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Using Science to cure Queerie's XXY gender dysmorphia :marseyqueerie:

As many of you know, my cat is a male calico meaning he was born an unfortunate mutant/freak of nature/hermaphrodite with Two X chromosomes plus a Y.

He presents with the BMI, temperament, physiognomy of a female along with ambiguous genitalia but has the weight/muscle/bone density of a male.

Using the latest literature in s*x science/gender studies (see pic) I believe I've made some breakthroughs and he appears to have detransitioned and embraced his Y chromosome as a male

Some of the techniques include exposure therapy to awaken his latent primal instincts eg:

Proof of success can be found when he's hungry, he no longer chants for Chinese dictators (MAO MAO MAO) and worships communism/socialism like your average trans female, and he now he more appropriately says OOOWWWAAHHHH/AWWHHHHOOOO/AHHHHHH or similar like a regular dude when he's hungry and mad

I am very encouraged by this early progress and will continue to report my observations

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Wait how does xim have the BMI of a kitty but the weight/muscle/bone-density of a bussy?

Also, that third book sounds kino. Though I think stretching the anus is preferable to constricting it :horny:

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how does xim have the BMI

he's too fat ..!

Even for a male

He should be approx 13 lbs.

I've only been feeding 1 can a day mostly but he was raised indoor so getting him to exercise has been a challenge because his femininity resists all effort to expend calories :marseysulk:

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Does he play any games or nah because he previous owners didn't play with him?

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he enjoys the wire

both the show w/McNulty https://media.tenor.com/RORXVgW3p48AAAAx/the-wire-stringer-bell.webp

and the actual cat dancer

but I have to use sparingly so he doesn't get over stimulated and starts ignoring it

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Does he like laser pointers at all?

One of my friend's cats loves them so much she'll actually over exert herself and we have to stop. Like she'll run around so much she'll get out of breath, but she'll never take a break on her own.

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yeah, but with the same problem w/diminishing returns so have to catch him in the right mood and not overdo it :marseyqueeriepat:

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:smh: ngl I'm kinda r-slurred. For some reason I thought foids normally had a lower bmi than scrotes.

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