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Footage of Paul Pelosi attack has been released

https://twitter.com/BigadShaban/status/1619019200949010432

I will update with additional footage and any cope and seethe as it comes in.

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Friend of rDrama, Glenn Beck, weighs in

The Paul Pelosi attack video seems clear to me: This was a hostage situation and he is lucky to be alive. Why was this not released IMMEDIATELY to clear up all the confusion?

Adam Kinzinger

Hey @ elonmusk care to react to the Pelosi video? You spread the big conspiracy…

Juanita Broaddrick

The Paul Pelosi body cam just shows two men having a beer and enjoying each others company until the police showed up and tried to take their “toys” away.

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The way he opens the door and they’re just chilling there is so funny. Then he spergs out and starts trying to kill him randomly.

Anyone else think hammerchad kinda looks like @jinxthinker

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last posted 9mo ago

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I think he switched to posting as @mermaid and is now posting as @branch.

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Branch and mermaid haven’t been active in forever

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He was just posting shit here like two days ago. Maybe it was another account or the jannies removed the posts.

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Did one of the jannies remove the recent posts? I went back through the past few days and cannot find the posts anymore.

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They were old posts pinned to the top

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>mfw

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Lol dw I thought the same thing

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Someone has been pinning their old posts. Theyre long gone.

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>fighting home intruder with glass in hand

>call cops (before or after altercation?)

>walk to door with intruder in tow, no fighting going on

>answer the door calmly

>intruder goes for a haymaker with the hammer in front of the police

WTF was going on here. This feels too weird even for a psyop.

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My guess: he had managed to calm the schizo with a weird social ritual, but the sight of the police shattered the calm. You can sometimes mollify schizos by emulating a normal interaction. If the illusion is punctured, though, they get real angry real fast.

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Paul obviously tried to be nice and friendly, offered him a drink and had one himself. He knows the police will come eventually so just needs to buy time.

Police knock, dude drags him over and said act normal (I'm guessing?), Paul smiles cuz police are finally going to end this shit. Also he probably drank a couple whiskeys.

I'm guessing this is when the attacker planned to make his threat. It's supposed to be a hostage situation. But Paul grabs the hammer and then Paul gets a serious fractured skull wound.

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Yeah Paul has serious money, if he was looking to frick with a dude, it'd be some super hot young male escort, not this obese ugly frick.

People keep bringing up the fact he was in his underwear too, as if that's important. Dude was in his own home at night, plenty of people chill with their pants off in the evening.

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Why does he have to like attractive men?

You think chubbychaser gays aren't a thing?

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Even the chubby chasers go after younger more attractive fatties

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No I don't

:#marseysickos:

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Theres literally footage of the guy breaking in lmao.

Admit you're a schizo r-slur eva. This is like the 19th unhinged far right conspiracy you've shilled and been wrong on.

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Go ahead and confirm the camera time and time of arrest for me

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For what purpose dude? You'll find a new reason to spin out of it.

This is how conspiracism works - evidence proving you wrong is simply taken as evidence you're right.

Heads I lose, tails you win. You are straight up incapable of self reflection.

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Lol so you know they aren't consistent

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They shouldn't be a thing, otherwise I woulda lost weight a long time ago XD


This is the official position of C-SPAN. If you have any questions or comments, please call and say something unhinged.

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Yep. That would explain why Pelosi for a brief moment smiles to the police as he is about to greet them, but them schizo dude realises that the jig is up, and so does Pelosi, as the smile immediately vanishes and he tries to wrangle the schizo again.

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You can sometimes mollify schizos by emulating a normal interaction. If the illusion is punctured, though, they get real angry real fast.

Neat! I'll use this trick the next time when I interact with feral schizos in the wild! :marseynotes:

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Life in SF provides many opportunities to interact with hostile schizos. Homeless schizos in SF are sort of like speed traps in Florida, or snow in Boston.

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The irony of all the conspiracy mongering is that this video shows Paul Pelosi being exactly who he says he is - an old liberal guy who would actually try to stop the cops from beating the shit out of the crazy dude who broke into his house.

