-Dramatards that don't upmarsey you when you make a comment in response to them. It's just bad manners (cough @Mayor_Brandon_Johnson cough)
-people who make posts about the community “going downhill”. They are never someone who contributes, they just sit around wanting to be entertained. Did you know you can submit content yourself, butthole? And the content here barely matters, it's the jokes in the comments that we are here for.
-Unironic simps. I think 99% of simp comments are just jokes using me or Ted as a stand in name but sometimes I think people here forget this isn't a place to take things seriously. I have a running bit myself where I am in an unrequited crush with Carp. 
Keep it to the DMs please.
-blogposters who make too many personal posts such as myself and Garry Chess. I love seeing “I got XYZ job!” or even mundane things….but we don't need to know what happens to you on a daily basis. Yes this includes me and I'm so sorry, I'm too outgoing for my own good sometimes. I am trying to rein it in.
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What if you're an unironic simp that sends the unironic stuff privately and ironic stuff publicly. Asking for a friend because i have those haha
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I've been ironically simping for every foid here in public for 8 years and never sent an unironic DM.
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Does this mean your harassment is all ironic or that you're not even DMing dramafoids?
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It's all ironic.
I'm volcelmaxxing anyway.
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This makes perfectly sense with your constant simping of
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I was actually going to respond to his comment earlier but I didn't want to be cruel
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I'm just glad he didn't post our dm's too
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It's true, for round two he wanted me to frick Ted right in front of him while calling him a dirty little manlet slave. Naturally I reponded as you might expect to these degenerate requests
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Im still fricking her and she has you blocked for good reason. Im also leaving you alone because you're too far away for me to deal with you the way i dealt with the last piece of shit sexual predator i had a problem with. Frick off
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Aw come on, I was just playfully teasing you. Obviously you didn't really say that
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Hfhdh
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No, you are kidding when you say that. You're kidding yourself.
You already know I'm not a libertarian because you only started making those accusations after the Ted situation. This is clearly some weird jealousy issue for you, and I don't see why you're being such an butthole over a woman you encouraged me to frick. Literally my first DM to you was something like "Excuse me, are you and Ted dating? Because I'm thinking of making a move on her." and you were like "No, she's all yours if you want her! Go right ahead!" This was stupid of you, and it's 100% your fault that things unfolded as they did. If you knew you had feelings for Ted you should have just told her instead of publicly pretending to be cool around her so that rdrama wouldn't tease you. Or you could have privately told me something like "Bro, it's complicated... we're somewhere between frickbuddies and partners, and I'm trying to solidify things." And I would have responded "OK, too much drama. Never mind, thanks for the info, and good luck to you." You did absolutely neither of those things. Instead you were like "Oh naw, Ted's really cool, go right ahead and frick her! Here's some of her best selling points." And now you're getting upset at me just because I went ahead and did that.
It's just a shitty way of interacting with people, that's all.
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Yeah, i didn't care so i told you what you wanted to know. What i didn't know was about you. As you can maybe recall, i knew about you and only didn't care until i thought you r*ped her.
Then you started pedoposting and sent a bunch of shit to her only chipperfood would say. That's when i had a problem. I only skimmed your essay. And i dont wanna fedpost but it would not be a new experience for me and i legitimatly am not kidding. You'll believe that i was homeless and used meth and crack but you dont believe in possible vigalante justice (which you deserve)
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I ship it
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