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EFFORTPOST Living life one rental car at a time :marseyxd:

Justin, 37, Arizona

I'm not even going to try coming up with a total debts or anything. This guy is insane.

Personal Life/Career

  • "I'm in logistics and I sell stuff online" timestamp

    • "What are you sellin online?"

      • "Whatever makes profit"
    • "Logistics" is door dashing/roadie full time

      • various gig work things

      • Minimum $1200 a week (sounds like pre-expenses?)

      • 7000-8000 a month for holiday season

    • 127'000 gross income last year

  • Lives out of his car?

    • "I've settled into this lifestyle and I don't like it

    • living a nomad life for the last 3 years "sort of by choice"

  • Regional Manager for a marketing firm but laid off December 2018

    • Since then he has been "focusing on [his] logistics"
  • "I focus on my kids and myself"

    • 17 and 14

    • Kids are with their mom full time

    • Sees them often?

  • Relationship failing sent him spiralling for 8 years?

  • Was reselling full time on Amazon and bringing in money?

    • Live-in girlfriend wanted him to go back to a job

    • He caved to the pressure, got regional manager job at a marketing firm

    • 300k from Amazon reselling, salary for manager not mentioned

      • Later mentions the salary is $83'000
  • Owned condo, bought 2009, rented it out when he moved in with his girlfriend?

    • Complicated situation where he rented out the condo to his ex who had the kids

    • $36'000 remaining on the condo somehow prevented him from renting elsewhere?

    • Signed over the condo to the ex and her new boyfriend? Basically gave it away, they took over the loan

      • "That was one of my first bad decisions"
  • Got burnout last year, started going to the casino frequently

    • "was winning a lot of money" but was sending all back in :marseysurejan:
  • Hasn't paid his taxes in two years

    • Filed in 2020 but the agi was all wrong?
  • Moved to stay with his uncle in California for fresh start

    • Got in an accident?

    • "I was out of commission for a week"

    • Uncle is a gambler and they would go to casinos together?

    • Accident caused a fallout between them?

  • Had a Mazda CX-5 but the belt broke and he drove 50 miles without the belt

    • "Catastrophic engine issues"

    • Could cover the repairs $3000

    • Then it broke down again afterwards with some new issue allegedly?

  • Got a Nissan Sentra after the second issue with the CX-5 in August 2021 timestamp

    • renting his vehicle at $475 but that price includes any issues with it? :marseywtf:

    • Averages 9000 miles a month in the car

  • Has been thinking about going back to a regular job but thinks the transition would be difficult

  • His job hunting timestamp

    • Applied to one recently but got rejected post-interview

Financials

  • Had a car repo'd timestamp

    • Was providing a vehicle as a part of child support but couldn't pay that as well as his own when he lost the marketing job?
  • Lives in Hotels when he has his kids? Usually weekends?

  • Doesn't miss his monthly payments but does carry balances on some of his cards?

  • Car rental details timestamp

    • 161 dollars overdue because he incurred a cleaning fee on the last one

    • 28 day cycle, has been doing it for a year

    • $350 a week on the bottom end

    • $484 a week on his current one

    • "On the bright side it's a tax write-off"

      • He hasn't paid taxes in years
  • "I think I was hacked" timestamp

    • Some stuff on his report that he doesn't know anything about

    • He reported them?

    • Lost his wallet last year and never got physical cards becuase he has no physical address?

    • He did not cancel the cards he lost :#marseywtf:

    • 2 student loans and an auto loan from Miami Florida

      • Hasn't locked his credit?

        • He says he didn't think of it :marseyxd:
  • 7 things in collections

    • Can account for 4 of them but doesn't know about the other 3 timestamp
  • Tried to deal with the student loans timestamp

    • Called University of Phoenix they told him to come in with his photo ID

    • Arizona has digital ID so he wasn't driving illegally despite not having a drivers license?

  • Got an iPhone timestamp

    • One's business one's personal
  • Further car explanations timestamp

    • Once the one car got repo'd he stopped making payments and he'd spray painted the car during a mental episode so it wasn't worth as much

      • Got sold 6 months ago?
    • Goes on for a while? Sounds like he had a melty over customer service chads and made terrible decisions? I didn't follow this

  • Checking Account? timestamp

    • Just goes on forever, amazing.

Spending Pie chart timestamp

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>Lost his wallet last year and never got physical cards becuase he has no physical address?

>He did not cancel the cards he lost

:#gigachad4:

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I don't know why these r-slurs try to sugarcoat their poorstrag nonsense.

You're already going to be humiliated on the show. Just come clean.

It's like lying to the doctor, the truth will come out eventually.

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Why would you even want to sugarcoat being :marseyretardchad: incarnate

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It's like lying to the doctor, the truth will come out eventually.

jokes on you, if he comments on my peepee and homosomes he will lose his doctors license

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127'000 gross income last year

That's amazing, he must be delivering for 3 different companies 20 hours a day.

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>literally make top 5% income in the country.

>still broke as frick

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This is false. He is a reseller and 127k gross income likely includes 30-40% buying products to resell

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If he don't got proof of COGS he gonna pay taxes on all of it

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Uh hes fricked on taxes didnt you hear

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:marseyretardchad: "taxes? Like what extra the cashiers makes me pay when I buy things?"

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>taxes

Did you read the post?