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Arm chair experts are the worst. Surely the 80yr old should be fighting non-stop and acting scared the entire time. Not try to reason with the guy and try the nice-guy routine until his security guards or police show up.

The fact he tried to disarm him so police could tackle him was pretty brave/possibly dumb. But who knows what the dude was planning.

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I'm still seeing people say, "why didn't he rush out the door when the police got there?"

My neighbor, you ever met an 80 year old in your life?


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This isn't an 80s movie. Nobody does the "nice guy" shit in an actual home invasion. Holy shit, you morons need to actually go outside and have conversations with people. Life isn't video games where you can pick the "pacifist" option. Where did all you reddit cute twinks come from?

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seethe

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lol what? people in dangerous situations try to reason with/appeal to their attacker all the time, especially if they know they can't overpower the attacker

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What about the famous home invasion with the Queen and Michael Stragan? That's literally what she did.

These guys mostly just want attention and validation. This isnt a robbery.

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neighbor you are obviously r-slurred

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Lol imagine giving a Pelosi the benefit of the doubt

They've always proven themselves virtuous and free of self-interest

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You neoliberal cute twinks are the worst. You think this drunken slob actually gives a frick about his prostitute? He wanted him out

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You having a moment?

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Oh Pelosi was absolutely not calm answering the door. That was a dude who understood he was in an emergency situation with a complete crazy person and needed to act calm to try and keep the schizo calm. You can hear the intense strain in his voice and the way it's pitching up when he talks. He's going "Hey guys! We're just having a friendly chat here. Everything's alright. We're doing great no need to do anything drastic here, right Hammerbro? Right. See we're great. Everything's great. We're calm."

tbh this is probably what kept him from getting his brains bashed in before the cops got there, but the schizo realized his opportunity to bash brains was about to disappear when he saw the cops and my man REALLY wanted to bash some brains.

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I was 99% on the side that it was some gay lover’s quarrel when the reporting was being shifty about it, but now seeing it I’ve completely flipped. Dude is lucky to be alive and it’s impressive he was able to keep the schizo calm even up to opening the door.

Why the heck didn’t they release the footage, this completely clears up all of the weird shit every outlet was reporting

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Right? Pelosi is "in his underwear" because my man was clearly going to bed and is wearing his jammies. He's interacting with the police weirdly because a giant, unstable man with a hammer is looming over him and he's trying to keep everyone calm. Everything here lines up perfectly with schizo break in.

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Had he gotten a cop between himself and the schizo I guarantee he would have been screaming bloody murder to get that guy away from him. His eyes are screaming it while he keeps the fake smile to placate the dude.

But what did the schizo have in all those bags he brought up to the house? Looked like the fricker was going camping

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I'd guess like weapons or bonesaws for dismembering congresspeople or something

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When I first read the reports I was so confused. Like what the frick do you mean the intruder attacked pelosi AFTER the cops show up. Made no fricking sense and I assumed there had to be missing information. But nope the police were literally just reporting events, lol

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Yeah, politics aside, im not faulting him for trying to keep a pretty fricking crazy situation calm

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:#marseyhesright:

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Look at the two people in that video. One is a 100 millionaire drunk stay at home dad who’s never had a job and crashed his Porsche 10 times. The other lives in a trailer in the front yard of his convicted pedos wife’s house and is a fat nudist commie

Detrans lives matter

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Some sort of consensual non consent shit

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Pelosi was probdbly holdjgn the man’s son hostage in his pedoesta style r*pe dungeon and burst in on him about to r*pe the kids

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Discombobulate

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fighting home intruder with glass in hand

Julian from Trailer Park Boys moment


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Rightoids btfo'd?

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You watched that video and thought nothing gay was going on?

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Incredibly strong :marseyhomofascist: vibes.

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All I saw was true love.

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It's only gay if you get an abortion

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Yes? My only question would be how Paul even got him to the door and held his hammer at bay before that I guess.

