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As many of you know, my cat is a male calico meaning he was born an unfortunate mutant/freak of nature/hermaphrodite with Two X chromosomes plus a Y.
He presents with the BMI, temperament, physiognomy of a female along with ambiguous genitalia but has the weight/muscle/bone density of a male.
Using the latest literature in s*x science/gender studies (see pic) I believe I've made some breakthroughs and he appears to have detransitioned and embraced his Y chromosome as a male
Some of the techniques include exposure therapy to awaken his latent primal instincts eg:
Proof of success can be found when he's hungry, he no longer chants for Chinese dictators (MAO MAO MAO) and worships communism/socialism like your average trans female, and he now he more appropriately says OOOWWWAAHHHH/AWWHHHHOOOO/AHHHHHH or similar like a regular dude when he's hungry and mad
I am very encouraged by this early progress and will continue to report my observations
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Why are they so fat?
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Didn't you read? He's half woman.
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TwoXchromosomes predispose to adipose superfat cat but also his previous owners free-fed/neglected him so he was already 20+ lbs. when I got him
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You should put them on a diet...
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he's been on a fairly strict one for almost a year now, it's a marathon not a race
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Maybe they are stress eating because you keep misgendering them?
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Marathon not a SPRINT r-slur.
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That's what meant, it's an r-slur not a sprint, racist.
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Hot darn, my "big boy" male is 16.
Another male used to be 16 but down to ~10.8 now.
The skinny one has no teeth and can only eat wet food, but whenever he doesn't finish it the fat one hoovers it up, plus the dry food for him.
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Good post
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Mutant? Just like the heckin Marvels???
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He's an XX-MAN
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No, different. Their mutant is a good guy
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I was for a day, but I got some more
he was gettin so mad with dry food he'd march into the room to the don't-scratch-that-carpet carpet and start tearing it up
It was so ballsy and intentional and besides being mad about the carpet I was very proud
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Is you serious?
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Cute
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The rare Triple Smudge Nose
No! Sshh! It is legend!
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Ah yes, the "soft" bite because you dared to scratch/pet it's ultra pettable belly for 0.2 microseconds
Why are cats like this
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So true king
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Why don't people selective breed cats that let you pet its belly? How is this not more important than gay shit like space travel and green energy??
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I'm just playin he's a big sucker for belly rubs so I kinda struck gold, I really have to antagonize to get him to play bite
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He's still activated lol you can see that. I want that shit stomped out at the nucleotide level
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disgusting cat
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he's adapting quickly!
whenever I ask him about soren he does this:
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Well it's affectionate so it can't be female.
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Good Queerie.
@Soren is a disgusting fat slob.
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Prince has the same cough, sometimes musty smelling breath. We've given him rounds of steroids and while it helps temporarily, it always comes back.
Recently switched to a most expensive, lower dust litter (boxie cat pro) and it's too soon to really tell but the cats all seem to cough less -- plus Smoke doesn't smell like fresh litter anymore.
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thats good to know! he's always been allergic to something or other too but I've never been able to isolate the sneezing fits, gets them no matter where or what he's doing and isn't really correlated with anything other than activity, I think his favorite is to bunt my face when he's hungry and subsequently sneeze on me to to show dominance though
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Whatever is causing the cough, must not be too serious because he's had it for 5 years now.
Dexter started fake-sneezing on me to wake me up. Like a quick exhale through the nose half an inch from my face
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He's seriously so adorable bb
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you named your cat queerie?
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yeah, in memory of my old cat Eerie
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Hecking rainbow eerie
!goomblers
!slots2000
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Cute twink cat
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!slots156
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!slots666
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Wait how does xim have the BMI of a kitty but the weight/muscle/bone-density of a bussy?
Also, that third book sounds kino. Though I think stretching the anus is preferable to constricting it
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he's too fat ..!
Even for a male
He should be approx 13 lbs.
I've only been feeding 1 can a day mostly but he was raised indoor so getting him to exercise has been a challenge because his femininity resists all effort to expend calories
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Does he play any games or nah because he previous owners didn't play with him?
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he enjoys the wire
both the show w/McNulty
and the actual cat dancer
but I have to use sparingly so he doesn't get over stimulated and starts ignoring it
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Does he like laser pointers at all?
One of my friend's cats loves them so much she'll actually over exert herself and we have to stop. Like she'll run around so much she'll get out of breath, but she'll never take a break on her own.
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yeah, but with the same problem w/diminishing returns so have to catch him in the right mood and not overdo it
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Got any more footage of those women jumping on trampolines?
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Try tweeting Jimmy Kimmel about it
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Send him to pray the gay away at that facility Michele Bachmann's husband runs
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It sounds like xman academy so coming from you.. well it means a lot Nightcrawler
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You can and should get Queerie blessed by a Catholic priest on October 4th this year (feast day for St. Francis) as well just to be safe
Our childhood dog lived to 16 and she received the blessing annually. Coincidence? I think not.
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redpill me on anus constricting
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100 times a day, good-bye's depression
no malarkey
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big if true
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You should stomp on it until it dies
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Love you too bb <3
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