Alex, 22, San Antonio
Personal Life:
Had 4 vehicles at one point, since sold a car and a motorcycle
At 18 got a $3700 GTI timestamp
Spent more than that on parts to modify it
Engine blew
Other car mentioned
- Engine blew
"Cycle of buying cars"
Has 2 dogs
Career:
Facility Technician
"I work in critical environments"
105'000/yr
"HVAC mechanical/electrical"
Got a job because he fixed some guy's AC while he was buying his motorcycle off Facebook marketplace
Got the job August of last year
Financials:
"I have a budget, I just don't stick to it"
Navy Federal #1 (16'000): timestamp
18%
Bought it at 17'500
Minimum payment $431
2008 Corvette
Beautiful car
Allegedly worth 17'000 or more now (about 8kish at the moment, needs repairs)
Blew up this one's engine too "I like to add power to cars"
"Where are you driving these" timestamp
"Mexico"
"There's no speed limits on the highways in Mexico"
Caleb is a speedcuck
This gigachad is driving around at 3-4am so he can go as fast as he wants
"How often are you doing this?" timestamp
- "Well not any more because the engine blew up"
Car explanation timestamp
"A lot of nitrous and a lot of boost from turbos"
"300 shot of nitrous, it was doing a 200 okay didn't like the three at much"
"Starting to blow up a little less as time goes on"
Navy Federal #2 (1'577): timestamp
17.75%
First car, Volkswagen GTI, bought in 2020
"Not running and not worth fixing"
220'000 miles
Planning to pay this off next paycheck
457 minimum monthly
Navy Federal #3: (4'309): timestamp
12%
141 minimum payment
Suburu WRX
"Person who sold it to me said they rebuilt the engine and within 3 months of owning it it blew a head gasket"
Audi (24'088) timestamp
$505, 67 payments remain
13% interest
"Low miles, for what it is the price isn't bad"
- 37'000 miles
Bought it for 25'500
Was spending 600 a month on gas driving the 2008 corvette
Thinks it's worth 23'000
This one is operable
Plug-in hybrid so he will get a 4'000 tax credit
Jared Card ($5'185) timestamp:
$185 minimum payment
30% interest
"Ummmm.... I bought previous girlfriend a lot of jewelry"
- Together for 2 years, broke up last Sunday?
"They do 12 months no interest, I was like I'll pay it off... I didn't pay it off"
Personal Loan ($5'000): timestamp
When he moved, didn't have cash on hand for security deposit and first month's rent
thinks they charged the interest up front and it's not accruing?
Originally for 3'000?
Thinks it's in the 20s in interest
$120 minimum payment
Navy Federal Card (4967 => 5003. timestamp
$122 minimum payment
Purchased $85 and accrued $73 interest
- It was 3 UberEats purchases
5'000 credit limit
"Whenever I see that card go over the limit I pay it down"
Checking Account Transactions: timestamp
Mostly food market, vending machine
Road tolls timestamp
- "I sold a car and left the license plates on.... the car never got re-registered"
401k Loan timestamp
Needed a trailer hitch because he thinks he is getting hired in and moving to Virginia
$2'000 and 9% interest
Paid off a few other cards already in the last few months
The fat man rambles for a bit then Alex blows him out of the water - timestamp
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MY MODDED WRX DOES HAVE VALUE ON THE USED MARKET
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This FRICKING CUCK won't give me 19k for a rebuilt title 10 year old compact sedan just because I've ruined the ride quality of with poly bushings, is louder than a jet engine at takeoff, makes r-slurred whistling noises, smells like vape juice and knocks at full load. What a non car loving STRAG
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Buying a car from a car enthusiast is a mistake you only make once
I bought an engine from a guy with an ae86 track car. Had to replace the exhaust valves on that one
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Well come on it's not like the limits of VW engines is well known in the modding community
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"yeah dawg I just think I can do stage 3 on stock injectors if I don't drive it that hard"
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a virtuous cycle
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why is this dumb scrote taking out big loans for project cars? especially with such a good salary. seriously, 18% interest on that C6 vette loan, wtf, just buy a c4 or c5 neighbor.
