EFFORTPOST The face of a generation - jobless zoomer aspiring tradwife neurodivergent with a psych degree banking on becoming a social media star leeching off her parents :marseyautism:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t10zZuaGt1E

Self-professed neurodivergent

Daughter of two lawyers

Confused why men ask her what she does for a living on dates, "she's the prize"

Reliant on her parents completely for finances

Finished internship "at a tech company" "program management"

Parents want her to pay her own darn bills (she doesn't), has had arguments about it

Psych degree last year

Internship from March to August

"I enjoy being funemployed" timestamp - uses this word repeatedly

Aspiring social media personality? Plan is to get viral "doing something" so she can start selling merch timestamp

Pays for - utility bills, "some of" food, "some of" nights out

Parents both lawyers timestamp

"You're not gonna get tiktok famous from this show so I hope you're not thinking that." timestamp

"I've been through so much" timestamp

  • was called "Miss Piggy" in high school because she was overweight, still seething about it :marseyxd:

Didn't give them a statement for the CC timestamp

  • Companion card "she knows if I had my own credit card I would be in massive amounts of debt"

  • Not sure what the balance is on her card

  • Hard cut to baby product ad placement :marseyxd:

"Honestly, I just want to be a stay-at-home pilates wife, like not gonna lie, jobs and me do not get along" timestamp

She doesn't know what a CC statement is timestamp

She's missing payments, her mother is on this card too :marseyemojirofl: timestamp

Caleb seethes about her blowing at him timestamp

Convo about parents enabling her, mentions a lot of her friends are in the same position? timestamp

She is proud of graduating college timestamp

  • really proud of her extracurricular? "cross country, track, a sorority"

  • Some D3 university? timestamp

A lot of my scamfluencer friends are funemployed timestamp

  • Life coaching, dating coaching, fitness coaching

  • She is getting a National Academy of Sports Medicine certification?

CC Statement (4908) timestamp

  • $568 minimum payment

  • No payment history

  • Thinks her parents have been paying? Caleb does not see any payments made at all

  • Thinks her mother does not know what her balance is?

  • On trips they just "girlmath it on the Amex" ? timestamp

    • "Sister is one of the most hard-working people?"

    • Family is mad at her, arguing over finances

    • Blew her chance at the internship since she didn't get a job offer out of it?

  • Crime victim timestamp

    • sexual assault victim?
  • Reads out her spending timestamp

  • "My dad, I really hope he doesn't watch this because he is gonna flip out" timestamp

  • Thinks she spent 1000 total last month, actually it was 7549 [timestamp](

    • There was a hotel fee on there that was nearly a thousand all on its lonesome :marseyemojirofl:
  • "I don't want to feel like I'm missing out just because I don't have like a cushy job like they do" timestamp :marseydarkfoidretard:

She tries to discuss politics timestamp

  • She fails to explain what tax she would want :marseyclapping:

Owes for a class timestamp

  • "Social media package from one of my besties" - aforementioned scamfluencer I assume

  • $2'000 - Five strategy sessions how to make captivating content :marseysurejan:

  • "She works in corporate" :marseyquestion:

"This guy she knows has a large following on Instagram and she paid him $350 and didn't know what he was talking about" timestamp

  • Advice on how to run her socials

  • Did not get the value she wanted out of it

  • 100,000 Tiktok followers :marseyemojirofl:

  • "How come I'm not able to get followers on tiktok?!"

    • "Because you don't make interesting or engaging content that resonates with people!" :marseyraging:

"Was going to do a plant medicine retreat and paid for it and couldn't go because of her medication" timestamp

  • I really did want to go to that but I didn't do my research

  • Mentions that she is training for a marathon right now :marseysquint:

"Everyone in my family has been successful but me, I'm like cursed or something" timestamp

  • "I need to go to like ABA [Applied Behavior Analysis] or something"

Has been having medical issues she doesn't want to talk about timestamp

  • "Really really set me back in my internship"

Hates the tech industry because the "entitled" guys she's gone out with in the tech industry have made her split the bill timestamp :marseyxd:

  • "No offense, I would have made you split the bill because I wouldn't have enjoyed the date"

Wants to try and monetize her frivolous spending (through social media) timestamp

Ran a background search on a prospective date to see if he had a criminal record timestamp

Can't stop herself from ordering UberEats

Calls her mother timestamp

  • Caleb doesn't talk

  • "I feel like you and dad give me too much leniency with my finances" - Cringekino :marseyyikes:

  • Questions about her investment account? "I've been keeping track of the stock that I have" :marseyemojirofl:

  • Mother is extremely nice and understanding of her fail-daughter

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