They're like huge city-sized guns that shoot the tiniest objects known to man into one another to make them fricking explode and create even more small fricking particles that cascade into a shower of reactions and explosions!
This is the same mindset that made our ancestors bang rocks together until they made fire, it stimulates the same part of the brain and is fricking masculine as shit! 
I wish WWIII started or some alien invasion happened so we could find an excuse to put these motherlovers on rails or mechs and fricking shoot them at stuff!
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I remember when they started building the LHC. I was a kid and heard on the radio that some scientists were doing incredibly dangerous experiments and that they might destroy earth if they fricked up
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They did frick it up. The earth was pulled into a black hole generated by accident during an experiment in 2016. Due to time dilation and the elasticity of human consciousness, we haven't caught up with the effects of this disaster that killed us.
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So you're saying Bernie can still win?
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Akshully it's HER turn
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Due to time dilation the most pressing issue on the internet now is dilation
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Too bad that those concerns were unfounded, it would've been a hundred times cooler if some intern could frick up the electro-optic calibration and open a black hole or something
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*Resonance Cascade
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There's a Japanese documentary about this, it's called "Steins;Gate"
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Umm sweaty it's a video game
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The journos heckin lied? Again??
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