They're like huge city-sized guns that shoot the tiniest objects known to man into one another to make them fricking explode and create even more small fricking particles that cascade into a shower of reactions and explosions!
This is the same mindset that made our ancestors bang rocks together until they made fire, it stimulates the same part of the brain and is fricking masculine as shit! 
I wish WWIII started or some alien invasion happened so we could find an excuse to put these motherlovers on rails or mechs and fricking shoot them at stuff!
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Fun fact the energies involved in our larger accelerators are literally on the scale of smashing two huge speeding freight trains into each other
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Why don't we just smash freight trains together then? I think that would be cheaper
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They need to concentrate the energy in tiny beams of particles
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Gay
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And nore fun
And more destructive to industrial society
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