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Welcome to the Marsey News Network, the official news hole of rdrama! This is where you post anything that happened on the news. Politics, general news, good news, any new in any topic that doesn't have it's own hole from any source is welcome! However, if you post an unreliable source, it may be flaired appropriately. Wingcucks welcome and slapfights encouraged!
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EDIT: Ooops, thought he was the former CEO of Twitter - Jack Dorsey. They just happen to share the same first name.
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Most literate dramatard
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Groomers, journos and jannies on suicide watch
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Do we think anything major is going to happen? Im sure it'll become more lax moderation wise (hopefully we can tell people to keep yourself safe again) but do people (not rightoids) think hes actually gonna unban all these accounts?
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Year of the CHUD is going to wrap with a bang as the entire economy crashes with no survivors and Elon turns Twitter into CHUD Heaven Shitposting Gym
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redditors right now even though i'm betting it will barely change
the seething on reddit is somehow even higher than I thought. They are so sure the company is sunk conveniently memory holing when the deal fell through and they assured each other with absolute conviction that twitter was worth so much money and would rise into the stratosphere since musk failed to buy it.
the brain rot is really something to behold
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ahem
FRICK JANNIES
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God bless 'im.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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lmao https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1585813085406711808
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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/r/leopardsatemyface
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So when's the truth merger coming?
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He could make Nassim Taleb the new CFO, appoint himself as CEO.
I wish he mass banned glowie accounts.
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IMBECILE
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I don't think you understand me.
I'd rather have Zizek as CEO and Taleb as CFO, and Mark Blyth can be COO.
The Three of them roasting anyone they hate would improve social media as a whole.
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Banning everyone from Langley would be hilarious. I'm against censorship but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
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Bans are boring. I want to see journos get unverified and sneeding.
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Why not unverify them first then ban them randomly afterwords?
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Better yet, they should start charging every account associated with a news outlet in an official capacity.
Start making money off these leeches.
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Associated accounts also fall under a policy like Paypals where they fine you for loads of dosh for posting misinformation.
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charge journos per tweet
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I don’t use Twitter so it doesn’t matter to me either way but as long as this upsets Redditors and journ*lists then it is a good thing.
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Drama ACCELERATE
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Took frickin long enough
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I mean, in fairness, would you have noticed really, if it was a one-and-done news item?
Or would you have paid more attention if . . . this timeline happened?
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Elondrama is hetro
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Now rope
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He's been edging us for months on this
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Hello, based department?
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If anything happens to twitter, how are "news" organizations going to write articles like "people sure are mad about kanye on twitter" or whatever?
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Shitty low rent journ*lism btfo
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I'm no fan of Ole Muskie but I gotta say this
ain't his. Maybe you shouldn't let a single website dictate international political and social discourse? That doesn't sound like a problem to some people?
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Its a stupid argument, cause someone else already had that power before. Its just that its musk now.
But yeah, best case scenario would be if twitter and all the other shit didnt exist. But even if musk was based and just deleted the site, something else would eventually come up. Pandoras box has already been opened, theres no going back.
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It's not when it's your people.
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Hmm I can't help but
that a lot of those fired execs (and tech CEOs in general) are all
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Why is that? And shouldn't much of the Twitter bloat and fat have been cut under their leadership since Indians are cutthroat in business vs cucked Western CEOs which are all about admin, bureaucratic, and diversity bloat?
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boring version: they're a billion people, with british educational culture, means more people trying to get into high paying tech/finance jobs than in the west.
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Yeah
it's kind of weird. My personal go to theory 
would be that twitter 
made the mistake 
of taking in Indians at positions higher than management and this resulted in Indians filling the entire network 
with relatives and community members without the requisite skills.
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Hmm Kanye peaking society about the
nepotism in entertainment, I wonder who will do the same for 
nepotism in tech?
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Tata, one of the largest Indian conglomerates today producing everything from steel and cars to software(TCS is one of the big three software companies) explicitly has a policy of not firing people, they had a new CEO from a different family come in who wanted to cut fat at TCS and it ended up being a fight with the former CEO, a Tata, who eventually forced him to resign.
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I shot a Tata through the engine block in Afghanistan years ago.
They make a lot of stuff for sure
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With a Ma Deuce?
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With a 240
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Word
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Lol so they just accumulate more and more deadweight at the expense of a business?
I'm all for trying to treat employees well etc but some people suck and need to be shitcanned.
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I can't believe it's actually happening. This is the greatest day.
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Good, I hope this tard necks herself
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Vajayjay
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Is that the foid that went on Rogan with Dorsey?
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ya shes the worst
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Her Wikipedia picture makes her look insane and r-slurred lol
Though I certainly would be Gladde to put it in her Vijina
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Here's some green lines
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I am a lawyercel, Elon, hire me as head of legal please I will even commit perjury if the salary is high enough
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General counsel gigs are fricking sweet to have, too. Mid six figures base at the lowest.
No biglaw hours either.
You’re less a lawyer and more of an corporate officer that happens to know the law and keeps everything compliant/the other officers out of D Block, though.
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I'm in muskbros.
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Lmao poorcel, just go to biglaw
If you cant make partner at jones day or latham or whatever youre not good enough to be head of twitter legal, sorry buddy
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Imagine going through law school just to work 60-70 hour weeks.
Regional midlaw master race. Pay is almost as good, you don’t have to live in NY so your money actually goes further, and you can get away with 45 hour weeks
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Lmao what sort of cope is this? You misspelled "40% less" somehow, weird
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Like Jesus just go into tech, be a lazy Brainlet, and make the same money anywhere in the country
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I want him to hire me as a press secretary. I'd be terrible because I'm an neurodivergent political extremist, but I'd be entertaining.
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I would not blast his bussy
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De-cute twink him and I would.
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Can you imagine how hard it would be to be the Biden wrangler preventing him from seeing the gigacute twink shooting tik toks and calling him a "limp-wristed poofter" or some sort of other old-timey gay slur?
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Biden would see him as a valid and highly productive contributor to the hard work the government does EVERY DAY.
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Right!?
I check diversity boxes (am femboy) and would work my butt off for a 6 figure salary. Plus there is a near zero chance I'll ever have a family!
Hire team rdrama!
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huh? why did you stop?
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I got a good back too, can dig a nice shallow grave if you know what I mean
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Bury straight up and down
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Is this the rdrama version of "when communism wins, in the commune I'll work as..."?
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Dibs on Twitter’s kitten-player-with!
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