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:marseysaluteussr: Bank Run Ocurring in Russia :marseysaluteussr:

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Twitter is getting flooded with images and videos of it over the last few days. Merry Christmas lmao

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How long till they have to start going for the Lebanese method? :marseyrobber:

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There’s something very attractive about a foid being so insanely based


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Nasim marsey when??

:#marseylove:

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This...

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...or this?

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tfw no fibonacci dumper aryan gf

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It's refreshing when "woman speaking to the manager" subverts your expectations :tayscrunch:

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The first pic I saw of Lauren Boebert was with guns on her waist and I couldn't understand for a few weeks why everyone called her ugly.

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It's the tomb raider chic

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if she likes you

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god shes a dime, need to get to the levant asap

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She was a Purrsian.

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But... but... the Ukranians want to negotiate for peace.

We're totally winning.

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My favorite copium is "Russia isn't fighting Ukraine, it's fighting a NATO army." The Ukies don't have a single NATO-made main battle tank, their Air Force has maybe gotten 20 "new" second-hand MiGs from Slovakia and Poland since the war started, and they sank the Moskva with some shitty homemade anti-ship missile. Until the M-777s and HIMARS began arriving in the summer, their only Western-made weapons were small arms, Javelins, MANPADs, and mediocre Turkish drones. Russia is losing a war to its second-hand army.

Even if Ukraine were fielding M1A2s and F-16s, Russia's military was meant to be able to go up against that stuff, which it clearly hasn't. By any measure, Russia's performance has been embarrassing.

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Joke I heard in Lviv:

Q: How goes the war between Russia and NATO?

A: Well, Russia has lost 70,000 soldiers, and NATO hasn't shown up.

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Lucky for the Russians, I suppose, is that it's very unlikely the Ukrainians could field F-16s or any other western combat aircraft, at least not in the short to medium term. Supply is therefore limited to any warehoused Migs or Sukhois the former Warsaw Pact has in storage.

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Highly unlikely. What's even less likely is that the Ukies could field M1s. Those tanks are radically different from everything in the former Warsaw Pact. There's zero interchangeability of parts. The Abrams needs a 4-man crew while every tank that Ukraine has needs 3. They're meant to be used differently. Any of the T-whatever tanks are meant to avoid getting hit. An Abrams is meant to take hits.

You might already know this, but someone else might learn something: the 3-man crews are related to why Russian tanks lose their turrets when they get hit. To make the hull smaller, the Soviet designers did away with the loader and automated the job, storing the ammunition in a circle around the turret (a bit like one of those old-school machine guns with a round drum). This did make the tanks smaller and harder to hit. But it also meant that they couldn't build the failsafes that an Abrams has for ammunition, so if the tank does get hit, the entire magazine detonates and blows the turret off.

It also only makes the tanks harder to hit for other tanks, which need a clear line of sight on the sides. Javelins don't have that limitation. So in a world where ATGMs exist, the only thing that the auto-loader accomplishes is that when a tank gets got, it's 3 men dying instead of 4.

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>My favorite copium is "Russia isn't fighting Ukraine, it's fighting a NATO army."

>Javelins don't have that limitation. So in a world where ATGMs exist, the only thing that the auto-loader accomplishes is that when a tank gets got, it's 3 men dying instead of 4.

:#marseyhmm:

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Okay, you got me there. But portable ATGMs aren't a NATO-only thing. The Russian Kornet is pretty good. I think even ISIS had some old shoulder-mounted ATGMs that it stole from Iraqi bases.

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Kornet is rubbish compared to the NLAW, which is cheaper everyday replacement for the javilin.

Kornet is AT4 stuff

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I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.

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Why would they give them tanks and shit they have no idea how to use? Do you think they have some kind of airforce or satellites they use for intelligence or something? It's pretty obvious without nato they would be fricked.

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They still have an airforce. I have no idea how at this point, but it's still able to mount operations. But you're right, NATO's most important contribution has arguably been intel.

The "ghost of Kyiv" thing took off because Russia's first-day losses were so wild. Of course, the logical explanation was that Ukraine knew where the Russians were thanks to US intel. But people are r-slurred and neurodivergent.

