COMMUNITY NOTEDgather round - this all started weeks ago, bored at work on a conference call I came up with a plan - a plan to troll ted simp, though as it progressed i would actually start to feel bad, I would never reveal any of this as I actually felt bad about the things I said to her, but after the events of tonight she's opted for war, to smear me, to delude herself into thinking I'd ever actually be interested in her. Well dramafriends, the liquor flows through me, let me reveal what actually happened here, so after she ends up killing herself from being taken advantage of by yet another predator, you can know I have clean hands.
This all started with me telling her she probbaly isn't even crazy (WHO WOULD EVER BELIEVE ME SAYING THAT?)
after this I added her on groomercord, and I have a pass from the owner of this website himself to post groomercord images.
now let's move on.
i can post more of this bs if you want - but as you can see, I made it clear I had no interest in ever sleeping with her.
now let's see what I was dming OTHER people at the exact same time to showcase my A) intents of trolling her at first, B) my ethics intervening after.
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no shot dude. sirpings a lot is a giant red flag for "do not go here."
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Yeah bro this other guy banged her so I'm totally not into her. I have standards! Anyways I got this extra room if you need some place to crash.
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you guys know nothing about me if you think i'm not a person that would so something like this, without any ill intent.
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That's literally how predators talk, pizza.
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no shot dude
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u realize if you want to help someone there are a ton more homeless dudes than women....
what is even going on is ted simp gonna go homeless or skmethinv
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i would take a homelesss dude too
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I love you.
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someone needs to start friends of the homeless ping group.
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I'm sure that can be arranged.
@911roofer next time you're on the beat be sure to let them know pizzachad is looking for roomies to stay with him for free 
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boys go to mars to eat candy bars
girls go to jupiter to get more stupider
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Do you really think you're gonna gaslamp 100 guys into thinking you were doing this out of the kindness of your heart? Lmao you realize every dude here has said similar shit or has had a boy say the same shit (albeit we were under the age of 20 when we said it).
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Yo wtf was awoo molested?
!metashit
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Sounds more like a one man bukake
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no fricking way would i ever touch this woman dude, i legit felt awful she was in danger.
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Cope
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fricking heck, it's like Pizza never grew up from primary school.
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