EFFORTPOST Limp-peepeeed pencil-necked soyboy loses ogre-maxxed dream girl because she doesn't want to deal with a weepy spendthrift cuck

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  • Married at 22, divorcing at 23

  • He can't stop spending, he doesn't help with the finances timestamp

  • Why a divorce? timestamp

    • Went to therapy, decided they weren't compatible

    • Soy keeps talking about "trauma" while based wife talks facts and cold analysis

    • "He's a crier and I'm not"

    • "It happens so often that instead of consoling him I roll my eyes, here we go again"

      • She's perfect bros :marseyblush:
  • Wife wanted to come on the show

Finances:

  • Three bedroom house with a roommate

    • Will continue living together post-divorce, different rooms

    • "What about dating other people won't it get awkward and stuff?" timestamp

      • :marseysoylentgrin: "That... I'm probably not gonna get into that until later until I actually get out of therapy personally"
    • Just moved into that house, decided to divorce slightly after the move

    • a year left on the lease

  • "He could probably burst into tears at any moment" timestamp :gigachadqueen:

  • Scores

    • She says 0/10, he thinks 3/10
  • He's cut off his mother because she's "narcissistic" timestamp

  • Spending

  • Card 1 ($6969) timestamp

    • 410 minimum payment

    • She didn't know about this card until after marriage

    • 171 interest, 250 in new purchases

    • lot of useless shit on here

  • Card 2 (3'233) timestamp

    • 3'200 limit

    • Over the limit at the time of the statement, made payments since?

    • "After I gave him my emergency fund to buy his new car I then had to go fix my car which was $2'500"

      • Stick insect freak didn't have an emergency fund of his own
    • Had to replace the "arms" on all four of her tires

    • Gym membership that neither doesn't uses

    • Gollum takes pot shots at her from behind Caleb during this segment, little freak sitting there all smug

  • New Car (16'207) timestamp

    • 6ish percent interest

    • $326 minimum payment

    • 2022 Chevy Spark

    • The Freak tries to explain his financial reasoning and upbringing, I don't understand it because he doesn't understand it. It's a inhuman thing trying to masquerade as one of us.

    • His father cosigned for it

  • She has a Chevy Trailblazer 2006, no debt on it

    • 230k miles?

    • [Midge tries to gloat calling the van a shitheap] "He thinks he knows a lot about cars" :marseyxd:

  • She nearly beaned him with a box when he started questioning if she really loved him timestamp

    • He deserved it. NTA. This woman is a queen.
  • Checking account deets timestamp

    • The creature tries to speak and is immediately slapped back into into reality

Some Loans

  • 1200 - to family friend

    • Friend owns a furniture store, no minimum monthly

    • She wants to keep the bed but is open to selling it to him :gigachadqueen:

  • 800 - to father in law

    • His father in law, bills from old apartment?
  • 5000 - to parents for wedding

    • This was a gift but she feels obligated to pay them back since they are divorcing so soon :marseyxd:
  • 1900 - financing an appliance

Spending Graph - timestamp

Careers:

  • He's a front desk guy at a hospital timestamp

    • The dynamic here is really interesting, she's got a better idea of his income than he does

    • Just started full time, part time for the last year, 1400 then, around $16.00 an hour now?

  • She also has the same desk job kind of thing, I assume paid the same?

  • He is trying to start a graphics art design thing?

    • Both went to school for graphic design
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AWOOOGA

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HE WOULDN'T COME OFF AS PATHETIC IF HER TITS WERE ACTUALLY THAT BIG. FAT CHICKS WITH THEIR TITA BEING THE SMALLEST PART OF THEM IS THE CRUELEST JOKE THE GODS HAVE EVER played...

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They're playing it on themselves because they're fat. God intended them to be petite hotties, but they threw that in his face.

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That t shirt isn't blue

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This could go several ways.

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Degenerate.

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:marseysickos:

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Everytime I see this face(and the original), I always think it's Jeff Gerstmann. Make Jack Chick hated Giant Bomb.

