'I don spend so many years dey protect my tori about IVF' - Jennifer Aniston on how she try get pregnant

da bitch docta tell her she dun fried all dem eggs

To quote myself

According to someone I know while the words are correct for (presumably) Nigerian pidgin.

A. No one actually speaks this way. The words and changes are right but very rarely would you pack them into one sentence like that and the kind of people to use one word X wouldn't use another word Y in the same speech.

B. You're never actually supposed to write this in the first place. For those who speak pidgin mainly, they still write the "proper" way as that's how they'd have been taught. You're never actually supposed to write pidgin as that's why it's a pidgin, not a creole.

C. As such it's really hard to read even if you know it. Not extremely so but annoying.

Fricking pidgin.

I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boikitty. Needless to say, I don't use it anymore. The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)