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Gettem Rocket Daddy](/i/l.webp)
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Tomorrow he's going to unban Alex Jones, Donald Trump, fricking everybody. Then he's going to fire every moderator and Twitter will become a true free speech platform. It will be beautiful. I am so excited.
Or he won't and I will be very upset
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I can't fricking wait to openly advocate for mayocide on twitter dot com again.
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Trump isn't coming back, his shareholders would probably get pissed. But Alex Jones' first tweet better be fire
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Lol he's private shareholders can get fricked. I want to see a DDRpocalypse
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As if trump cares about his shareholders if there's attention to be had
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i am gonna tweet the n-word, and call Ben Shapiro antisemitic slurs
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Milo is back
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He looks like neurodivergent harry potter
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Nope: https://twitter.com/nero
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Things might change but I doubt it’ll go back to exactly what it was lol
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Every day he will use a windows 98 choice roulette app to pick who he unbans. Every day he unbans 10 random ecelebs till everyone is back lul.
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Minutes ago some random some I never heard of said that they’re shadowbanned and search banned etc etc and based African American replied and said he’d look into it today
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No... It's only just begun!
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I am a lawyercel, Elon, hire me as head of legal please I will even commit perjury if the salary is high enough
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Is this the rdrama version of "when communism wins, in the commune I'll work as..."?
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Dibs on Twitter’s kitten-player-with!
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huh? why did you stop?
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I got a good back too, can dig a nice shallow grave if you know what I mean
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Bury straight up and down
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Right!?
I check diversity boxes (am femboy) and would work my butt off for a 6 figure salary. Plus there is a near zero chance I'll ever have a family!
Hire team rdrama!
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I want him to hire me as a press secretary. I'd be terrible because I'm an neurodivergent political extremist, but I'd be entertaining.
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Can you imagine how hard it would be to be the Biden wrangler preventing him from seeing the gigacute twink shooting tik toks and calling him a "limp-wristed poofter" or some sort of other old-timey gay slur?
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Biden would see him as a valid and highly productive contributor to the hard work the government does EVERY DAY.
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I would not blast his bussy
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De-cute twink him and I would.
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Lmao poorcel, just go to biglaw
If you cant make partner at jones day or latham or whatever youre not good enough to be head of twitter legal, sorry buddy
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Imagine going through law school just to work 60-70 hour weeks.
Regional midlaw master race. Pay is almost as good, you don’t have to live in NY so your money actually goes further, and you can get away with 45 hour weeks
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Like Jesus just go into tech, be a lazy Brainlet, and make the same money anywhere in the country
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Lmao what sort of cope is this? You misspelled "40% less" somehow, weird
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I'm in muskbros.
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General counsel gigs are fricking sweet to have, too. Mid six figures base at the lowest.
No biglaw hours either.
You’re less a lawyer and more of an corporate officer that happens to know the law and keeps everything compliant/the other officers out of D Block, though.
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I cant wait for Elons take over of Twitter. The sound of millions of
s, commies, thots, incels and losers crying out. It will be beautiful.
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Reddit will become the new place that wokeshitters flock to, since it has worse censorship than Twitter and bans over a sliver of deviation from the status quo.
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As if they haven't already flocked there for the better part of a decade
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2016 reddit vs 2018 reddit is day vs night. But I dont think it's anywhere near as attractive a place for politicians and celebrities to use. Also, I dont know if the admins will cope well with mainstream media shining a light on their mod teams "fiddling" with the kiddies.
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That's true, I mean, there will be an influx of even more r-slurs soon.
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Can't wait!
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They'll just go to Plebbit or Fediverse
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Reddit is a blob that absorbs the most annoying people from other userbases
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The sewer people of social sites.
They were the C.H.U.D.s all along.
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The internet was for fun and porn and they ruined it
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Airtight theory
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Staý away from my comfy fediverse!
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Reddit isn’t a Twitter replacement in any way, fediverse is overrun by nazis, racists and pedos
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what are the r-slurs at lemmy up to
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If it became fediverse I would nut so hard
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Listen, everybody, can you hear it?
It's the sound of the most unlikeable people on earth necking themselves at alarming rates.
Godspeed, elon.
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It's funny watching all these smug pricks be like
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Note that while Twitter will become freer, it won't become like gab, Parler, Twitter, ruqqus, or even rdrama.
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Lmao Twitter would die instantly if that happened, but there were chuds who thought that would be the case.
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I'd prefer if platforms just allowed simple discourse without sjw cute twinks controlling online discourse and pooping up the place, thinking any semblance of disagreement is literal nazi/bigotry/genocide.
Somehow what would be considered milquetoast opinions are now considered literal Nazism. E.g. Saying woman means adult human female. Believing a person that decides they're a woman one day doesn't know what it's like to be a woman. Thinking open borders is detrimental to the economy. And so on..
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ikr, I'm pretty lefty all things considered and I'm not sure why the immigration meme is so huge. It's obviously just a way to lower wages and pump property. You can't possibly support it if you claim to be for working families.
edit: cheers for the vacks Carp
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You can be banned for being against the murder of unborn children, a fact billions agree with
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Idk how to tell you this but unfiltered rightoids are 5x worse than the most intense of wokeoids.
Not only are they just as likely to censor you, they somehow manage to be even dumber.
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Rightoid seethe is way funnier though.
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Idk which seethe is more satisfying. Leftoids or rightoids
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Shut the frick up redditor
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Sneed more newstrag
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Muh rightoids
You do not deserve to wear the crown.
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Just donated to the DSA and BLM, sneed more
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based
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Yes because people have to follow the laws of the country. Even if Elon was a free speech totalist, he'd have to abide by that.
Arguably, doxxing and hard core spamming are also something he wouldn't want, despite being technically legal in many instances.
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Entirely unsurprising
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Good
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Reddit knows this, but it's not good enough for them anyway.
Like Meta, they hate any platform that refuses to give their views special treatment. Not banning dissent is an outrage to them.
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This has to be the finale for the Year of the Chud. I don't know how the writers can top this without it feeling forced.
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DDR declares and ahead by 10 in polls
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Trump re-elected, followed by Summer of Love 2.0
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If the R's take the Senate 51/49 it will be the true finale. That 41% figure will absolutely increase over Twitter + that
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