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Using Science to cure Queerie's XXY gender dysmorphia :marseyqueerie:

As many of you know, my cat is a male calico meaning he was born an unfortunate mutant/freak of nature/hermaphrodite with Two X chromosomes plus a Y.

He presents with the BMI, temperament, physiognomy of a female along with ambiguous genitalia but has the weight/muscle/bone density of a male.

Using the latest literature in s*x science/gender studies (see pic) I believe I've made some breakthroughs and he appears to have detransitioned and embraced his Y chromosome as a male

Some of the techniques include exposure therapy to awaken his latent primal instincts eg:

Proof of success can be found when he's hungry, he no longer chants for Chinese dictators (MAO MAO MAO) and worships communism/socialism like your average trans female, and he now he more appropriately says OOOWWWAAHHHH/AWWHHHHOOOO/AHHHHHH or similar like a regular dude when he's hungry and mad

I am very encouraged by this early progress and will continue to report my observations

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Why are they so fat?

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TwoXchromosomes predispose to adipose superfat cat but also his previous owners free-fed/neglected him so he was already 20+ lbs. when I got him :marseycry:

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You should put them on a diet...

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he's been on a fairly strict one for almost a year now, it's a marathon not a race :marseyteehee:

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Marathon not a SPRINT r-slur.

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That's what meant, it's an r-slur not a sprint, racist.

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Maybe they are stress eating because you keep misgendering them?

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Hot darn, my "big boy" male is 16.

Another male used to be 16 but down to ~10.8 now.

The skinny one has no teeth and can only eat wet food, but whenever he doesn't finish it the fat one hoovers it up, plus the dry food for him.

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Didn't you read? He's half woman.

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