This little BIPOC
perches right
outside
my window
and starts hammering away on my vinyl siding every other day or so until I bang on the wall. Today
he woke me up at 7am. How do I get him to stop?
There's this r-slurred
woodpecker who keeps trying to eat my house
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Shoot
him with a 00 BB
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My neighbor
is a cop and he'll arrest
me for murder 
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Shoot
him with a 45
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no thanks I'm not a boomer
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Shoot your neighbor instead
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No thank you I love cops
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Tell him to go arrest the woodpecker
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little woodpecker handcuffs on his ankles? or big human handcuff around the bird? Big handcuff around each foot and the bird flies off because the cuffs are too large and he shits on OP's head as he flies away?
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Normal human handcuff around its neck tightened all the way
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