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Brasillguana Bra/zil :marseylovebrasileiro:DM betting ideas if you want:marseywerebackbrasileiro::!marseylovebrasileiro:  11mo ago (image post) 289 thread views #210060

There's this r-slurred :marseypaintretard: woodpecker who keeps trying to eat my house :marseykiwivampire:

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This little :marseymaoist: BIPOC :marseyblackfacexmas: perches right :marseyyes: outside :marseygrass: my window :marseyshortbus: and starts hammering away on my vinyl siding every other day or so until I bang on the wall. Today :marseyclueless: he woke me up at 7am. How do I get him to stop?

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Shoot :marseyportalsuicide: him with a 00 BB

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My neighbor :marseyfrickyou2: is a cop and he'll arrest :marseyhandsup: me for murder :marseydefenestration:

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Shoot :marseygoodmap: him with a 45

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no thanks I'm not a boomer :marseydoomguy1:

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Shoot your neighbor instead

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No thank you I love cops

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Tell him to go arrest the woodpecker

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little woodpecker handcuffs on his ankles? or big human handcuff around the bird? Big handcuff around each foot and the bird flies off because the cuffs are too large and he shits on OP's head as he flies away?

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Normal human handcuff around its neck tightened all the way

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