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Me and who.

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It's so nice when lesbian couples have distinct looks to easily signal which one is the dude.

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no joke, my neighbors are a 5'11 girl and a 5'4 guy and every time I see them out of the corner of my eye I just see lesbians. not just the heights but the body language

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"He could probably burst into tears at any moment"

He legit has trauma from getting burned by his wife this bad.

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!biofoids, smash or pass on this guy?

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Like 50% of biofoids dated this exact guy as their first bf. Women online will talk about the dreaded "bf using you as therapy" and guys will read it and think that means like "so I can't cry if my mom dies without getting dumped?? BITCHES" because men don't even know that guys who cry every single day exist and in large numbers. First boyfriend syndrome is a very misunderstood diagnosis

!biofoids are any of your friends still dating this guy? I have one who keeps dating this guy and I wish she would move onto the next phase of terrible bf so bad 😩

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A partner who cries over nothing and is bad with finances? That sounds kind of familiar (like 50% of women is like this)

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!fellas the foids are crying out for the emotionally damaged, intermittent contact, aloof to the point of indifference kind of "love" that we can provide. Time to ascend :marseysunglasseson:

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I already learned this from watching k-dramas.

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My friend goes EXLUSIVELY for these type of dudes and it drives me up a fricking wall. The palest most insectoid manipulative little stickman is like her dream guy I do not understand it. She dumps one and the next one is even more pathetic. They must be packing or something because I cant come up with any other explanation

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When they separate the genders for s*x ed they should add a section about therapyspeak guys and manipulation :marseypuke:

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Don't forget 25 year olds with booze,weed and a sweet van

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I had to learn that one the hard way :marseysob: was kinda fun but took me way too long to figure out that 24 yo dudes interested in 16 yos are fricking losers

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24 yo dudes interested in 16 yos are fricking losers

how dare u insult !chuds like this

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>chuds

>16

Too old :marseypedobear:

"Don't you know that 13 is postwall?"

:chudditorseethetalking:

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Absolutely, its an epidemic. If a dude knows what gaslamping is RUN :marseyredflag2:

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Yeah, cause he'll be wise to your manipulative tricks.

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:#marseyshutitdown:

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Hey just so you know, its actually called gaslamping

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Yes, stickmen have huge hogs (source: me, sample size 1)

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Birth control explains it best. I'd be jealous if the relationships went anywhere, but they don't.

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Are they taller than average? Being a lanklet isn't a big issue

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They're all taller than her but not taller than average.

I guess its more their demeanor than body type. She definitely dates down and instead of feeling lucky/appreciating her they treat her like she's on their level and act weirdly superior for no reason. Like aren't you the same 30yo dude who just said you were gonna quit your part time restaurant host job because it gave you "anxiety"?

I would get it (i wouldn't like it, but I'd get it) if they were like crazy hot skinny alt dudes instead of birdchested slam poetry motherlovers in flannel.

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Oh, yeah, sometimes I forget that art hoe and other subtipes of BPD woman are so fricking easy and manipulable. Guess my problem is interacting mostly with post-HS band nerds and neurodivergent STEMlord types.

Last certified art hoe I interacted with was one of those "I'm finding myself" thot expats that made an uncommon amount of eye contact with me. She had that "bad kitty smell" face :marseymid:

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None of my foid friends ended up marrying that type.

I think I got lucky to avoid it - though I've always been joked at as being the man in the relationship for each one for being more vested in male-dominated hobbies/household skills and being aesthetically r-slurred. :marseysweating:


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I consider my tool collection to be a gauntlet at this point, you can only marry me if you have a superior one :tayflex: . How TF do we not have a Rosie the riveter marsey btw

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:#marseywouldnt:

Fiscal responsibility is hot. A good partnership is a team, not being someone's mom and having to control the purse. :marseymisatocheeky:


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What if they live in their car and shower at the gym, but have millions in the bank? Get the budget down to $100 a month.