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Two drunk cute twinks, one got a little too cozy and didn't want to leave, leads to this, drunk strag thinks more men are arriving to the party, sees cops, spergs out like "what the frick man I thought we had something" gay lover dispute (pull up those domestic abuse statistics) and I'm sitting here laughing that this was all blamed on the right wing.

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I love how everyone else is shitposting and you don't realize it


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You're thinking of lesbian stats not gays

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lmao rDrama rightoid psychiatry 101

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Literally anything in the universe could have happened and it would have confirmed anything the rightoids believe bro thats how they operate and its hilarious when they pretend otherwise

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>the universe is rightoid

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QAnon r-slur with a rambling :marseylongpost: schitizo blog who hates liberals is 82yr old Paul's secret gay lover.

Rightoids believe this.

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Honestly before this footage came out I could have believed it. Are you really expecting a literal schizo to have consistent beliefs?

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Who cares about his politics. All that matters is thinking an 82yr old man wants to frick this fat ugly wingcuck dude.

His fat stomach is popping out of his shirt.

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Such a hot young gay twink

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I mean, we all saw Paul Pelosi's erect peepee in that video. State it as a fact enough times and the average rightoid will remember seeing an erect peepee.

:#marseychudegg: :#marseybooba::#!marseypenis:

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Yeah man just casually holding a drink with the "intruder" in your house.

Even on the off chance this wasn't some gay prostitute shit, it would makes him look even worse that this was his "attempt" at stopping a home invasion. What an absolute kitty. This is some european shit. "Eat the rich" folk should be salivating right now if they weren't such hypocrites.

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Holding a glass in your hand while you wait for the cops to arrive is a pretty normal thing to do when some psycho chimps out at you. Especially when he's got his own weapon.

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No the normal thing is to shoot the the psycho, then call your lawyer as the cops arrive.

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this is san francisco

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He's a rich politically connected person, he can get whatever permit he wants.

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Ok well judging by how fat and ugly that guy is I think we can rule out the gay prostitute theory

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Pelosi was the gay prostitute.

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Some gays are into chubbies.

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Hammer man looks like a typical bear.

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are you committing a heckin' fatphobia? on rdrama no less?

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Not a good one, but some people are into that

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I do not understand anything in this video.

Why were they standing awkwardly while cracking a half-laugh for like 10 seconds? Why does he hold a drink? Why is he in his underwear? Why is he holding his hammer like that? Why is the guy so fricking obese?

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The nicest interpretation for pelosi is that he was getting ready for bed, had a drink poured, crazy man breaks in, pelosi tries to act calm to avoid crazy man sperging out, talks to him and tries to get out alive. Crazy man sees cops, realizes he’s been tricked, spergs out and hammers down.

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This almost makes sense but it doesnt explain the obesity

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I’d be more surprised if neither were obese

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Oh this happened in America

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Now all is clear

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Why is the guy so fricking obese?

do u even have to ask

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Has anyone here ever actually gone outside?! I thought burgerstan was filled with schizos, yet people act like theyve never interacted with one.

You can "pacify" them pretty well temporarily if you manage to lull them into a conversation. Theyre off their rockers, so they kind of forget what they actually wanted to do. Grampa probably grabbed the bottle to defend himself with, because movies.

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Now you may be suprised, but vast majority of people dont interact with violent schizos often (outside of burgerland at least)

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Here in Florida it's considered unusual if you don't run into a schizo at least once a day


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You dumb fricking moron. You don't lull a crackhead into a conversation. You don't even acknowledge it. Crackheads can talk for hours.

Holy shit, none of you go outside.

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I think the crackhead calculus is different when they come into your house. That’s when having a conversation calms them down because they can’t get acclimated to the voices in your walls

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Rich politicians are s*x perverts who exhibit extreme anti social behavior and self medicate with prescription pills to act normal. This is the behind the scenes every American needs to see and to hold these lunatics accountable.

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Speaking from experience?

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Why does he hold a drink?

Did a child write this comment?

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Stop noticing chud

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