They're like huge city-sized guns that shoot the tiniest objects known to man into one another to make them fricking explode and create even more small fricking particles that cascade into a shower of reactions and explosions!
This is the same mindset that made our ancestors bang rocks together until they made fire, it stimulates the same part of the brain and is fricking masculine as shit! 
I wish WWIII started or some alien invasion happened so we could find an excuse to put these motherlovers on rails or mechs and fricking shoot them at stuff!
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Mmt of this https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cern-devil-worship-sacrifice-video_n_57b6856ce4b00d9c3a16cd67
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/aug/18/fake-human-sacrifice-filmed-at-cern-with-pranking-scientists-suspected
https://publicdelivery.org/shiva-statue-cern
Statue of Shiva the Destroyer located at the CERN facility
https://www.unilad.com/technology/elon-musk-calls-cerns-large-hadron-collider-a-demonic-technology-20220823
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/1358274/jaw-dropping-photos-taken-above-cerns-large-hadron-collider-lead-to-wild-new-conspiracy-theories-and-prove-portals-are-opening
https://www.vice.com/en/article/88qg5v/is-cern-causing-mandela-effect-by-creating-portals-to-alternate-dimensions-an-investigation
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Ok I never understood this one it's like the single most random thing you could put up in a research facility like that
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Please God this isn't the actual reason right?
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It's literally the only reason, they wanted to reference le big bomb meme man because they want everyone to know that they think their projects is comparable and just as important
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My proton collider 9000 le collided... protons?
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Someone did a little trolling
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He's doing the dance of creation and destruction which represents exactly what smashing particles together is doing.
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This is the only spiritual dance i will accept
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it's awesome THOUGHEVER.
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