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New chinese streetfood just dropped. Stir fried pebbles.
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have you seen the things we eat? rocks are nothing
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The rocks probably help digest the entire live crabs and turtles u eat, kind of like in ostriches
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so fresh
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do you know what that shit is? sometimes it feels like they create these things in labs with the sole purpose of being the most disgusting possible
it's kinda hot though, looks like a giant peepee. i need a video of a cute chinkette putting one of those things up her butt/kitty
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You literally come from a country that gifted the world uma delicia, you have no right to comment on food
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neighbor say what you want about
, at least the monkey is dead long before being eaten. until we adopt cannibalism and start eating live monkeys, yes we have the right to comment on food
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it's a geoduck, very fascinating creatures
and burgers eat it too so stop making fun of us asians
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don't worry don't think for a minute I hate Americans any less than I hate the Chinese
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Garloid
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Hopefully raised on spring water instead of that chlorinated shit
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seems to be tasty
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lol i've personally not tried it
it's on display at every seafood restaurant here tho
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the thin sliced version, of course. i wouldn't want to bite into a giant peepee that squirts saltwater all over me hehe... unless
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You enjoy this?????
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i've not tried or seen this but i get the idea
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You're a great ambassador
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rice neighbor what idea? you are sucking on stones!
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chinese lollipops
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I have no idea if you're fricking with me right now.
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so like bone broth but BROTH OF THE EARTH
man i wish i didn't live on a lead deposit
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LOL i said that i get the idea but that doesn't mean i'm gonna try it
although i wouldn't mind
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i did it with my fish tank but it just tasted like shit
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go to the river
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Ypipo don season they soup
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Is the idea just sucking some spice out of the rock? If not, I don't get it
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chinese lollipops
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do you chew them or just swallow them, I don't know how to eat them
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suck em
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The Japanese have discovered that as long as you charge a lot of money for something you can trick r-slurred mayos into eating the most vile shit imaginable. You just know they're laughing their butt off at all the morons eating raw fish. I don't for a second believe they eat that crap themselves. Not falling for their tricks, me.
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hue hue hue come try this exotic asian dish for 10000 yen that we definitely eat
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i mean, for once it's not squirming, screaming or kicking. it's a upgrade.
ikyn Chinese but what's the deal with the Chinese fetish for eating shit alive though
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??
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i know you're not
just invented it
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i showed my id already why dont you people believe me
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wasn't aware
so you are Chinese? i though you were Singaporean
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Singaporean Chinese???
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ur fricking everything eh
next ur gonna tell me ur a niggr
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that i'm not
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Me after eating too many MSG enriched rocks
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Wasn't there a children's story with this premise, where some gypsy hoodwinks a village into making them a "rock stew"?
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yeah it was great
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sounds romaphobic
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It's a tale of a lazy slob leeching on society by deceiving a hard-working community into cooking him a free meal.
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When it comes to chinese cuisine, i'd rather eat pebbles than the famous delicacy virgin boy eggs.
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Only sane chinese?
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we should go spread some democracy and liberate him
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might as well go all the way and
out like 东方不败
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LOL the old hk movies were so
and no one batted an eyelid when the male protagonist got together with 东方不败
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$2.30 for flavored rocks what in the frick
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Not that terrible in principle. But apparently for street vendors, there're a chance it's been stir fried in gutter oil.
I might make a post about it.
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Gutter oil and sucking rocks. No wonder they steal everyone elses i.p.
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shit I thought that was
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I’ve eaten pumice stones before, very nice texture although I don’t think they could be enjoyed any other way than guiltily gnawing on them in the shower.
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It never even occurred to me that you could eat those and now I want to try it
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What kind of forum is that?
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stir fried pibble
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Darn @NO-ORGASMS-ALLOWED thought this said "Pibbles" and @NO-ORGASMS-ALLOWED was rejoycing at the pitticide
@NO-ORGASMS-ALLOWED say this as a feminist ally
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We should send them money and test bat viruses with them
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This is like when John 'Elon' Musk made himself the default option on the twitter search bar. Truly kafkaesque. I think that Aevann is a horrible narcissist who cannot cope with a reality where he is not the majority of the world's friends. It's truly horrifying. And I hope that he gets some therapy or at the very least kills himself so our suffering can end. But I think that everyone aware of the man's situation understands that this too is a fruitless proposition - Aevann will continue their march until there is nothing less than total RDrama Subjugation under his iron heel. And we're going to let it happen, not because we want to, but because we can't get rid of the bastard. He created rdrama.net, and he's the only one who can truly understand its inner workings and machinations. Maybe that's why we must always hate and oppose him, because of we ever let our guard down, the Aevann will be let loose and destroy this final bastion of Internet Sovereignty.
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Three generations - very Biblical
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we're back to eating food with sand like it's 20,000 BC china please
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Its poverty food from olden times that fell out of fashion around 1980s that is doing a resurgence because the absurdity of it and because the food/money inequality is starting to get bad again in China.
You'll know its REALLY bad when they start doing stone hotpot with gutter oil.
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casual racism sweaty
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