EFFORTPOST Aspiring Lawyer working at part-time at HEB with $1028 in minimum payments

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ta1RNFB0sFM

Elise, 24, Houston TX

Career:

  • Cashier HEB

    • Spending a lot at HEB :marseyxd:

      • says she spent on water bottles
    • $1'348 income

    • been doing this job for 5 years timestamp

      • :marseywtf2:
    • HEB only lets her work up to 35 hours

  • "I've been looking for jobs that are like salary paying jobs but I don't know where to look" timestamp

Personal Life/Education:

  • Mentions she got pell grants, scholarships and some other stuff for undergrad timestamp

  • Studying for LSAT

    • Future Lawyer :marseyjudge:

    • "I want to go to a good law school but it's debatable what's good" timestamp

      • Mentions UT and Michigan as ones she's looking at?
    • Father says she has to go to law school or move out

      • He got several degrees blah blah blah, has a hundred thousand in student debt?
    • Father wants her to just take out loans for law school? She wants to wait a few years and pay off debts?

      • :marseythinkorino:
    • Poli Sci Degree undergrad

  • Lives with her dad

    • Moved back home after graduating college in May 2023
  • Claims she found his channel last month and has only then changed her spending

  • Didn't work from January to mid-March

    • Exhumes grandfather's body to defend her timestamp

    • Revises this later to not working for 5 months this year timestamp

Spending/Debts:

  • Credit Score - 640

  • Multiple overdrafts

  • Missed payments on multiple debts

  • Carrying balances on cards (still spending on them)

  • Lots of eating out

  • "Why is all going to 'frick you' spending?"

  • "This was your most recent statement though, so this just happened

    • Justification for only just changing spending timestamp
  • Synchrony (Card 1. $1216.73 => $1280.56 timestamp

    • Missed payment

    • $77 minimum payment, next is $117 due, normal is $40?

    • $23 in interest added

    • $40 of fees :marseyxd:

    • Totals for 2023 on this card:

      • $189.00 in fees

      • $195.27 interest

      • $284.50 interest paid?

  • Discovery Card (Card 2. $773 => $697

    • $38 minimum payment

    • Made $93 in payments

    • $17 in interest charged

    • Totals for 2023:

      • $30 in fees

      • $137.76 in interest

  • TDE Credit Union (Card 3. 2'608 => $2'558:

    • $58 over the credit limit

    • $25 fees

    • $29 interest

    • 2023 total:

      • $125 fees (5 missed payments)

      • $264 interest

  • Car 2020 Toyota Corolla $23'812 remaining 17.17% interest rate

    • $563 payment

    • $28.18 late fee :marseyxd:

    • Probably worth about $17'000

    • Got car May of 2022

    • Went full r-slur at the dealership out of laziness holy shit she's a born mark

    • Storytime - timestamp

      • So I just let the dealer run my credit and told him I wanted whatever I was approved for

      • Why didn't you like go with someone?

        • I was trying to hide it from my parents
    • Why have you not sold it?

      • Attempted justification timestamp

      • Underwater 8 or 9 thousand dollars

  • AT&T (1150?) timestamp

    • Past due $506, says she's caught up now though

    • Normal payment is $230 (includes cell service)

    • Phone, iPad, Apple Watch

      • "You're not even wearing it!"

        • "I left it in my car"
      • Nothing owed on the phone ("trade-in value")

      • $286 on the watch

      • $900 on the iPad

    • Tried to return the watch (failed) :marseyxd:

      • Caleb tells her to sell it
  • Freedom(?) (Card 4. 1365 => 1233

    • 165 payment made

    • $33 in interest

    • $45 minimum payment

  • Student Loans: 27'000 timestamp

    • in grace period right now, extended from November to next May

      • "You get another one if you request it"
    • Planning on deferring them again when she goes to law school

  • TDECU Checking Account timestamp

    • $5 balance

    • Spent $12 on a car wash :marseyxd:

  • Affirms ($300) timestamp

    • around $40 minimum
  • Checking Account -$11.69 timestamp

    • she got another car wash from this one :marseyxd:

Budget Segment timestamp

  • $1070 total minimum payments
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Girl in question is very defensive of the fact she isn't poor

Lawcels who went to shitty schools cope that you can totally make big law money (50k$) from a t50 school which doesnt even matter anyway as all lawyers are miserable anyway :marseyseethe:

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>which doesnt even matter anyway as all lawyers are miserable anyway

At least biglawcels are miserable but rich

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Hey some of us mediumlawcels aren't too miserable. I still have some hair left:marseyseethe:

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how is mediumlawceling? Is that like being able to afford a new BMW plug-in hybrid and its upkeep or is it like that balding lawyer in Better Call Saul who has to be at the courthouse?