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Russia has fricked it since the beginning but it's just silly to pretend nato isn't heavily involved in all of this. The fact that they can hit targets they can't see with American artillery should make it obvious.

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It's also silly to pretend that NATO didn't buff Ukraine up enough to be sorta self-sufficient before this though. A lot of its spotting is possible because it invested in UAVs before the war started. Know where Ukraine bought its drones? From a certain member of NATO. :marseyturkroach:

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NLAWs were what stopped the initial push, that's shit was important.

They're not fighting NATOs army, they are fighting NATOs tech* (gear they are willing to risk being captured, ie not actually cutting edge)

*leaving the (I'm sure for the chineze) pants poopingly terrifying EW and Intel help

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Based if Russia collapses we might get a new influx of cheap surplus :marseydoit: are we back compensating-for-something sisters? :marseyitsoverwereback:


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I went to Iceland, and to get us up an icy mountain we climbed into a converted Soviet missile truck

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I can just imagine some slavshit military having a fire sale on stuff that's probably still irradiated. You could really feel the intense depression on the inside

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Thats amazing i want one


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What in the suicide hood

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Salaries in the porn industry are gonna be driven way the heck down. Czechia is already full of Russian girls overstaying their visas to suck peepee on camera, and the market isn't ready for this kind of shock.

Yeah, I've just let the cat out of the bag. Most "Czech" pornstars are Russians. They're just billed as Czech because the average burger can't tell the difference, and Russians aren't very marketable.

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Thanks i dont see how this relates to surplus firearms but thanks for sharing :#marseythumbsup:


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I saw a muscular, shirtless torso and assumed that this was something sexual. With Russians it often is.

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This is so bizarre, I have no idea if this is or :marseymisinformation:

Why would Russians not market well? Why would Czechs market any better?

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A patriotic coomer is still a patriot.

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When Russia collapses it will be marriage maxing time.

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:marseybooba::marseyzwei::marseyvatnik: I can't hardly tell the difference!

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Touch German beer you mong

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I wonder if Putin is actually based, him doing a Yeltsin any% speedrun, fricking the country's economy, turning his army from a feared war machine into an international laughingstock of pathetically embarrassing clowns, and (yet again) killing a large portion of Russia's male population means that the Czech Republic and the US are gonna be even more full of Russian foids fricking BBC African immigrants on camera for cash! :chad:

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@idio3 @Transgender_spez and that igor guy I can't bother to look up: deliberate on slav foids sucking big black dingus to survive

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I have already sperged out on this thread

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so I'm just going to be blunt and ask: was the invasion worth it?

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absolutely, this is an existencial war for Russia

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Assuming Russia wins, how much money will they immediately invest into re-building Ukraine's infrastructure to benefit its citizens?

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They will invest a lot, they already rebuilded a lot of Mariupol which was heavily destroyed.

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Lol, they haven't. This is what they are focussed on, lol

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Aren't there import bans on Russian weapons in a lot of western countries? Maybe you can get them indirectly instead

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I don’t remotely believe any news I see out of Russia and Ukraine rn. The ruble has taken 0 damage over the war some how.


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As the tweet says, its dropped 20% in the last few weeks, hence why everyone is trying to pull their money out of the banks.

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It dropped 40% in Feb and recovered.


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Recovered?

:marseystonetoss:

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>USD to RUB

:#marseysmugautist:

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Rub me raw, lmao.

:#marseyscoot:

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false an autist would actually know what they are talking about but say it in a way that you still do not want to listen.

OP is just r-slurred.

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USD

Show me the CPI and I'll believe it

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:#marseyno: :#marseycomrade:

Commie stats aren't real.

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:marseycornlove:

You vill stand in ze breadlines and zyu vill wike it

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By using incredibly desperate one-time free lunches that anyone who passed econ 101 knew was bad in the long term. Big surprise that robbing your own citizens of the ability to even use their own money would shake confidence

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Well clearly a lot of Russians don't think its going to recover again

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They didn't in February either as there was a bank run then too. And then a mini-one in July over worries of Central Bank takeover.

