I couldn't even tell you the names of any of them. I've never even played as Donkey Kong in Smash or Mario Kart because he's the BIPOC of the Mario universe and sucks.
Carp doesn't want you to know this, but this is what Donkey Kong actually looks like
We should get rid of Donkey Kong December. We should get rid of White Women Wednesdays and just have Wario Wednesdays instead. Look at him
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And now you have AIDS.
Coincidence? I think not.
Playing Donkey Kong is the only guaranteed way to prevent you from getting AIDS.
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Need to play monkey game to not get aids
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