Seeing this thread where some eurocucks got arrested(!) for their bangalijst, reminded me of that time when the Queen Stacy 
of Duke fricked half the lacrosse squad, made a powerpoint rating and ranking them, and walked off into a South African sunset consequence-free.
The Subject's Raw Scores were based on an, admittedly subjective, range of criteria that I had established long before commencing my research project:
Physical Attractiveness: points were awarded or deducted based on the Subjects' height, body build (muscle mass and definition), jaw-line, quality/texture/cut of hair, facial structure, penile structures, and eyes/eyebrows
Size: points were determined based on the length and girth of the Subjects' hardware
Talent: points were awarded or deducted based on how well the Subjects utilized their hands, mouths, and equipment (this category is strictly separate from Size)
Creativity: points were given if the Subject showed a willingness to go beyond the standard research positions and/or locations (and a knowledge of how to operate once said position was at hand)
Aggressiveness: points were given if the Subject displayed aggressive behavior and an alpha-male mentality of assuming control of the given situation; points were deducted severely if they simply lay there or did not act assertively.
Entertainment: points were given for extremely amusing actions, great personalities, quotes, sexts, good senses of humor, or simply dirty talk, and were removed if no noises of enjoyment or talk of any kind was present. In other words, how entertained I was
Athletic Ability: points were awarded if the Subject regularly performed exceptionally well on the diamond or field
Bonus: Bonus points were given for extraneous factors, such as the presence of an Australian accent and/or profressional surfing skills. Points were deducted for rudeness or being Canadian.
The lessons:
Foids > moids
Duke > Ulztreecht U
Burgerstan > Stroopwaffenplatz
"How do I rank on your frick list?"
Here's the unredacted slides. The average score is a 6, but it's a bimodal distribution.
Tag urselfs, drama manhoes.
. Look at the writeup request to see what we're missing or simply make a post about anything important that happened.
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This is simultaneously the biggest
and the biggest ho
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Rdrama sexhavers Powerpoint when?
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!fellas we've all been there
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I paid 6000 bucks for it u bet your butt im gonna wear it
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I don't even own a fursuit
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Maybe when the jannoids unban rizz-king Spal
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Foids can't frick anyone, they only get fricked by someone.
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That's where you're wrong. Bend over, bby.
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Gross, grow a real peepee or get out
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Post gock bb
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Explain lesbians then.
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Living in South Africa is punishment enough.
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I think she only went there on holiday because they didn't have internet in 2010. She didn't move permanently, it doesn't sound like.
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Some solid advice for being good in bed as a guy, in there.
be attractive
be hung, with a case of anti-ED
be horny, handsy and aggressive
compliment the body and beej skills
be more interesting than missionary in bed, and execute it well.
never be vulnerable for five minutes even if you're an Australian chad thunderpeepee
some mid town bike opining on the guys that got away is more sad than stace tho. the parts when she's dumping on bad lays is funny though.
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You can get away with being emotionally vulnerable if you meet two criteria
A) all of the above criteria you listed
B) never make it her problem ever, you can shed like two manly tears and then shut up
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maybe if it's on a night that you're not plowing.
I feel like this needs an addendum, though. If nobody's touched a titty yet and she's already quoted/sung three romantic movies/songs, or worse, books...
Disregard the horny half of the list, you're dealing with a The Notebook foid
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This is good for keeping dusties out of your house and on the streets where they belong
Uggos need never apply, a Stacy's love life isn't a charity
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This is another example of women buttsuming men are as degen as they are.
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Right? It takes way too much effort to create and maintain such list. The people who are neurodivergent enough to do this usually don't frick.
Just visualise the list in your mind like I do.
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Based ho.
Also what is it with Duke and s*x scandal stuff? There was that pornstar Belle Knox, this chick, and well before that the lacrosse "r*pe" situation
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Duke is the number one school in America for hot rich kids that aren't that bright. Their demographics leave them primed for this sort of shit to keep happening on the reg.
Even when the 2006 Duke lacrosse boys shockingly turned out not to be male feminists (at that one party, anyway) nobody really doubted it for a minute because they're totally the sort that would be.
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Oh yea they've r*ped, if there is one thing lax bros love it's a good raping. That said a lot of chicks want to get plowed by multiple dudes then feel ashamed afterwards, that was like one of the first (popular) fake r*pe accusations and waaay before me2
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Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fricking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the frick up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that
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Here's the unredacted slides.:
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Highest ranked: "king of s*x"
Lowest ranked: "still beat"
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Only time in history
I felt bad for a Dukie
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How dose she look like?
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Just your type: Equipped with bobs and vagine both
@BIPOCcute twinkr-slur.
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No benis? Not my type
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Ridiculous how low the standards were in 2008.
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