They're like huge city-sized guns that shoot the tiniest objects known to man into one another to make them fricking explode and create even more small fricking particles that cascade into a shower of reactions and explosions!
This is the same mindset that made our ancestors bang rocks together until they made fire, it stimulates the same part of the brain and is fricking masculine as shit! 
I wish WWIII started or some alien invasion happened so we could find an excuse to put these motherlovers on rails or mechs and fricking shoot them at stuff!
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Love how scientists are just like "hey we need a giant underground circle" and politicians are like "gotchu fam"
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https://cds.cern.ch/record/2773258/plots
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Ok
Uhhh
This guy has to be joking, right?
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You can't deny their ambitions
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This is how we accidentally have a catastrophic event that pokes a hole in the planet's crust and reveals the truth of hollow earth and I'm so here for it
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wherever you wanna build one of that size on earth it's gonna be super difficult.
but you can build it on the moon, in a big circle all around the moon.
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What does making it even bigger get us?
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Put a ramp off the end and use it to shoot aliens.
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higher energy collisions means we can detect smaller stuff.
is it worth the huge cost? imho the $20B for the next larger proposed collider on earth would be better spent on AI alignment. if in 100 years we still exist and still haven't found a cheaper way to investigate subatomic particles, we can build one around the moon.
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So you can't build a more powerful gun you need space for it to accelerate?
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I think the problem is keeping the particles going in a circle. The smaller the circle is, the stronger magnets you need.
btw: the map (first image) in my link, comparing moon to earth, is completely wrong. the moon's diameter is 27% of earth's.
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Noooo we have to waste the money on my grift
We should spend all that money on nukes to nuke us back to monke, and then have some spare nukes left for aliens.
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REEEEEEEEEEEE MERCATOR
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true
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They heard “undergound” and “ring” and assumed they were funding another underground s*x trafficking ring.
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Its because it will let them make a time machine.
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And with it we can return and prevent the government from funding it
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I remember when they started building the LHC. I was a kid and heard on the radio that some scientists were doing incredibly dangerous experiments and that they might destroy earth if they fricked up
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They did frick it up. The earth was pulled into a black hole generated by accident during an experiment in 2016. Due to time dilation and the elasticity of human consciousness, we haven't caught up with the effects of this disaster that killed us.
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So you're saying Bernie can still win?
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Akshully it's HER turn
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Due to time dilation the most pressing issue on the internet now is dilation
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Too bad that those concerns were unfounded, it would've been a hundred times cooler if some intern could frick up the electro-optic calibration and open a black hole or something
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*Resonance Cascade
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There's a Japanese documentary about this, it's called "Steins;Gate"
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Umm sweaty it's a video game
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The journos heckin lied? Again??
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DUDE I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE!!
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DUDE I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE!!
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dude science is fricking gay lmao
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dude science is fricking gay lmao
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dude science is fricking gay lmao
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Only good quad post ever
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Of course youre pro science
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Look at the silly shit white devils do with their money instead of paying reparations
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Whitey on the Moon
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Mmt of this https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cern-devil-worship-sacrifice-video_n_57b6856ce4b00d9c3a16cd67
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/aug/18/fake-human-sacrifice-filmed-at-cern-with-pranking-scientists-suspected
https://publicdelivery.org/shiva-statue-cern
Statue of Shiva the Destroyer located at the CERN facility
https://www.unilad.com/technology/elon-musk-calls-cerns-large-hadron-collider-a-demonic-technology-20220823
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/1358274/jaw-dropping-photos-taken-above-cerns-large-hadron-collider-lead-to-wild-new-conspiracy-theories-and-prove-portals-are-opening
https://www.vice.com/en/article/88qg5v/is-cern-causing-mandela-effect-by-creating-portals-to-alternate-dimensions-an-investigation
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Ok I never understood this one it's like the single most random thing you could put up in a research facility like that
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Please God this isn't the actual reason right?
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It's literally the only reason, they wanted to reference le big bomb meme man because they want everyone to know that they think their projects is comparable and just as important
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My proton collider 9000 le collided... protons?
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Someone did a little trolling
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He's doing the dance of creation and destruction which represents exactly what smashing particles together is doing.
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This is the only spiritual dance i will accept
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it's awesome THOUGHEVER.
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What if grug smash but more?
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I didn't watch the video but I heard some science foid on YT say particle physics is pretty boring now and there's areas of science that have a better bang per buck.
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It was Sabine, wasn't it?
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yes I think it was sabine hossenfelder
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I love her. Her videos are great and she makes people seethe
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I wonder why
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As if moids aren't even more guilty of this though lol
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sabine hossenfelder seems right, she's an actual physicist
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When we didn't get energy weapons and plasma guns out of the CERN research everyone kinda was bummed out
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Perhaps, but are they fun though?
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Oh yeah, collide those particles harder babe
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That's a nice particle accelerator. Shame if someone would introduce a neutron that's also a 6 dimensional supercomputer into the mix to frick things up and halt all research
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Trisolaranchads stay winning
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I get that reference
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I don't, please explain.
Edit: nvm, it's Three Body Probrem
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The entire history of mankind is making explosions.
From large explosions that destroy cities, to small explosions that crash together the smallest particles in this reality, to one day again move to creating explosions that detonate planets and stars.
That is all man's science has ever done, to explode things until whatever remains grows in a shape they like.
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Switzerland's 'secret' weapon.
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I got to tour CERN back in 2009 and the funny part was that everyone there was kind of over the “shock” of the LHC but instead were all
because they know it's potentially the next step past nuclear weapons lmao
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THE GREAT ONE IS COMING!
All Hail his Lordship of Science! Bless his Big Machine and deliver us from superstition. AAAAAAMEN.
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It's actually her, chud. This is KATRIN detector.
The future is female
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You can put Free Bird over literally anything and make it epic.
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I joke about hating physics but really I'm just jealous of physicists being smart enough to comprehend stuff like this. Nice hole btw I will follow.
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Hadronic colorimeter just sounds cool, perfect b movie science jargon word
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Solenoid Toroid ... Which dramatard was naming these?
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Gonna use P.E.N.I.S. to examine CP and then verify my results with the Cox-Zucker machine
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It's over for geodicicels
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im going
to stick 
my peepee in that
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What's that song again? It's on the tip of my tongue.
Edit: Free bird.
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Just wait until you see what Africa has developed while you guys were worrying about this 'particle accelerator' nonsense
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I counted 3 hoops right, there's 3 hoops right.
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Can they activate the LHC again to reset the simulation back to where everyone behaved before May 28, 2016
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You zoomers managed to make popscience even more insufferable than it already is
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Nothing is more cute twink than “I fricking love science” Christ denial nerd shit
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I hate zoomers so fricking much.
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