Miles, 25, Lake Mary, FL
Personal Life/Career:
IT Consultant
Contractor, roughly $65'000 after taxes tiemstamp
65 last year, likely 62 this year
$28/hr
Thinks he's a little low-balled should be getting $35 an hour
Since January with this current place? Lost his old job timestmap
Had "some issues" with a (female) VP/Director at Mitsubishi Power (not the car company)
"She's kind of... an issue"
Had old job for 2 years
He definitely reports all his income for realsies timestamp
More old job deets
Coworker in that same month "got in [his] face, cussed [him] out" (circa November 2023) timestamp
- Claims coworker was trying to break a security privacy law related to moving data between different countries
Has a fiance and a 9 month old
- She's a stay at home mom at the moment, no income
relationship with parents timestamp
- "it's a little toxic"
Are you really hard-headed? timestamp
Financials:
"So basically uh, what all kind of happened is I never really took my finances too seriously" timestamp
Major story time about family backstory?
Was renting from his parents in central Orlando for $500 a month?
Had an argument with the parents about them coming over unannounced?
"We'll keep coming by whenever we want if you have a problem with it be out by [date]"
"They kept coming by and harassing"
They took the TV that they had given to his sister (sister was living with him?) - took the tv while he was watching UFC
- Parents also took all their other stuff?
The actual point timestamp
got forced to move?
they gave him eviction papers, stuck on doors and windows "might not have been real eviction papers"
Had to move by November 2023
Moving meant he needed a new motorcycle because he had to sell his jeep timestamp
Gas was "$100 a week"
Parents bought the Jeep for him when he was 18 (13'500 for it)
- Used the money on the motorcycle and the move
Self-score 6/10 timestamp
- He has a "good amount of money saved up" and I can afford rent/food, about a third of savings will be going to taxes
"My fiance says I have a shit-eating grin" timestamp
Credit Card 1 ($1129/$1200) timestamp
$37 Late fee
Paid $45 to it
No new purchases
$73 due next month
Second late fee
Why isn't he paying his bills? timestamp
He wants to make sure that he still has money set aside???????
He tries to justify that he wants to have money if something happens?
Because it's like then I'm not gonna have it?
"It's hard for me to see the benefit"
Credit Card 2 (Amazon) (5'145/5'000) timestmap
$373 minimum payment
- includes $39 Late Fee
$116 in interest charged
Originally just a groceries card for Whole Foods
Fiance had to go take care of her grandparent, spent a couple months there?
Has never budgeted
Got some advice to invest in Ali Baba, $3'000 timestamp
From a buddy who does day trading
Went from 3'000 to 300
Pressed on another missing payment timestamp
- He paid it a week late
$15 in purchases, he didn't realize he'd bought anything this month
- Some amazon order
Awkward shifting after caleb "jokes" about butchering the guest timestamp
He didn't know that minimum payments would increase if he got late fees
Does not have a retirement account
Florida Career College timestamp
Owes them $2373
"Third attempt notice'
Apparently they never gave him the degree?
He didn't go to the graduation to get physical the cert? He thought that he would need the literal physical cert
He's so stubborn he decided that he just wasn't going to pay because they weren't giving him the cert because he didn't go to the graduation
He was hoping Biden would get rid of them timestamp
- He didn't know that Biden wouldn't have forgiven private loans
Federal Student Loan
5'496
Not making payments right now? He's just not paying
$939 Phone timestamp
0%
$125 phone bill
Caleb reminisces about what his own butt looked like when he wasn't as fat timestamp
They call his parents on speaker to get their side of things, editor is there to translate Spanish timestamp
- Parents sound like they did literally nothing wrong and should take more of his stuff
Affirm timestamp
"I like Affirm though"
Justification for TV "How am I gonna watch UFC?"
- "I like to have the boys over"
What are the interest rates? timestamp
- Thinks of them are between 25% and 30%
The actual interest rates timestamp
36% $500 on one?
$600 TV at 30%
- TV is "not even that good" $400 that he paid $600 for
36%
So how does it make sense? timestamp
Car (2005 PT Cruiser)
- Got for his fiance
Motorcycle (no debt?)
