karma or reddit itself boosting engagement ahead of that IPO :marseysal:

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Much of it is bot networks reposting entire threads to farm karma. This 'ages' the accounts, so they can later be used for paid mass-voting on ads. It's gearing up due to the election this year, since political groups are very fond of paying to put shit on the front page.

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This is why nothing satisfies me like the authenticity of what Bardfinn and his wider polycule post on Bluesky.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047418956412914.webp

Did I mention I'm selling Bluesky invites? Special offer of 1,000 DC while stocks last.

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nightmare funk

Things that make me squeak

:#marseymouse:

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Why have i seen the word squeak 3 times on rdrama :marseymeangirls: recently

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047490193618279.webp

You were probably better off not knowing.

:#marseysick:

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Sigh

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flattening her peepee like a gogurt tube to get out all the smegma

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bardfinn test

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me looking at the backlog of 20 posts from those subreddits that i was going to post here

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Didn't /r/trueoffmychest start as a chud version of /r/offmychest, since the jannies of the original were absolute wingcucks?

Also /r/amitheangel used to do a fair job at calling out the bs.

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Kinda dont care about this shit anymore because even redditoid sneed is going to be outsourced to bots at this point :marseytabletired2:

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It's not even only big subs. I follow /r/finedining, don't ask me why, and recently it was discovered that some of the most detailed reviews of restaurants were all faked. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1704742307927666.webp All these posts were just creative writing by someone who probably hadn't been at any of those restaurants.

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Theirs millions of journ*lism majors and not enough Starbucks too house them all. They're not just gonna learn too code

Trans lives matter

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Okay, we are talking.

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Why do Dramachads need to be told this shit is bait? You don't mean to imply they're Redditors?

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Reddit posts have been fake since /u/violentacrez was jannying that jailbait sub :#boomermonster:

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it's also being fed by the tiktok/reels pipeline that just continually posts those for engagement

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Yeah, the focus should be the overly-credulous plebbitors not the budding fiction writers.

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There was a dramatard who spent a lot of time of making these bait posts.

I, myself, have little creativity so I would translate his posts to Romanian and post them on /r/romania. Managed to get over 700 comments in one post which is insane for that sub.

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don't forget parody/circlejerk subreddit /r/amITheAngel and the hundreds of lost :taylorlorenzcrying: :drafts: :taygrimacing: that freak out on every post that gets more than a few hundred upmarseys

"Excuse me WHAT??? YTA! You shouldn't even be a parent! Your adult son sounds like he is nice but has high support needs but you're abusing him. If I knew who you were I would call the authorities!"

"I hope this is fake! No words..."

"YTA....OP how could you say that to your son? He's disabled and needs chicken nuggets, and you're making a messed up "good boy" point system? What the hecking frick? You need to look up special care for him and get a disability lawyer ASAP!"

-- random ppl who are addicted to judging NTA, YTA, and get in frequent astrology dating advice discussions

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Redditors are subhuman r-slurs. News at 11

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Kindly add TIFU. Every submission is a fake s*x post written with the same cringe-speak.

I have no idea how everyone keeps falling for it.

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:#marseyagree:

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>We need to talk about...

No we don't.

:!#marseyindignant:


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Good post :marseyupvote:

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