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Living in your car is a great cost-cutting measure in dire times (I did it myself immediately after moving out of my parents' house for about six months before I could afford my own apartment), but isn't feasible long term both for hygiene (see: texas heat) and mental health.

I'd imagine he'd probably end up like a bewildered animal living in my house if he'd have been doing it for any extended period of time. :marseyscared:

It'd be more feasible to just have a cheap studio apartment at that point.

It's one of those cheap vs frugal sort of things. :marseyshrug:


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Especially now that wouldn't be viable. It costs so goddarn much to buy food at restaurants that you're not even saving money.

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I lived off of pb&j sandwiches :marseylickinglips:

It did end up giving me a weird complex about wasting food though.


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Thats a :marseypooner: DOOD

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The whiny b-word boy is probably the best she's gonna get though unless she loses some weight

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She's got enough of a personality to snag someone well out of her league. A friend of a friend of mine managed it while weighing at least as much as this woman does.

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Honestly good for her. Hope she gets healthier tho

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>moids will frick anything

>totes her badic b-word cookie monster personality tho

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One thing to get laid, another thing entirely to lock someone down and keep him for years without noticeable issues.

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YOU ARE GIVING MOIDS WAY TOO MUCH CREDIT, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE CORRELATION BETWEEN MOMMY ISSUES AND DATING fats...

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Did Caleb address him being a gay p-do (redundant) allegations?

!tmz

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Sounded like it was just a repeat of the old Zeke stuff twisted by a disingenuous drama-monger :marseyshrug:

Zeke's trying to make e-celebdom happen by any means necessary

Maybe I'm wrong but -

>ask about how to get into onlyfans

>get answer about how to get into only fans

>oh nooo I've been groomed I'm just a poor 18 year old who wants to be a NEET forever and make big e-buckaroos :marseycry:

Doesn't garner much sympathy from me.

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@throwaway111 didn't dig into it, but there was also some Telegram chat logs where he's perving over a teenage boy, like 14 or was it 16? @throwaway111 think that and the Zeke guy were the only accusations though.

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Perved on a picture, heard he was 16, backed off. All this while 23.

A little off, but not woodchipper material.

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Yea, @throwaway111 is not pearl clutching over it. Just adding the context. If anything, it was that which seemed too bug people more than some pathological liar being offered an OF gig or whatever.

trans lives matter

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Wasn't that all manufactured by that Zeke cute twink

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Not yet btw @pizzashill is defending him

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There's a surprising number of pedos defending him on this site.

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:marseymanysuchcases:

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Yeah he said that Zeke asked him to get him an OF connection and he did. Then after being denied a third chance to be on his show Zeke spazzed out.

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who tf is zeke??

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The guy accusing him of being a gay p-do. He was a guest on the show twice.

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She's the perfect woman.

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Wife material if she dropped a few stone. :marseywould:

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I'm IN LOVE :marseyblush:

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She's perfect bros

is she tho

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If she lost both her husband and her husband's weight she'd be great

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I thought they were the opposite people from the thumbnail :#marseykekw:

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Are all white women from the south this fat?

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:#marseyagreefast:

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Wimpy Cuck

Can you imagine a video of yourself on the internet that introduces you to the world as the "wimpy cuck." :marseyxd:

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This format is hilarious lol. I jumped into the middle but it's just the couple arguing about cars.

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>spend months keeping up with Disney's woke developments

>scour the internet to post a video that only had 15 views when you brought it to attention

>carp walks in

>"hey guys this marvel stuff is pretty entertaining. don't really have much to contribute here, but figured I'd let you all know."

>pin post

>watch carp thread get twice as many upmarseys.

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Is that soy actually a pooner? :marseydetective:

He's legit more feminine than any :marseytrain2: I've ever seen. He has the body lanfuage of someone who grew up with a bonus hole.

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I can fix her (I'll lock the fridge)

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Let's repeat: if you're a foid in a first world country, all you have to do to land a middle class existence is to have a reasonable personality and not 👏be 👏fat 👏

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None of these words are in the Bible

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