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I'm drunk-ish at a bar 10 miles from my home. I rode a fixed gear bike here and my front brake isn't working great. I do have clipless pedals, but I'm bad at skidding. Am I going to make it home without falling?

Idk what's wrong with the brake. The cable regulator slipped on the way here, I stopped and fixed it, and by the time I arrived it was slack again.

Also I have my computer bag in a basket on a front rack, so my center of gravity is wonky.


Update: No falls takes it :marseybike:

I think I hate this bike though, hmu if you want to buy a 46(?)cm Mercier Kilo.

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It's a fixie, you shouldn't even have a brake


:#marseyviewerstaretalking:

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you do have brakes its called pedal backwards :marseypoint2:

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>clipless on a fixie

I hope you fall under a bus and your head explodes like a watermelon

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>Knowing what any of this bikestrag shit means

:marseynorm:

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Fixed gear means he is a strag who only rides on roads. No gears means stopping cycling is the same thing as braking. As well as being straggy they are also crazy dangerous.

Clips are what physics chads use when cycling as you pull the pedals up as well as push them down. Real men sound like horses when they get off their bikes from cleats on sidewalk.

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There no evidence proving that clips have any significant benefits over flats

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bikestrags ruined /n/

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I'm not a complete r-slur and straps seem unnecessarily dangerous. I do have a cheap set of flats and straps to put on before I sell it tho

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Clipless meaning the same as clip-in is such typical cyclists r-sluration :marseygigaretard:

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Fixies are for hipster straggors circa 2004-2014

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Skidding tutorial

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are you gonna wear a helmet?

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Always!

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Booze cruisers typically survive the crashes they cause going 60+ mph and you're scared of injury from your wobbly butt barely going 5 on a bike?

:marseydrunk!::marseysteer: laugh at this man!

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It would be hilarious if you end up in the ER

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Slam your back foot on the rear tire to brake you fricking kitty! :#marseymegaphone:

It's scary the first time you try it, so being drunk is ideal to attempt this maneuver.

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You'll be fine. I feel like you need to be really drunk to be unable to ride a fricking bicycle lmao

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i kinda want to get a fixed gear but im poor. Glad you didn't fall :marseythumbsup:

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Just call an Uber you poor.

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