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Virgin "only buy project cars with disposable income" vs Chad "take out a loan for the entire purchase price and blow the engine with a 300 shot before the 3rd payment"
Guy is a certified sigma
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me rn
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Especially as a self-identified "car guy" - you'll get more enjoyment out of the gains you can eke from an older car
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Non car guys have kinda crappy cars that they service at quick lube places
"Car guys" have expensive late model cars that they exclusively service at the dealership
Car guys have really crappy cars that they service in the Harbor Freight parking lot before trying to return the cowtools they used
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Where every tool has it's long history, usually involving theft and borrowing.
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On that note, what's the best way to figure out which one of my engine mounts is busted? My engine vibrates when I'm idling at stops and I'm pretty sure it's probably caused more damage since I've put off the repair for so long.
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Look around with a flashlight- see if you can get the engine to wiggle around by jacking up the transmission and see if you can find the obviously loose or busted one. Cry bitter tears when you realize you will struggle to replace it without a hoist, 3 hands attached to long noodle arms, and a 4 foot long extendo bar on your socket
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I still need a hoist to replace a single mount? Shit.
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Just quit being a BIPOC and do them all.
Youre going to feel like a colossal r-slur when you spend hours doing moron surgery to replace a single mount and the thing still rattles afterwards.
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Do you as a rule? No. Will you in your case and yours alone? Yes.
This is how it works
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When it comes to fixing your shit box you either or you fall into the endless trap of
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I did this at an oreillys but i bought the cowtools and they let me borrow the chilton guide
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I should've done the harbor freight trick. I've got a whole stack of automotive specialty cowtools that I've used once or twice.
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I own probably $150 of weird massive sockets that are only used on axle nuts
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I have more fun in a lightly tuned Flex than I would in a high-strung Subaru.
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This neighbor really got a GTI and a WRX as second and third cars
You'd think at least he'd pivot to something that's gonna be dangerous to others and not his wallet like a Mustang at that point
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Just because you make more money than poor people it doesn't mean you're better with money than poor people
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Are these people actors? Why do they agree to go on this show knowing they'll be absolutely shat on? How many people does Caleb have to interview to get one dollarcow worth broadcasting?
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Never underestimate the average midwit's willingness to embarrass themself for a few crumbs of online clout
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That reminds me, my wife has been watching a lot of TVLand which includes commercials for BET for whatever reason.
I do not have a bell big enough for the negrofied Judge Judy """comedy""" knockoff Ms Pat Settles It. It's 100% everything people hate American blacks for. Goddarn twerking and jibing and hucking and whatnot. I cannot find a single example of the commercial that isn't a recording of a TV screen. Everything on BET is meant for welfare recipients and it pisses me off that it exists.
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It's “shucking and jiving” not whatever r-slur thing you wrote.
Also YouTube search “read a book” +bet
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Unsubscribe
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The Onion used to be good
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TV land and BET are both owned by paramount I believe
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He gives them a couple of hundred bucks so he might have gotten like $300 for about 4 hours (if that) of work. Outside of the ones with an obvious agenda, I'm guessing a decent amount of them are delusional enough to think they're not that bad too.
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Or people legitimately want help and don't know how to move on from their situation. I mean it seems obvious to us but financial literacy in this country is terrible
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I completely get that 100k doesn't get you as far as it did in 1990, but anyone in that much debt making that much money needs to be removed from the gene pool.
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he shouldn't give them money, he should put it towards some of their credit card debt
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Then none of these r-slurs would show up. Obviously paying money towards debt doesn't interest them
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iirc they typically have their own agenda and are trying to promote themselves in some way but I've never seen it end in their favor so it's like an r-slur magnet basically
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See also Dr. Phil, etc.
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the guy apparently drives 6 hours south to mexico just to drive his cars around w/ no speed limit. I mean it's a lie because he 100% speeds on US highways as well but still.
