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Gettem Rocket Daddy](/i/l.webp)
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No... It's only just begun!
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Tomorrow he's going to unban Alex Jones, Donald Trump, fricking everybody. Then he's going to fire every moderator and Twitter will become a true free speech platform. It will be beautiful. I am so excited.
Or he won't and I will be very upset
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Trump isn't coming back, his shareholders would probably get pissed. But Alex Jones' first tweet better be fire
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As if trump cares about his shareholders if there's attention to be had
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Lol he's private shareholders can get fricked. I want to see a DDRpocalypse
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I can't fricking wait to openly advocate for mayocide on twitter dot com again.
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Milo is back
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He looks like neurodivergent harry potter
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Nope: https://twitter.com/nero
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Things might change but I doubt it’ll go back to exactly what it was lol
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i am gonna tweet the n-word, and call Ben Shapiro antisemitic slurs
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Every day he will use a windows 98 choice roulette app to pick who he unbans. Every day he unbans 10 random ecelebs till everyone is back lul.
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Minutes ago some random some I never heard of said that they’re shadowbanned and search banned etc etc and based African American replied and said he’d look into it today
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He could make Nassim Taleb the new CFO, appoint himself as CEO.
I wish he mass banned glowie accounts.
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Bans are boring. I want to see journos get unverified and sneeding.
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Better yet, they should start charging every account associated with a news outlet in an official capacity.
Start making money off these leeches.
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Associated accounts also fall under a policy like Paypals where they fine you for loads of dosh for posting misinformation.
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charge journos per tweet
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Why not unverify them first then ban them randomly afterwords?
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Banning everyone from Langley would be hilarious. I'm against censorship but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
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IMBECILE
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I don't think you understand me.
I'd rather have Zizek as CEO and Taleb as CFO, and Mark Blyth can be COO.
The Three of them roasting anyone they hate would improve social media as a whole.
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Good, I hope this tard necks herself
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Is that the foid that went on Rogan with Dorsey?
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ya shes the worst
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Vajayjay
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Her Wikipedia picture makes her look insane and r-slurred lol
Though I certainly would be Gladde to put it in her Vijina
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Here's some green lines
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I am a lawyercel, Elon, hire me as head of legal please I will even commit perjury if the salary is high enough
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huh? why did you stop?
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I got a good back too, can dig a nice shallow grave if you know what I mean
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Bury straight up and down
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I want him to hire me as a press secretary. I'd be terrible because I'm an neurodivergent political extremist, but I'd be entertaining.
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I would not blast his bussy
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De-cute twink him and I would.
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Can you imagine how hard it would be to be the Biden wrangler preventing him from seeing the gigacute twink shooting tik toks and calling him a "limp-wristed poofter" or some sort of other old-timey gay slur?
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Biden would see him as a valid and highly productive contributor to the hard work the government does EVERY DAY.
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Right!?
I check diversity boxes (am femboy) and would work my butt off for a 6 figure salary. Plus there is a near zero chance I'll ever have a family!
Hire team rdrama!
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Is this the rdrama version of "when communism wins, in the commune I'll work as..."?
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Dibs on Twitter’s kitten-player-with!
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I'm in muskbros.
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Lmao poorcel, just go to biglaw
If you cant make partner at jones day or latham or whatever youre not good enough to be head of twitter legal, sorry buddy
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Imagine going through law school just to work 60-70 hour weeks.
Regional midlaw master race. Pay is almost as good, you don’t have to live in NY so your money actually goes further, and you can get away with 45 hour weeks
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Like Jesus just go into tech, be a lazy Brainlet, and make the same money anywhere in the country
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Lmao what sort of cope is this? You misspelled "40% less" somehow, weird
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General counsel gigs are fricking sweet to have, too. Mid six figures base at the lowest.
No biglaw hours either.
You’re less a lawyer and more of an corporate officer that happens to know the law and keeps everything compliant/the other officers out of D Block, though.
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I cant wait for Elons take over of Twitter. The sound of millions of
s, commies, thots, incels and losers crying out. It will be beautiful.
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They'll just go to Plebbit or Fediverse
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Reddit is a blob that absorbs the most annoying people from other userbases
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Airtight theory
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The sewer people of social sites.
They were the C.H.U.D.s all along.
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The internet was for fun and porn and they ruined it
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Staý away from my comfy fediverse!
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Reddit isn’t a Twitter replacement in any way, fediverse is overrun by nazis, racists and pedos
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what are the r-slurs at lemmy up to
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If it became fediverse I would nut so hard
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Reddit will become the new place that wokeshitters flock to, since it has worse censorship than Twitter and bans over a sliver of deviation from the status quo.
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Can't wait!
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As if they haven't already flocked there for the better part of a decade
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2016 reddit vs 2018 reddit is day vs night. But I dont think it's anywhere near as attractive a place for politicians and celebrities to use. Also, I dont know if the admins will cope well with mainstream media shining a light on their mod teams "fiddling" with the kiddies.
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That's true, I mean, there will be an influx of even more r-slurs soon.
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So when's the truth merger coming?
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Took frickin long enough
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I mean, in fairness, would you have noticed really, if it was a one-and-done news item?
Or would you have paid more attention if . . . this timeline happened?
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Elondrama is hetro
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Now rope
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He's been edging us for months on this
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Drama ACCELERATE
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This has to be the finale for the Year of the Chud. I don't know how the writers can top this without it feeling forced.
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DDR declares and ahead by 10 in polls
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Trump re-elected, followed by Summer of Love 2.0
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If the R's take the Senate 51/49 it will be the true finale. That 41% figure will absolutely increase over Twitter + that
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Hello, based department?
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Hmm I can't help but
that a lot of those fired execs (and tech CEOs in general) are all
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Why is that? And shouldn't much of the Twitter bloat and fat have been cut under their leadership since Indians are cutthroat in business vs cucked Western CEOs which are all about admin, bureaucratic, and diversity bloat?
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Tata, one of the largest Indian conglomerates today producing everything from steel and cars to software(TCS is one of the big three software companies) explicitly has a policy of not firing people, they had a new CEO from a different family come in who wanted to cut fat at TCS and it ended up being a fight with the former CEO, a Tata, who eventually forced him to resign.
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Lol so they just accumulate more and more deadweight at the expense of a business?
I'm all for trying to treat employees well etc but some people suck and need to be shitcanned.
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I shot a Tata through the engine block in Afghanistan years ago.
They make a lot of stuff for sure
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With a Ma Deuce?
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With a 240
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Word
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Yeah
it's kind of weird. My personal go to theory 
would be that twitter 
made the mistake 
of taking in Indians at positions higher than management and this resulted in Indians filling the entire network 
with relatives and community members without the requisite skills.
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Hmm Kanye peaking society about the
nepotism in entertainment, I wonder who will do the same for 
nepotism in tech?
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boring version: they're a billion people, with british educational culture, means more people trying to get into high paying tech/finance jobs than in the west.
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