Married at 22, divorcing at 23
He can't stop spending, he doesn't help with the finances timestamp
Why a divorce? timestamp
Went to therapy, decided they weren't compatible
Soy keeps talking about "trauma" while based wife talks facts and cold analysis
"He's a crier and I'm not"
"It happens so often that instead of consoling him I roll my eyes, here we go again"
- She's perfect bros
Wife wanted to come on the show
Finances:
Three bedroom house with a roommate
Will continue living together post-divorce, different rooms
"What about dating other people won't it get awkward and stuff?" timestamp
- "That... I'm probably not gonna get into that until later until I actually get out of therapy personally"
Just moved into that house, decided to divorce slightly after the move
a year left on the lease
"He could probably burst into tears at any moment" timestamp
Scores
- She says 0/10, he thinks 3/10
He's cut off his mother because she's "narcissistic" timestamp
Spending
- Tiktok marketplace timestamp
Card 1 ($6969) timestamp
410 minimum payment
She didn't know about this card until after marriage
171 interest, 250 in new purchases
lot of useless shit on here
Card 2 (3'233) timestamp
3'200 limit
Over the limit at the time of the statement, made payments since?
"After I gave him my emergency fund to buy his new car I then had to go fix my car which was $2'500"
- Stick insect freak didn't have an emergency fund of his own
Had to replace the "arms" on all four of her tires
Gym membership that neither doesn't uses
Gollum takes pot shots at her from behind Caleb during this segment, little freak sitting there all smug
New Car (16'207) timestamp
6ish percent interest
$326 minimum payment
2022 Chevy Spark
The Freak tries to explain his financial reasoning and upbringing, I don't understand it because he doesn't understand it. It's a inhuman thing trying to masquerade as one of us.
His father cosigned for it
She has a Chevy Trailblazer 2006, no debt on it
230k miles?
[Midge tries to gloat calling the van a shitheap] "He thinks he knows a lot about cars"
She nearly beaned him with a box when he started questioning if she really loved him timestamp
- He deserved it. NTA. This woman is a queen.
Checking account deets timestamp
- The creature tries to speak and is immediately slapped back into into reality
Some Loans
1200 - to family friend
Friend owns a furniture store, no minimum monthly
She wants to keep the bed but is open to selling it to him
800 - to father in law
- His father in law, bills from old apartment?
5000 - to parents for wedding
- This was a gift but she feels obligated to pay them back since they are divorcing so soon
1900 - financing an appliance
Spending Graph - timestamp
Careers:
He's a front desk guy at a hospital timestamp
The dynamic here is really interesting, she's got a better idea of his income than he does
Just started full time, part time for the last year, 1400 then, around $16.00 an hour now?
She also has the same desk job kind of thing, I assume paid the same?
He is trying to start a graphics art design thing?
- Both went to school for graphic design
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AWOOOGA
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Degenerate.
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Everytime I see this face(and the original), I always think it's Jeff Gerstmann. Make Jack Chick hated Giant Bomb.
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HE WOULDN'T COME OFF AS PATHETIC IF HER TITS WERE ACTUALLY THAT BIG. FAT CHICKS WITH THEIR TITA BEING THE SMALLEST PART OF THEM IS THE CRUELEST JOKE THE GODS HAVE EVER played...
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They're playing it on themselves because they're fat. God intended them to be petite hotties, but they threw that in his face.
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That t shirt isn't blue
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This could go several ways.
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Me and who.
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