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EFFORTPOST "It would have been more financially reasonable for me to develop a hard drug addiction than to get into cars" :marseygigachad:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6PA3wjJ-Skc

Alex, 22, San Antonio

Personal Life:

  • Had 4 vehicles at one point, since sold a car and a motorcycle

  • At 18 got a $3700 GTI timestamp

    • Spent more than that on parts to modify it

    • Engine blew

  • Other car mentioned

    • Engine blew
  • "Cycle of buying cars"

  • Has 2 dogs

Career:

  • Facility Technician

    • "I work in critical environments"

    • 105'000/yr

    • "HVAC mechanical/electrical"

    • Got a job because he fixed some guy's AC while he was buying his motorcycle off Facebook marketplace

    • Got the job August of last year

Financials:

  • "I have a budget, I just don't stick to it" :gigachad2:

  • Navy Federal #1 (16'000): timestamp

    • 18%

    • Bought it at 17'500

    • Minimum payment $431

    • 2008 Corvette :marseysaluteusa:

      • Beautiful car :marseyhugretard:

      • Allegedly worth 17'000 or more now (about 8kish at the moment, needs repairs)

    • Blew up this one's engine too "I like to add power to cars" :marseyxd:

    • "Where are you driving these" timestamp

      • "Mexico"

      • "There's no speed limits on the highways in Mexico"

        • Caleb is a speedcuck

        • This gigachad is driving around at 3-4am so he can go as fast as he wants

    • "How often are you doing this?" timestamp

      • "Well not any more because the engine blew up"
    • Car explanation timestamp

      • "A lot of nitrous and a lot of boost from turbos"

      • "300 shot of nitrous, it was doing a 200 okay didn't like the three at much"

      • "Starting to blow up a little less as time goes on"

  • Navy Federal #2 (1'577): timestamp

    • 17.75%

    • First car, Volkswagen GTI, bought in 2020

      • "Not running and not worth fixing"

      • 220'000 miles

    • Planning to pay this off next paycheck

    • 457 minimum monthly

  • Navy Federal #3: (4'309): timestamp

    • 12%

    • 141 minimum payment

    • Suburu WRX

    • "Person who sold it to me said they rebuilt the engine and within 3 months of owning it it blew a head gasket"

  • Audi (24'088) timestamp

    • $505, 67 payments remain :marseydepressed:

    • 13% interest

    • "Low miles, for what it is the price isn't bad"

      • 37'000 miles
    • Bought it for 25'500

    • Was spending 600 a month on gas driving the 2008 corvette

    • Thinks it's worth 23'000

    • This one is operable

    • Plug-in hybrid so he will get a 4'000 tax credit

  • Jared Card ($5'185) timestamp:

    • $185 minimum payment

    • 30% interest

    • "Ummmm.... I bought previous girlfriend a lot of jewelry"

      • Together for 2 years, broke up last Sunday? :marseycry:
    • "They do 12 months no interest, I was like I'll pay it off... I didn't pay it off"

  • Personal Loan ($5'000): timestamp

    • When he moved, didn't have cash on hand for security deposit and first month's rent

    • thinks they charged the interest up front and it's not accruing?

    • Originally for 3'000? :marseythinkorino:

    • Thinks it's in the 20s in interest

    • $120 minimum payment

  • Navy Federal Card (4967 => 5003. timestamp

    • $122 minimum payment

    • Purchased $85 and accrued $73 interest

      • It was 3 UberEats purchases :marseyxd:
    • 5'000 credit limit

    • "Whenever I see that card go over the limit I pay it down" :marseyretardchad:

  • Checking Account Transactions: timestamp

    • Mostly food market, vending machine

    • Road tolls timestamp

      • "I sold a car and left the license plates on.... the car never got re-registered"
  • 401k Loan timestamp

    • Needed a trailer hitch because he thinks he is getting hired in and moving to Virginia

    • $2'000 and 9% interest

  • Paid off a few other cards already in the last few months

The fat man rambles for a bit then Alex blows him out of the water - timestamp

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I dunno man, as a former drug addict I can tell you for sure drugs are more expensive and mentally taxing. I once sat down and did the math and the amount I spent on drugs was insane. Granted a good bit of it was stolen

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I sold coke just to do coke, because I was a financially responsible person.

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