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It's a meme street racers use.
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Ah that does make more sense.
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Someone in the reddit comments translated that -
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It's only like 3 hrs at most from San Antonio
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Why are Car "Enthusiasts" like this
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My own first thought was good luck finding a GTI anywhere below 2x that price in CY+8, even with over 100k miles
If he'd bought all of these pre-covid, done absolutely nothing to them, and then sold them now, he would have doubled his money
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You can't have a reliable sports car for less than $10K, the zoomertards will see to that
A MK6 is still pretty good for $8-10K tho so just like don't be poor
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I want a mk6 GLI but it reeeeally wouldn't make sense for me to buy one right now
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My first car was a £4k gti, I've still got it 8 years later and it's been pretty much flawless
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Thanks Lt. Obvious
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marsey.pink
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Hey thats a cute gimmick
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marsey.pink
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They only get exciting when Caleb uncovers some monumental act of stupidity. Wish he would hone in on it more.
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……. I drive
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Is it a humiliation fetish? Some kind of debtmaxxing flex?
Why do people sign up to be roasted by this guy -- who is very disgusting to look at, swollen, sweaty and nipples protruding?
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I assume it's some mixture of minimal education, self-deprivation of options via debtmaxx, and no motivation to research beyond what is served to them by the youtube/tiktok algorithm.
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I see Caleb, I say Caleb
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I dunno man, as a former drug addict I can tell you for sure drugs are more expensive and mentally taxing. I once sat down and did the math and the amount I spent on drugs was insane. Granted a good bit of it was stolen
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I sold coke just to do coke, because I was a financially responsible person.
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what is impressive is that he's still blown more s than engines
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Its in my financial means to buy a series 1 BMW in roughly half a year when the lease on my Hyundai runs out. Should I buy one? They have the more reliable engines (which doesnt say much since its still a BMW) produced by BosnischerMistWagen but I like going fast so I dont think even one with <100k kms will last long for me.
!germs advice needed
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1er BMW Fahrer haben alle ne minderjährige Freundin und vapen, genauso wie Leute mit Golf GTIs
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Ich hätt ja lieber auch nen 3er aber ich bin zu arm.
Nein nein danke niemals
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A 1 series? Don't those cost like 30k and have a 75kw motor?
I just got a 5er and I'm happy with it.
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nah, buy a used hyundai lol. if you can find one with a manual shift it protects better than any alarm system from auto theft too
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I live in Europe the Poolaks here can drive manual no problem. Bro I NEEED a series 1 cabriolet its my ultimate Wigger mobile.
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well it is a really nice ride..
okay I say go for it
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And cheap too! You can get one with sub 100k and no crasg history for around 10kish.
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Which year?
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Oh yeah I am talking about buying used since I cant stand modern cars filled to shit with electronics that make them unreliable as frick.
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Get a manual mk6 or mk7 gti homegirl
You can't beat them on performance per dollar, they are extremely fun to drive, cheap to fix, reasonably reliable, mods are available at every walmart and anything you can possibly frick up already has an 80 page forum thread on it
As someone with a bunch of sports cars the most fun car I've ever owned was my 5 speed mk5 golf, I loved that clapped out car so much it's unreal
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Gold GTI drivers are stereotyped as p-dophiles in Germany
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ahahaha $105K for an entry-level HVAC technician is such a blatant lie. He would realistically be making around $50K-$55K.
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These are some of my favorite posts, keep it up
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Lmaooooo y'all dry fork havin dry chicken eatin dry skin carcinoma lookin ahhh LMAO FRICKING WHITE
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Fricking pochos. Yeah just because it says 100km/h doesn't mean there's no speed limit.
The cops will also impound your shit immediately if it's not registered in the country unless you cough up some cash.
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I see nothing wrong with this nitrous Chad.
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A r-slurred guy will frick up no matter what route of r-sluration he takes. didnt watch the video
nice time stamps though for anyone that wants to know just how r-slurred this r-slur is
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