I couldn't even tell you the names of any of them. I've never even played as Donkey Kong in Smash or Mario Kart because he's the BIPOC of the Mario universe and sucks.
Carp doesn't want you to know this, but this is what Donkey Kong actually looks like
We should get rid of Donkey Kong December. We should get rid of White Women Wednesdays and just have Wario Wednesdays instead. Look at him
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More of a Fire Emblem guy myself
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I am more of mother guy
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Wario is much more of a BIPOC than DK. I could see the point with Diddy cause he has the hat and guns but DK wears a tie ffs.
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He's wearing that tie to his probation violation hearing
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DK is an uncle Tom smdh
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I have never even seen a Donkey Kong in my entire life, only on TV
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Dramatards and posting Ls with no prompting, name a more iconic duo.
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Not playing video games makes you a loser somehow. Have s*x incel.
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Same.
Closest would be in Mario Kart Wii
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Donkey kong? Is that like King Kong or something?
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King Kong is an ape, Donkey Kong is a donkey, absolutely nothing in common.
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Im honestly not sure
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Waluigi might need to see a fricking doctor that growth looks serious
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Bruh
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Loser
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Play the original 3 DKC games on SNES and repent your sins. They are pretty good games.
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No.
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And now you have AIDS.
Coincidence? I think not.
Playing Donkey Kong is the only guaranteed way to prevent you from getting AIDS.
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Need to play monkey game to not get aids![:donkeykongconfused: :donkeykongconfused:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/donkeykongconfused.webp)
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