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FRICK NO ain't got time to for that shit

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This neighbor is gonna owe so much in backtaxes lol.

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Most financially literate dramatard

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Based on the spending, I'm thinking it's more likely he's just a homeless junky and his income last year was more like $6,000 unless I missed any kind of proof of any income.

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Um, he said he's a millionaire, so he's a millionaire, sweaty

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This

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9000 miles a month what the frick

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My car has 15k after two years

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Need me a cutiepie to drivemaxx

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:marseyme: , my :marseytrad: and my :marseytrad: :marseyzoomer:

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They never even frick :marseyraging:

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For reference Florida to Washington is like 3000 miles

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I see :#marseycalebhammer: :#marseyupvote2:

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There really is a Marsey for everything

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:marseygos#siplaugh: !besties this episode was fire

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Literally how goddarn fricking boring are you to not only watch but provide a synopsis for this shit

If you're so much better than these people you should be out making more money, not watching dumbass youtube videos of people endlessly saying "i'm in credit card debt because i'm stupid"

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:marseynouautism#:

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I'm poor and I'm proud. At least my hobbies are more interesting than reading out fricking bank statements

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"i'm in credit card debt because i'm stupid"

This guy didn't have much credit card debt though :marseyautism!:

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I DIDN'T WATCH THE FRICKING VIDEO

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I've also got a nutcase burning down someone's online reputation and irl marriage handy if that's more interesting to you

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Why don't you just recommend some True Crime while you're at it

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I haven't watched any so I wouldn't know what's good. :marseyshrug:

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I listen to these videos exclusively while making money tho

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:#marseycalebhammerlove::#marseycalebhammerlove::#marseycalebhammerlove::#marseywagiegenocide:

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>"was winning a lot of money" but was sending all back in

From my time watching Bossman Jack, in particular that 60k keno run, I realize these r-slurs don't see loses at all, even when they've hit zero dollars.

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Once this guy mentioned gambling and tried to downplay it I couldn't take anything he said seriously

>I don't know how all those debts ended up on my credit report :marseysurejan:

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I feel like if you've seen one Caleb Hammer video you've seen them all.

Also he sucks at picking people. He puts on so many people who are obviously not interested in fixing their issues but more interested in being able to promote their content on a video that'll get 2 million views. That's why he gets so many marketers and streamers.

But then again, he isn't really trying to help them as much as humiliate them for views.

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Maybe he does actual consultancy irl but having him film himself go over excel sheets for an hour would be :marseyshrug: I think his hobby is just humiliating poor people (based)

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If he did he'd be marketing his consultancy firm or something and definitely wouldn't be mocking everyone who goes on there, nothing he does looks professional. I'm pretty sure he just does it for YouTube.

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I think he used to offer private consulting which is probably a little more professional... But yeah I'm sure there are way better options if you want to hire someone to help you budget.

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Yeah I wanna pay for advice from some fat millennoid that dresses like an absolute slob :marseysmirk:

Also just looked it up and he's not any kind of certified financial planner and his LinkedIn is basically grifter jobs

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Yeah, his lack of formal qualifications is one of the funniest parts of the show. He had an episode about his own finances a month or two ago to suck audience off another finance tuber if you're curious what he's doing with his youtube windfall.

Edit - forgot to add the timestamp the review of his Hinge

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Nissan Sentra

Every. Single. Time.

Not even UBI would be enough to save people like this from themselves

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My man was built to be a medieval traveling merchant

Edit: this guy is the definition of a low IQ manipulator

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edit confirmed to have been received 👍

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I fricking love these companion write ups so much, plz keep doing these

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I think :marseyhyperthonk: this guy is legitimately just a hardworking 85IQ gentleman :marseyelliotrodger3:

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You cannot take possession of a Nissan with a triple-digit IQ


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85 is extremely generous

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found the incel

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Lmao this is coming from someone with an anime profile pic

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These losers have way more interesting lives than any of you

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Definitely, I wouldn't be watching if they didn't.

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>425/month to rent a Sentra

Bruh. I was paying $300/month on a 5-year loan to buy a loaded Fusion. Nav, heated seats, blind spot, reverse camera, etc -- back when that stuff was actually a big deal and rare to see in sedans.


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Thats cool and all but car costs have basically trippled in as many years, what you paid 3 years ago for better being less than now is irrelevant. Theres mfs paying 1k car payments for trucks and thats pretty standard now.

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Yeah? It was ~16k for a two-year-old car. You can still find 16k used cars that are far better than a goddarn Sentra. My credit was just ok at the time, too.

With his status, he should be able to get a loan for a 10k car and replace it after three years, while still coming out ahead financially (and building credit in the process).

But as far as cheap, low-mileage cars in my area...

2017 Ford Focus SE Hatchback, 36k miles, $15,000.

2016 Nissan Sentra, 44k miles, $15,000.

2012 Buick LaCrosse, 34k miles, $14,000.

2017 Chevy Sonic, 45k miles, $13,000.

All would be a better choice than renting a Sentra, all with lower monthly payments even with average credit.


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He's a gambler. I guarantee his credit makes BIPOCs look like yids.

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How does he do reselling if he doesn't have an address to deliver to?

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>Renting a Nissan Sentra

We are reaching levels of automotive irresponsibility never thought previously possible

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door dashing/roadie full time

BLEAK

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