https://x.com/Fredfredsonnyc/status/1736724709583007910

Yikes journotard.

!personalarmy

I always forget how many of you are genuine fricking r-slur mentally ill outcasts. Anyways, we can all stop seeing his impotent seethe now

Hello, everyone! This on-going ridiculously long saga continues between yours truly---Bridge and the long established egirl of Rdrama: Ted_Simp. Self stated bird lover and recovering attention seeker. (Clearly not recovering at all.)

Me and Ted obviously met via a certain groomercord server where things started off quite dramatically regarding a recent controversy involving our "queen" Ted. She has made multiple claims about me being a creep and what not, but we had such a blossoming friendship. You can see a few examples below.

Obviously those are from the beginning of November.

I'm such a creep, Guys. This is obviously a friendly exchange of love yous.

This is from the end of November.

This specific image is from November, as well.

And after being all friendly and super cool with eachother she transitioned from being warm and friendly to me to suddenly being cold to me in the dm's. So sad.

Oh, the heart breaks!!! I'm so creepy and weird and creepy. :(((((( Just looking out for a friend and trying to check up on things because I'm starting to sense something isn't right.

So, after all of this.....we find ourselves here today. I'm totally obsessed over Ted, omg!!!

Ted has taken multiple shots at me, so I feel the need to defend myself.

First with the frickable tease in her main post, obviously directed at me:

Then in this comment where she claims (liar) that I'm her least favorite user:

https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/229932/hi-im-ted-ama/5581740#context

This leads me to believe that some of you might have been misunderstanding some of the things I've said in the past, and taking them out of context so I'd like a chance to clear the air.

I will NOT be doing the grillcast interview so stop asking.

Psyche! I wasn't the dog fricker either! Join !imposters. There is no greater thrill than wearing another man's skin, not even fricking a dog.

I will not be doing the requested video interview with thegrillcast for hopefully obvious reasons, but you guys can ask me anything about anything here. i'll clear up any misconceptions. mostly because i'm bored rn. but after this, i'll go back to touching grass :3

!metashit

So I made a good faith effort to discuss Ted's based drama farming, and the fish did this:

What is carp trying to hide? Why would he be anti drama?

He claims to be totally aloof and averse to the drama and not up to date with it, as seen here:

Something isn't adding up

Oh look, @Ho doesn't want this to happen either. I wonder why?

One day Ill come out on top, and Im coming for you!!!

!teaparty !cuteandvalid

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i don't like it when there isn't one

I probably shouldn't be sharing my secret with you guise, but I feel like I can really trust you, you know? Anyway, here goes...

Just. Keep. Posting.

It's a bit of an open secret around here, but the average dramneurodivergent is not that bright. He will reflexively upmarsey almost anything that tickles his funnybone or flatters his prejudices. You, the canny dramamama, can use this tendency to your advantage: Just keep posting. No matter what anyone says, no matter how they downmarsey you or insult you, you're still racking up that coin, you're still winning. Think of it like ana and not-posting is like calories: You want to avoid not-posting at all costs. The only way to avoid not-posting is by posting. Keep posting.

It doesn't really matter if what you're posting is any good or not. 90% of everything is shit, but piles of shitty shitposts will still attract flies. If you post continuously, 18 hours a day, for just a few months, you'll soon find that you have tens or hundreds of thousands of dramacoins.

Next time: How to avoid goombling away your easily-earned pile of loot.

I'm bored of seeing the same comment multiple times a day

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!metashit I made Aevann a thank-you cake for unbanning me <3

@Merryvann if you give me a PO box I can mail it to you (might get smashed up tho)

We needs deets we needs it

They can't stop seething

!metashit

I know Snappy preserves links when you make them but I found a nuked Reddit thread from two days ago. Pretty sure it'll make for good drama given the subject matter if I can find the original comments.