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EFFORTPOST What's a few more payday loans on top of the half-dozen in collections :marseyclueless:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l6cKTNXxG0s

Some of this might be wrong :marseynerd:

Summer, 27, Dallas TX

Personal Life:

  • Flew in from Dallas, was worried about the Check Engine light on her car

  • From Atalanta, wants to go back

  • In Dallas because her boyfriend moved there and she's remote work so she went with him

  • Has a kid with boyfriend

    • Kid is 3
  • Boyfriend is making around 80k

  • Started Therapy about a month ago

    • Says she has an emotional spending problem

Career:

  • "I'm in Fintech"

  • "Merchant Success Rep"

    • Point of contact, helps with onboarding and stuff

    • After benefits before bonuses 3518 a month hits account

    • Bonuses between 200-1000 a month before taxes

Financials

  • Payday Loan 1 ("Possible Finance") timestamp

    • 260.30% interest rate

    • She didn't know the interest rate :marseyxd:

    • Looks like it was an $80 loan? She paid 20 for this :marseypoor:

    • Boyfriend paid to get there and went to some super tiny apartment at $1850 a month? 749 sq ft

      • Boyfriend covers majority of the rent

      • 3 bedroom townhouse in Atlanta

      • "Oh wait, oh no you're talking about that loan" timestamp

        • this is the smaller of the payday loans
    • "Why did you borrow $80 at 260 percent?!"

      • "I really don't know"

      • pause while she looks at the loan

      • "After moving I got really broke"

  • Says she just paid this off

  • Payday Loan 2: timestamp

    • $1693.75 => $1773.75

    • $80 in fees

      • She hadn't made payments towards it
    • 119 minimum payment

    • Has made a payment now, says she will pay it off by Thanksgiving

  • Quicksilver (Card 1): timestamp

    • $493 => $510

    • $25 minimum payment

    • $29 transactions, $13 in interest :marseypoor:

    • "I just ran out of money and I was like well I have my credit card"

    • Lot of eating out on here.

  • Credit One (Card 2): timestamp

    • $317 => $366

    • $30 in payments

    • $30 in transactions

    • $41 in fees

    • $90 minimum payment, I think this means 2 missed payments?

      • Says she paid it but the payment didn't go through and got the fee waived?
    • 30% interest rate?

  • Amazon (Card 3): timestamp

    • $1019 => $1022

    • $23 interest

    • $70 payments

    • $50 transactions

    • $141 in fees this year

      • "I do forget about this card sometimes"

      • "Why aren't you on autopay?"

        • "Oh my account would be overdrafted" :marseyxd:
    • 35 minimum payment

    • "Vacation spending"

  • "Wait are there payday loans that I don't have in this stack?" timestamp

    • There are :marseyveryworried:
  • Student Loans timestamp

    • Federal

    • Hasn't started payments, deferred

    • Payment is about $200 a month

  • Stuff in collections timestamp

    • Portfolio Recovery $1332

    • PDQ Services Inc $880

    • Caine & Weiner $430

    • I C System $307

    • Southwest Credit Systems $268

    • I C System $258

    • National Credit Systems $110

    • Credit Collections Service $78

    • "Yeah, those are like really bad choices when I was younger, that's for sure"

    • $1332 is from back in 2015 fresh out of High School, might be dropped might not be

      • App says open for another 4 years 2 months.

      • She plans to try getting them all settled by January

  • "Cash reserve manual payment" timestamp

    • wtf even is this?

    • "If you have a good amount of income comin in my bank will give you money on reserve and you can take it out"

      • "Wait wait wait, what does that mean?"

        • "So it's like a payday loan I guess" :marseyxd:
    • Can borrow up to 750? :marseythinkorino:

      • Currently has $750 borrowed :marseyxd:
  • "Earning" (another payday loan) $260: timestamp

    • Says she's paying it off completely tomorrow :marseyxd:
  • Lot of Zelle payments

  • FloatMe Fund (Payday Loan that's already finished)

  • Drake Concert, also the start of the payments timestamp

    • More than a thousand dollars :marseyxd:

    • These payments are nuts :lets goooooo:

    • So much eating out :marseyxd:

  • Some legal fees for an issue with the lease

  • Bought furniture for this new place :marseyxd:

  • $798 in Retirement :marseypoor:

    • Started job in January

"I've never seen a statement like that timestamp

  • :marseyx#d:

Pie Chart of her current spending timestamp

  • Absolutely insane, 3.5% of her income is going to her debts

Budgeting Segment

  • Grocery store argument timestamp

    • She wants Whole Foods? Didn't follow this convo
  • She's paying 1200 on the kid? :marseywtf: timestamp

    • All food organic?
  • Her own budget at a minimum is 1'200 more than what she makes on a monthly basis :marseypoor:

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You went with more effort writing this out than she did with budgeting her whole life

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:#marseycalebhammer:

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:#marseynew:

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Thats pretty specific jewish lives matter

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It was commissioned by @Modern_Major_DEADeral! :!marseycool: He had the foresight to know we needed the Hammer

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Man i love that guy so much :#marseycalebhammerlove::#marseycalebhammerlove::#marseycalebhammerlove:

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Best new youtuber since idfk

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>Her own budget at a minimum is 1'200 more than what she makes on a monthly basis

Payday loan companies dont want you to know this but you can just never pay them

Get that bag queen, she deserves more than $3500 per month and someone's gotta pay for it

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Her credit is so bad she got charged $20 just to take out an $80 loan at 260% interest :mar#seychefkiss:

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My credit used to be so bad I got rejected from a payday loan place that needed to buzz you in the dilapidated front door in South Central in 2011 :trolldespair:


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How the frick does that even happen

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He tried robbing them the day before.