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just a desperate ukr propaganda cope post now that things are starting to look bleak for ukraine

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now that things are starting to look bleak for ukraine

Oh god don't tell me, the Russians captured another entire building in Bakhmut :marseyitsover:

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https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1607471564873953280

even jewlensky is coping, ukraine is totally on defensive and has no more capacity for offensives, all downhill from here

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how long til the inevitable collapse for real this time :#marseysal:

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You've been saying its "all down from here" for an entire year now and yet it still hasn't happened. I'm starting to think you might be coping :hmm:

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Ukraine was supposed to be totally on the defensive from day 1. The fact that they ever have been on the offensive is embarrassing.

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They've captured villages north and south of Bakhmut, I don't think the grind is working.

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Russia is a country that has always lived below its means.

The russians who are affected by this crash are those who could afford western products or trips abroad in the first place. Those guys have either fricked off of Russia or killed themselves (or by the good graces of the government).

The average russian never hopes of buying a mercedes or fr*nch brand clothings. They never felt the first crash in the first place because it shut doors they couldnt open anyway.

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You're vastly underestimating how important the USD/Ruble exchange is to even the poorest Russian. Russia imports a lot of goods and has pretty much zero electronic manufacturing. If the Ruble drops by half it's value then it means everything imported doubles in value. This has effected poor Russians the worst and Ukraine isn't even the start of it, they've been bearing the brunt of these massive drops for over a decade because of putin's autism.

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Bro, theres like a fifth of the Russian that's still (or fell back to) pooping in an outhouse.

Random russians of the Moscow ring and St Petersburg are gonna suffer hard, sure. But im talking about the towns east of Nizny Novgorod, where the administration is still paper printed, full of decrepit panelkas that should have been bulldozed 25 years ago, and every night you sleep in is a gambit, whose inhabitants still use vans that might as well fall apart mid-drive.

This is not me praising russian resilience, im deploring how those towns never left ground zero since the implosion of USSR. They never gained anything during the Putin era.

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You really are a dumb fricking idiot.

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It's worth more than it was a year ago.

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>somehow

It's no mystery, the ruble doesn't operate in a free market. After the first wave of sanctions hit, Russia required all gas payments to be made in rubles. A bunch of nations took them up on this, including China and I think India too. If you're a business in Russia and you're paid in a non-RUB currency you have to convert 80% of it to RUB. This was pretty smart in terms of owning the Westoids by making the ruble look strong, but it's coming back to bite them now because a strong currency comes with a bunch of downsides, especially when the number of countries that'll accept it at the market rate is small.

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cope BIPOC they are supplying the lifeblood of nations (oil and gas) and demanding it be in their own currency. they are setting the terms now. they'll have the world's reserve currency in 5 years from now

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they'll have the world's reserve currency in 5 years from now

:#marseylaugh:

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:marseyxd: I'm glad you caught it

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Sorry markets don’t exist bud


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>I don’t remotely believe any news I see

Good choice, apparently Russia is isolated enough to have to buy Iranian drones, even the Chinese are not on board, so the ruble is just a Jim(SitCom)-bucks thing right now. No exchange. The ruble must be some sort of zombie right now?

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Excuse me but you need to stop noticing the constant slew of psyops about the internal state of Russia. It's not allowed.

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Russia immediately falling apart after all their shilling, meddling, and propaganda will keep me entertained for years:marseylaughpoundfist:

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Nothing will happen, same thing happened in february and it went nowhere in 2 weeks, the Russian government can handles these situations a lot better than the west

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>be russian

>go to bank

>get shot

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The only difference is that instead of going out and getting shot by a mentally unstable incel like in Burgerstan, in Vodkastan you get shot either by a drunk gopnik or a chechen mafia goon :marseyxd:

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more likely to happen in america tbh

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God I got so excited it was down to the March fall and I could get a second chance of buying the dip for some easy money :marseyitsover:

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:marseysal:

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What happened to Sal? Did they kill themselves?

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Nothing is going to happen.

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https://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=RUB&to=USD

at this rate, it won't be long before the ruble is worth what it was before the SMO. It's still worth more rn p.s. all news of anything out of russia that makes russia look bad assume it's actually habbening in ukraine and vs./vs.

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hilarious as well considering the Russian ruble is being held up artificially by Putin lmao.

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:marseyhappening:

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I told you man, we are dumping the ruble for drama coin. This is all part of the plan.

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