EFFORTPOST Financial Audit of a Journ*list

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oZpWki2mOA4

Fantastic episode today. Guy's incredibly arrogant, typical journ*list. He believes he's famous? He keeps bringing up his degree in Information Systems and spergs a little (timestamp) when fatty says nobody cares. Comments are fire. Schizophrenia? He reminds me of a few I've encountered.

Chads show themselves in the comments

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16807157466835713.webp

Everything I have written may or may not be right and might be completely exaggerated, don't trust me. I can't even spell right most of the time. :marseynerd:

Response to a basic financial plan

'I don't care enough to stop eating taquitos'

Pure undiluted seethe the near the end

  • The taquitos are a massive sticking point. Same with being called a baby

Vein goes bulgy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1680715746727659.webp

41 years old

Lives in Austin

"What do you do for a living?"

"Too many things"

"Okay, go on"

"I don't even know really, I'm just like hustling every day basically because I have been blacklisted from most jobs [laughing] because [laughing] I have a...[laughing] criminal background"

"woah what did you do?"

"I told Governor Abbot on Twitter that I would eat his heart and... umm.... that like solicited a big reaction" :marseyretardchad:

"Misdemeanor B, terroristic threat," did this in 2018

Background:

  • Moving in two months to Dallas Fort Worth area

    • Lots of connections there and way cheaper

      • Former client is the mayor of Arlington?
    • Doesn't have a place lined up yet

Jobs:

  • At least a 6 year resume gap?

  • 'I've applied for every job in this city'

    • Wattaburger

      • Said no to being a cashier because he was interviewing for a PTA director job
    • Gets chewed out about picking and choosing jobs instead of actually going for things :marseyxd:

    • 'I can only take so much rejection'

      • Takes being called a baby very seriously :marseypoor:
  • CV:

    • Owned Avertizing agency

      • Got assaulted and apartment burned down? Didn't have renters insurance. wtf? Something's weird here.

      • 11 years ago

    • Journ*list

      • Paid $15 an article that would take full day to write

      • Also helped the site with advertising and made a 10% cut of that?

  • Was not employed when he made that tweet?

  • Former Journ*list, polemicist, and policy analyst. Wrote for 'thenewcivilrightsmovement.com'

    • Stopped in 2016 because he had a mental breakdown when trump was elected

      :#marseytrump:
  • When rejected from job they either say:

    • 'I'm overqualified'

      • 'I'm overqualified for most things'
    • Some are because of his background check

  • As things go on he reveals his true colors:

    • 'I think that's what people are afraid of. That if I go into a job they're afraid I'm going to be their boss right off the bat because I might be because that's my attitude and I'm smart and I can boss people. I have a degree in information systems. I've been a journ*list, I've been a policy analyst, an avertising agency, I've built apps'

Why won't you accept the jobs you feel are beneath you?

Because something better is going to come along and I just know it

Savings:

  • Savings? Gone.

    • Owned an advertising agency for eight years? :marseythinkorino:

    • Peaked at $10'000

  • Nothing in retirement IRAs etc

  • Parents paying his rent

    • Mother is 63, Dad is seventy-something

    • Hasn't spoken to his sister in years

  • Income:

    • 'Random research papers,' 'strategy briefs,'
  • Started month with $67 in his account

  • Ended month with $800

Expenses:

  • Rent: 1500

  • Lotto.com 'I'm gonna hit it big, make millions'

    • 'I've spent like $30' (he's spent more)
  • Pays for OnlyFans, and Bari Weiss's substack among many other subscription

  • Buys Taquitoes from 7-11 daily, hundreds of dollars flushed away on that and other useless shit

Short Term Loans:

  • 'They send you a check in the mail'

  • 30% loans to 100% apr

  • $3000 in them

  • Wanted to find a musicisian to develop an album with him :marseyxd:

    • Something about Open Mics?
  • Monthly payments are ~100

  • 'It will be paid off soon I think'

  • Most recent one was early March this year

Debts:

  • Car

  • $9000 on it

  • 14% interest rate

  • $70 a month minimum payment

  • Credit Card

  • Capital One

    • $700

    • 18%

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I actually have a friend that's going to be on this show soon! This is one of the only forms of cringe media I can tolerate.

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How did they find him? I'm interested since this guy came out of seemingly nowhere although it's not surprising since he has some pretty good guests.

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My friend reached out to him on TikTok I believe and was going to be in the Austin area for a bit.

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