My lowlawcel friend either committed suicide or decided to frick off to a foreign country, either way no one's heard from them since covid.

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So I took an of counsel route at a ~80 or so lawyer firm after being at a 3 lawyer firm for a couple of years because covid caused one of the other attorneys to retire. I do IP consulting for clients mostly, and don't really go to court as much as I used to back in my big law days.


Frankly I bill under 1300 hours a year and spend a lot of time mentoring young folk and fricking around. Recently a named partner has been on an "AI" kick so I get to play with that and write responsible use policies for clients. Compared to my old life of 2200 billables a year or scraping by to feed myself, it's been a good change.

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Friend of mine went to a bottom tier law school thats accredited, will be making 6 figs working for the gov 2 years post grad. If you're not in the ivys you can still make it, the secret is to just get good grades and do part time work in law offices because the experience > the education.

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The other "secret" is to just go to the best law school in your state. Are Emory and UGA the best law schools in the country? No. Will going to one of them be a big boost if you want a job at King & Spalding, Troutman Pepper, or Alston & Bird? Yes. :marseysoutherner:

I'm sure UT Austin and Texas A&M are similarly helpful to anyone looking to work at Vinson & Elkins, Baker Botts, or Haynes and Boone. So her school of choice is fine. :marseytexan:

Unfortunately, she's terrible with money, which (((lawyers))) aren't gonna like. Might be time to choose another profession. :chadjew:

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Very common for VA workers to have multiple masters and multiple bachelors. It's not all that unbelievable that the dad is fricking broke with all those meme degrees.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/CalebHammer/comments/171fx5g/ive_never_seen_finances_this_terrible_financial

The reddit's good too, looks split on whether they like her or not. Great catch on her responding to things, didn't even occur to me to check the youtube comments for that.

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>$230 for phone

This is why I'm on my sister's cell plan and never pay her for it. It's called being financially savvy, look it up.

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Dads a lawcel, his firm offered to pay for his phone plan rather than giving him a new phone, my sibling and I are still on that plan decades later because its free

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!chuds Future lawyer

!biofoids How do you live like this?

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biofoids How do you live like this?

Girl math

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i dont like how they say "im based out of......" in these vids, no idea why

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It's a #grindset thing. Nobody just "lives" anywhere, they're "baѕeԁ" some place, like their whole life is a staging area for some delta force mission.

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I'm based :marseytransmisiaaward: on my familial history :marseyww1russian2:

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BASED OUT OF COMPTON

CRAZY MOTHER FRICKA NAMED ICE CUBE

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Cause people live all over the place. She might not even live in Houston but a city that's close. She might just be there temporarily etc.

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Poors move constantly


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Totally going to law school. Definitely not going to stay an appropriately employed wagie.

:#marseysmug3:

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So the thing with law is that we have a process called character and fitness while applying for bar admission, which basically just keeps :marseyrobber: and :marseygigaretard: out of the profession. Things like debt and poor credit may not exclusively get you prohibited, but it would make the process harder. Going on Caleb and being this r-slurred would likely be discovered during the process, and if it wasn't disclosed, serve as a barrier to entry.


UT and Michigan are fine schools, I have had a few associates from Michigan that were good. But anything below a T50 is not a recipe for good income.

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@Gibberish what is HEB and why is he against her shopping there? she buys groceries isnt that what yall recommend?

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She works there and during her shift she's spending money on snacks and bottled water. Her parents are covering all the household's groceries :marse!ychef:

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It tends to be slightly more expensive than kroger but theres nothing wrong with it and its not crazy

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The father has a PhD in Education which is a total meme degree 95% of the time requiring no actual research or dissertation. You can get it online to get bumped a paygrade working at the VA or as a public school administrator. Black people are all about degrees but don't really know how to navigate education towards something useful or financially rewarding.

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Caleb should have me on, I owe literally hundreds of thousands of MBux to a cabal and if I don't pay, they're gonna send pictures of Marsey to my home address, which is a federal crime I learned.

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God I can't wait for the post for today's :marseycalebhammer:

"I'm part of the BDSM lifestyle" within the first 3 minutes when asked why she's wearing a giant dog collar (which she confirmed she wore to work)

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I was too disgusted to get through the whole thing. :marseyy!#ikes:

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I'm so confused, what even is this sub? Is it just really edgy satire? That might aswell be t_d by it's sincerity. Then I saw some comments saying that it's welcoming of all people and just to ignore those who say anything rude, which was upmarseyd, but then so was a reply which intentionally misgendered someone??

I I dont get what is going on here

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