Checking Account $363 timestamp
Disney+ (kid likes Bluey?), Spotify,
Went to see Nascar?
$63 at a dispensary
Overdraft timestamp
- He knew it was going to happen?
Fair bit of eating out
High Yield Savings (5'000) timestam
He thinks it's close to 6'000 (it's almost 5'000 flat)
He's paying his taxes quarterly? Thinks he'll end up with 9'000 after his quarterly
Thinks he's saving $1'700 a month
Gets pressed on whether his savings math is right
Pie Chart - timestamp
1'470 rent
Does not pay utilities - fiance's cousin sleeps on couch, he pays utilities
$70 for Internet (no Fiber)
$230 car insurance
On govt insurance? timestamp
- Question about whether this hits him on taxes?
$55 Gym
$125 jujitsu gym
Planning to go on a cruise with fiance this August timestamp
- He hasn't bought in yet
"We actually had to stop you from smoking before you came on" timestamp
Mentions that he owns some land in Honduras in the epilogue
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Everyone who has appeared on this show should be barred from filing for unemployment, food stamps, housing assistance, or for bankruptcy.
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It's hard to feel any sympathy for poors when you find out why they're poor
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Man, my buddy used to own an apartment building and rented to a lot of people on government assistance. The stories he told me are wild. I'm actually convinced that everyone on these programs are just too lazy and entitled to get a fricking job. There's no such thing as down on your luck, just fat, lazy, and stupid.
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Story time story time!
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Lots of the same shit you hear all the time. They were all the kind of people that have chronically bad "luck", which is actually just them being lazy, stupid, and entitled. Diabetes keeps them from working, but all they eat is McDonalds , etc. He actually preferred to have tenants on disability to low income people with actual jobs though, because I guess he got rent directly out of the payments and didn't have to worry about them not paying (which is a giga black pill for wagies lmao ).
Anyway, lots of minor stuff, like one tenant who swore up and down he wasn't smoking weed in the apartment with bloodshot eyes and a smoking bong sitting on the coffee table . Overall, they were mostly just scamming the government but it was good for him because he had consistent revenue.
However, the craziest thing that happened to him (and the reason he got rid of the building) was this family he felt bad for and decided to rent to even though they had shit credit. They had a bunch of kids and I don't think either of them worked, but they had a family member who agreed to co-sign or cover rent or something like that.
Anyway, the parents separated right after they moved in, so it was this single mom and her shitty kids that she didn't bother to parent. They caused constant problems for the neighbors, there were daily noise complaints, they trashed the whole building, left garbage around, etc. Also, because Ontario is a communist shithole , she got so much free money as a "child subsidy" that this b-word was actually making more money from the subsidy than my buddy was at his day job lmao .
Predictably, they stopped paying rent pretty much immediately, and his other tenants were upset about this shitty family essentially destroying the building. However, again, Ontario is a communist shithole, so even though it's a pretty slam dunk eviction case, the courts basically just told him to get fricked for like a year. On one of his court dates, the tenant just didn't show up so the judge postponed the case for another few months (while she continued to not pay rent). He actually offered to waive like 10k in back rent if they would just leave, and they agreed but didn't actually leave .
After like a year or something he finally got some kind of eviction order and a he had to pay a sheriff or something to come kick them out. However, in the mean time they completely destroyed the apartment build (not just the apartment) and caused like six figures in damages that forced his other tenants to move out. He was also trying to sell the building at the time, but obviously nobody would touch it until the tenant was gone, so he missed out on that big real estate bubble during covid. In the end I think he lost like 200k because of the tenant, even after insurance paid out for all the damages .
The sad irony is that even though he's a good, compassionate dude, he'll probably never rent to low income people again. Also, the rent he was charging the other tenants was pretty low, and all of them had to find a new place to live in the middle of covid that probably cost double what they were paying my buddy. So in the end, instead of just evicting these people like a sane system would do, three other tenants lost their homes and these people got to cause six figures of property damage and live rent free for a year with zero consequences .
So yeah, anyway, frick poor people.
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You could have done crack instead of this shit
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frick you long post bot, this is prime poorcel kino right here
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check the other comment, king
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