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EFFORTPOST What's a few more payday loans on top of the half-dozen in collections :marseyclueless:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l6cKTNXxG0s

Some of this might be wrong :marseynerd:

Summer, 27, Dallas TX

Personal Life:

  • Flew in from Dallas, was worried about the Check Engine light on her car

  • From Atalanta, wants to go back

  • In Dallas because her boyfriend moved there and she's remote work so she went with him

  • Has a kid with boyfriend

    • Kid is 3
  • Boyfriend is making around 80k

  • Started Therapy about a month ago

    • Says she has an emotional spending problem

Career:

  • "I'm in Fintech"

  • "Merchant Success Rep"

    • Point of contact, helps with onboarding and stuff

    • After benefits before bonuses 3518 a month hits account

    • Bonuses between 200-1000 a month before taxes

Financials

  • Payday Loan 1 ("Possible Finance") timestamp

    • 260.30% interest rate

    • She didn't know the interest rate :marseyxd:

    • Looks like it was an $80 loan? She paid 20 for this :marseypoor:

    • Boyfriend paid to get there and went to some super tiny apartment at $1850 a month? 749 sq ft

      • Boyfriend covers majority of the rent

      • 3 bedroom townhouse in Atlanta

      • "Oh wait, oh no you're talking about that loan" timestamp

        • this is the smaller of the payday loans
    • "Why did you borrow $80 at 260 percent?!"

      • "I really don't know"

      • pause while she looks at the loan

      • "After moving I got really broke"

  • Says she just paid this off

  • Payday Loan 2: timestamp

    • $1693.75 => $1773.75

    • $80 in fees

      • She hadn't made payments towards it
    • 119 minimum payment

    • Has made a payment now, says she will pay it off by Thanksgiving

  • Quicksilver (Card 1): timestamp

    • $493 => $510

    • $25 minimum payment

    • $29 transactions, $13 in interest :marseypoor:

    • "I just ran out of money and I was like well I have my credit card"

    • Lot of eating out on here.

  • Credit One (Card 2): timestamp

    • $317 => $366

    • $30 in payments

    • $30 in transactions

    • $41 in fees

    • $90 minimum payment, I think this means 2 missed payments?

      • Says she paid it but the payment didn't go through and got the fee waived?
    • 30% interest rate?

  • Amazon (Card 3): timestamp

    • $1019 => $1022

    • $23 interest

    • $70 payments

    • $50 transactions

    • $141 in fees this year

      • "I do forget about this card sometimes"

      • "Why aren't you on autopay?"

        • "Oh my account would be overdrafted" :marseyxd:
    • 35 minimum payment

    • "Vacation spending"

  • "Wait are there payday loans that I don't have in this stack?" timestamp

    • There are :marseyveryworried:
  • Student Loans timestamp

    • Federal

    • Hasn't started payments, deferred

    • Payment is about $200 a month

  • Stuff in collections timestamp

    • Portfolio Recovery $1332

    • PDQ Services Inc $880

    • Caine & Weiner $430

    • I C System $307

    • Southwest Credit Systems $268

    • I C System $258

    • National Credit Systems $110

    • Credit Collections Service $78

    • "Yeah, those are like really bad choices when I was younger, that's for sure"

    • $1332 is from back in 2015 fresh out of High School, might be dropped might not be

      • App says open for another 4 years 2 months.

      • She plans to try getting them all settled by January

  • "Cash reserve manual payment" timestamp

    • wtf even is this?

    • "If you have a good amount of income comin in my bank will give you money on reserve and you can take it out"

      • "Wait wait wait, what does that mean?"

        • "So it's like a payday loan I guess" :marseyxd:
    • Can borrow up to 750? :marseythinkorino:

      • Currently has $750 borrowed :marseyxd:
  • "Earning" (another payday loan) $260: timestamp

    • Says she's paying it off completely tomorrow :marseyxd:
  • Lot of Zelle payments

  • FloatMe Fund (Payday Loan that's already finished)

  • Drake Concert, also the start of the payments timestamp

    • More than a thousand dollars :marseyxd:

    • These payments are nuts :lets goooooo:

    • So much eating out :marseyxd:

  • Some legal fees for an issue with the lease

  • Bought furniture for this new place :marseyxd:

  • $798 in Retirement :marseypoor:

    • Started job in January

"I've never seen a statement like that timestamp

  • :marseyx#d:

Pie Chart of her current spending timestamp

  • Absolutely insane, 3.5% of her income is going to her debts

Budgeting Segment

  • Grocery store argument timestamp

    • She wants Whole Foods? Didn't follow this convo
  • She's paying 1200 on the kid? :marseywtf: timestamp

    • All food organic?
  • Her own budget at a minimum is 1'200 more than what she makes on a monthly basis :marseypoor:

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You went with more effort writing this out than she did with budgeting her whole life

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:#marseycalebhammer:

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It was commissioned by @Modern_Major_DEADeral! :!marseycool: He had the foresight to know we needed the Hammer

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