EFFORTPOST Limp-peepeeed pencil-necked soyboy loses ogre-maxxed dream girl because she doesn't want to deal with a weepy spendthrift cuck

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  • Married at 22, divorcing at 23

  • He can't stop spending, he doesn't help with the finances timestamp

  • Why a divorce? timestamp

    • Went to therapy, decided they weren't compatible

    • Soy keeps talking about "trauma" while based wife talks facts and cold analysis

    • "He's a crier and I'm not"

    • "It happens so often that instead of consoling him I roll my eyes, here we go again"

      • She's perfect bros :marseyblush:
  • Wife wanted to come on the show

Finances:

  • Three bedroom house with a roommate

    • Will continue living together post-divorce, different rooms

    • "What about dating other people won't it get awkward and stuff?" timestamp

      • :marseysoylentgrin: "That... I'm probably not gonna get into that until later until I actually get out of therapy personally"
    • Just moved into that house, decided to divorce slightly after the move

    • a year left on the lease

  • "He could probably burst into tears at any moment" timestamp :gigachadqueen:

  • Scores

    • She says 0/10, he thinks 3/10
  • He's cut off his mother because she's "narcissistic" timestamp

  • Spending

  • Card 1 ($6969) timestamp

    • 410 minimum payment

    • She didn't know about this card until after marriage

    • 171 interest, 250 in new purchases

    • lot of useless shit on here

  • Card 2 (3'233) timestamp

    • 3'200 limit

    • Over the limit at the time of the statement, made payments since?

    • "After I gave him my emergency fund to buy his new car I then had to go fix my car which was $2'500"

      • Stick insect freak didn't have an emergency fund of his own
    • Had to replace the "arms" on all four of her tires

    • Gym membership that neither doesn't uses

    • Gollum takes pot shots at her from behind Caleb during this segment, little freak sitting there all smug

  • New Car (16'207) timestamp

    • 6ish percent interest

    • $326 minimum payment

    • 2022 Chevy Spark

    • The Freak tries to explain his financial reasoning and upbringing, I don't understand it because he doesn't understand it. It's a inhuman thing trying to masquerade as one of us.

    • His father cosigned for it

  • She has a Chevy Trailblazer 2006, no debt on it

    • 230k miles?

    • [Midge tries to gloat calling the van a shitheap] "He thinks he knows a lot about cars" :marseyxd:

  • She nearly beaned him with a box when he started questioning if she really loved him timestamp

    • He deserved it. NTA. This woman is a queen.
  • Checking account deets timestamp

    • The creature tries to speak and is immediately slapped back into into reality

Some Loans

  • 1200 - to family friend

    • Friend owns a furniture store, no minimum monthly

    • She wants to keep the bed but is open to selling it to him :gigachadqueen:

  • 800 - to father in law

    • His father in law, bills from old apartment?
  • 5000 - to parents for wedding

    • This was a gift but she feels obligated to pay them back since they are divorcing so soon :marseyxd:
  • 1900 - financing an appliance

Spending Graph - timestamp

Careers:

  • He's a front desk guy at a hospital timestamp

    • The dynamic here is really interesting, she's got a better idea of his income than he does

    • Just started full time, part time for the last year, 1400 then, around $16.00 an hour now?

  • She also has the same desk job kind of thing, I assume paid the same?

  • He is trying to start a graphics art design thing?

    • Both went to school for graphic design
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This format is hilarious lol. I jumped into the middle but it's just the couple arguing about cars.

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