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Using Science to cure Queerie's XXY gender dysmorphia :marseyqueerie:

As many of you know, my cat is a male calico meaning he was born an unfortunate mutant/freak of nature/hermaphrodite with Two X chromosomes plus a Y.

He presents with the BMI, temperament, physiognomy of a female along with ambiguous genitalia but has the weight/muscle/bone density of a male.

Using the latest literature in s*x science/gender studies (see pic) I believe I've made some breakthroughs and he appears to have detransitioned and embraced his Y chromosome as a male

Some of the techniques include exposure therapy to awaken his latent primal instincts eg:

Proof of success can be found when he's hungry, he no longer chants for Chinese dictators (MAO MAO MAO) and worships communism/socialism like your average trans female, and he now he more appropriately says OOOWWWAAHHHH/AWWHHHHOOOO/AHHHHHH or similar like a regular dude when he's hungry and mad

I am very encouraged by this early progress and will continue to report my observations

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Ah yes, the "soft" bite because you dared to scratch/pet it's ultra pettable belly for 0.2 microseconds

Why are cats like this :#soymad:

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So true king

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Why don't people selective breed cats that let you pet its belly? How is this not more important than gay shit like space travel and green energy?? :#jokeryouwouldntgetit:

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I'm just playin he's a big sucker for belly rubs so I kinda struck gold, I really have to antagonize to get him to play bite :marseyderp:

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:#marseycry:

He's still activated lol you can see that. I want that shit stomped out at the nucleotide level :#hitlerapproved:

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