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how do I convince my boss to go on ozempic

My direct boss at my workplace is a foid (yeah yeah I know, she really knows what she's doing thoughbeit which is why she has the position she does; I have a great relationship with her)

I need to convince her to lose weight immediately because she is liable to die of heart failure any day now, any advice?

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Do it the easy way and put it in her doughnuts.

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I lowkey could because I know her morning food routine, I might end up doing that

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It's an injection :marseychonkeritsover:

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stab her with the injector in the belly when ur making out with here then idk

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Gotta get some bees or wasps in the area and then make sure she gets "stung" the same day each week.

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