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I hope you said “frick you” and didn't pay them


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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They literally wouldn't let me use them!


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Well I can't read for shit today


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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:#marseyblacktalking:

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More Carp Credit Score Lore

:#marseynotes:

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Ive done payday loans two or three times i was really broke and needed gas money. The $15 - $20 charge is kinda high as a percent but its lower than a bank account over draft fee so it works out. They spend more time processing paperwork than you actually pay for you know its a scam since they make nothing on the tiny loans

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Sucking peepee is free though?

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Her situation could be easily fixed in like 4-6 months but she won't because [excuse].

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Why are chick fil an and taquitos recurring themes in these??:marseynoooticer:

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I have no idea where to buy a taquito.

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Grocery store freezer isle by the frozen burritos. They're good but simultaneously really fattening and not filling.

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7/11 and gas stations is where poor people buy taquitos

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Jerking off to ur flair rn

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i like the rolled taquitos at 711 so much i bought my own hot dog roller. you can cook anything round on it, its amazing

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I'd say keep yourself safe for being a disgusting person but those taquitos will get you soon enough.

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What about a lead pipe? It's round


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it will cook it. will you eat it? can't let it go to waste

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Taquitos are his general term for things people buy at gas stations that aren't gas. They're generally frivolous things that are way overpriced.

Chick-fil-A is just poor people making poor decisions. It's maybe slightly less awful fast food for significantly more money.

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its incredible that people will spend money to fly out to get yelled at by a chubby latinx and embarrased in a thumbnail all for some advice which boils down to 'stop spending money'

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Thats what gets me about this channel. Nothing he says is insightful or in depth at all, it's just basic common sense.

The people that blame no financial education for taking out absurd loans and buying fast food all day blow my mind.

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The guy with the mobile detailing business acted like Caleb was doing magic adding up all the numbers and showing how much he's making versus spending. I dont know how it's possible but the advice seems completely inaccessible for these people without going on the show.

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I find it incredible how many people don't know what they spend every month, despite knowing their income every month, which inevitably ends up being the same number.

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which inevitably ends up being the same number.

Optimistic

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I know neither my expected expenses nor my monthly net because they both change monthly.

Royalties are fun. Will I get $5000 or $0.50 this month? Who knows.

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I spend around $7300 / month because my savings are automated and I consoom everything else like the poors I mock

:marseyshrug:

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Ong :#marseyflirt:

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She spends 11k/month and earns 3.5k/month, how is she supposed to survive without taking payday loans? Not everyone can take their food from reclamation bin at work.

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Thank you for funding my credit card rewards, kween

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i am so jealous of that guy! he literally gets paid to berate people about being supremely stupid and then the stupid people let you air out their dirty laundry + you berating them.

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@pizzashill this episode's incredible

!biofoids explain yourselves immediately.

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Never taken a payday loan before :marseyshrug:

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Makes you smarter than a majority of Americans sadly.

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:marseyshy:

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Has a kid with boyfriend, buys junk food, terrible credit, numerous loans and credit cards Average black woman finance.

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Is this dude getting fatter?

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Not certain, might just be the lighting, camera, and angles.

Last Year:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1698692895169433.webp

January

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16986928953525908.webp

Now:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16986928950467956.webp

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Caleb, I love ya, but you need to go back to shaving :chudmutt:

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His man boobs just got saggy

Trans lives matter

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He's light :marseysignaling: skin black :marseyblackcat: now

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Caloric emergency fund. You gotta live it.

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I've gotten addicted to watching these. Luckily Caleb is a hard working man as there seem to be a never ending backlog of vids.

I think you're missing the dumbest expense of all, which is the $440 personal trainer while she eats at Whataburger everyday:marseyxd:

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I pretend im homeless and rotationally visit all the pantries because it's free food. This b-word lmao

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Unhoused*

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The icing on the cake is she shops at whole foods bc "it has all my stuff"

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I mean at some point it really doesn't matter. Just yoink what ya can and hope u don't yoink from the wrong person :#marseyxd:

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>Atalanta

Serie A fail :#marseylaugh:

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>Boyfriend paid to get there and went to some super tiny apartment at $1850 a month? 749 sq ft

:marseylaughpoundfist: That's smaller than my garage!


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Isn't 3.5% debt too income good?

Trans lives matter

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The 3.5% is what she's bothering to pay to them with her current spending habits. Her actual minimum debt payments total to a thousand dollars more than she makes every month if I understood things right :marseypoor!:

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Oh lol ya that's r-slurred then

Trans lives matter

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This episode was fricking insane. Great stuff :marseypopcorntime:

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