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Tay Tay's last viable egg as it cries out "Whyyyy didn't you fertilize meeee???" LiterallyShaking 11mo ago#6067247
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Tay Tay's last viable egg as it cries out "Whyyyy didn't you fertilize meeee???" HeyMoon 11mo ago#6067416
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Did you really think I was going to argue with this statement?
Kirk points out that Nomad itself is imperfect, since it has mistaken Captain Kirk for its true creator Jackson Roykirk. He then claims that Nomad has committed two other errors, by not discovering its own mistake, and by not sterilizing itself as imperfect.
The Motion Picture is unironically one of my top ST movies, mostly because you can treat it like a baseball game, i.e., take a nap around the time Kirk takes command of the Enterprise, wake up around Spock "penetrating the V'ger orifice," and really not miss anything.
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Tay Tay's last viable egg as it cries out "Whyyyy didn't you fertilize meeee???" Wegkerflurgler 11mo ago#6067362
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they don't need to do anything to keep going
Except for never running into an asteroid in the belt between mars and Jupiter, or passing close enough to any object large enough to pull it into orbit, or getting hit by a meteor/comet, or just crapping out.
It's a computer with about 32KB of total processing power that we hucked into space 50 years ago, and ever since we've been pretending that we're learning something from it. As silly as the whole thing is, it is at least somewhat impressive that the fricking this has kept working for so long.
It passed pluto in 1989, but won't exit the oort cloud for another 200 years. !starchads
Except for never running into an asteroid in the belt between mars and Jupiter, or passing close enough to any object large enough to pull it into orbit, or getting hit by a meteor/comet, or just crapping out.
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Tay Tay's last viable egg as it cries out "Whyyyy didn't you fertilize meeee???" tempest 11mo ago#6068016
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I know
Sometimes I spout bullshit when I'm drunk and trying to make a point
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Tay Tay's last viable egg as it cries out "Whyyyy didn't you fertilize meeee???" Wegkerflurgler 11mo ago#6068022
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Tay Tay's last viable egg as it cries out "Whyyyy didn't you fertilize meeee???" DramaticTuna 11mo ago#6069627
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I feel like there was a missed opportunity to make a tiny peepee joke here. but idk if it would play, given the celestial scale
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Tay Tay's last viable egg as it cries out "Whyyyy didn't you fertilize meeee???" DramaticTuna 11mo ago#6070101
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Two strangers, staring at the most distantly recorded image ever taken of their entire planet, both trying to make at least one tiny peepee or your mom joke. And both failing.
(((They've))) actually started to invest in using brainwashing techniques and brain surgery on Palestinian children to turn đź’Łđź’Łđź’Łthemđź’Łđź’Łđź’Ł into psychic reactors that disrupt electronics now. It has a much further range compared to their orbital lasers. It also serves the added purposes of being able to monitor your internet history and also disrupt (((their))) ma's phone calls when she calls from Miami and asks why (((they're))) dating a shiksa. Voyager got disrupted, but to (((them))) it's a small price to pay.
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I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLI'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL 11mo ago#6067786
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What did these boomer programmers mean? Is it something about tearing down the gender binary?
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Doodlebob screams in FORTRAN
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Imagine being in the 70's, you hear someone say this, and you would probably just smile and make a note to ask them where they get their acid later
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Imagine reading your own quote.
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A series of 1s and 0s that repeat is still a series of 1s and 0s
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Did you really think I was going to argue with this statement?
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They have to be meaningful series
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Thank God Shatner is still around for one more mission.
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I love Star Trek: TMP, but its plot is a feature-length, well-funded remake of the TOS episode The Changeling.
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Tbf everything in TOS had been done already in scifi magazines in the 1950s. Often by the same guy who wrote the TOS episode.
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KIRK UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's a mechanism!
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The Motion Picture is unironically one of my top ST movies, mostly because you can treat it like a baseball game, i.e., take a nap around the time Kirk takes command of the Enterprise, wake up around Spock "penetrating the V'ger orifice," and really not miss anything.
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god I hope so
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What, it's not like they have a choice in the matter. They don't need to do anything to keep going.
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Except for never running into an asteroid in the belt between mars and Jupiter, or passing close enough to any object large enough to pull it into orbit, or getting hit by a meteor/comet, or just crapping out.
It's a computer with about 32KB of total processing power that we hucked into space 50 years ago, and ever since we've been pretending that we're learning something from it. As silly as the whole thing is, it is at least somewhat impressive that the fricking this has kept working for so long.
It passed pluto in 1989, but won't exit the oort cloud for another 200 years. !starchads
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Space is a LOT more empty than you think it is.
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Don't we all.
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How? Its full of space
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It's in the name
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Don't get me wrong, the Voyager probes are great feats of engineering but it's not like they were out there dodging asteroids for the past 45 years.
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For sure,
@tempest called me on this too
https://rdrama.net/h/mnn/post/251474/nasa-concerned-as-voyager-1-sending/6067630#context
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Coolest thing the probulator 9000 has sent us back.
Farthest away picture we've taken of the earth. The lil' dot is all of us at Drama dot net.
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I feel like there was a missed opportunity to make a tiny peepee joke here. but idk if it would play, given the celestial scale
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I was debating taking a few mins to come up w something better than, "that's your mom's house/porch light" or some such but had nothing for ya.
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It would be much more impressive if they got it to stop flying
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The jews did this
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The Ferengi did this.
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Their orbital space lasers don't have anywhere near the range needed, r-slur.
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Now if aliens find it they'll think we're a bunch of n00bs who can't code
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Have any Dramatards done a post on the astronaut who threw a tantrum and trashed the ISS?
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Yeah it was great. No I won't find it for you
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Who?
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Space probe launched in '77 that gave us first detailed pictures of gas giants' moons. Right now it's the furthest away man-made object.
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I said who not what you fricking mongoloid
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Woyagar is finally property of Indian space program
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LISPcels LOST
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