Frickin' SIKE

You've never seen that shit because it's never happened.

Circumcised chads CANNOT STOP WINNING.

Sugar free drinks are good, I dunno why fats seethe over them not "hitting the spot". You're fat and your taste buds have been accustomed to 200 grams of sugar in one sitting.

I have a Chinese follower/stalker who occasionally mails things to my work. Today I received this note together with a book (she sent it a long time ago but I never check my work mail). I tried Google translate but it doesn't really make sense or maybe it's some kind of metaphor. Can anybody here translate?

lol fu AMD

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https://incels.wiki/w/Scientific_Blackpill

1. Be fit

2. Be good looking

3. Be rich

4. Status is only important to the extent that it reflects that you are rich and good looking

5. Be white

6. Personality - Be masculine, don't outwardly display empathy, be dominant, be manipulative, be anti-social without consequences.

7. Be tall

8. Keep things slightly unstable at all times

9. Have s*x and as many sexual partners as you can for good mental health

10. Be competitive against other men

11. Be in the top 5%-20% of whatever you are doing

12. Don't show remorse

Note:

Being kind or being a provider (and nothing else) doesn't work in the majority of cases. It is not expected of men nor is it desired of men to not be selfish.

!animalposters cutest sheep ever, not mine! Mister Man and I had a lovely time at a local May Fair. I had three lemonades and lots of yummy treats, plus I bought gifts for my mom and grandmother we bought new sunglasses and a small lucky cat. My poor money-grubbing heart was crushed by the prices of everything at the end of the day, darn that food was good though haha how'd you kids spend your day? I hope you enjoyed your Thursdays!

except I shaved down a copper pipe and a nickel because I'm not an Edo period warlord

I love this frickin guy, just look at his face!

Trying to get back into it

Other than that my bussy is clean and well scoped, no pre cancerous polyps this time!

We've dated on and off the past years because I like sleeping with other people but the last few months have been nice and I'm planning to propose soon

Anyway while we're watching a movie she thanks me for being an amazing boyfriend and asks if I remember what I said. Because I have a substance abuse problem and struggle with basic memory tasks outside a narrow band of monetizable skills, I said no, and she said “well a few weeks ago you told me to chill out about relationship stuff, and I talked to my therapist and she recommended I give it a try” and I said “oh, yea, I remember now” (lying to her).

She went on to say that she's been a lot less stressed now that she tries to reign in her assumptions and judgments when it feels like I'm not telling her something, and she trusts that I'll tell her if it's important.

So of course I don't tell her shit and it's been incredibly peaceful around the house. And we've been cooking together and painting and fricking and going on long-butt day dates, I've been convincing her to lie at work to get more time-off; I've been really proud of the progress.

Anyway, men, don't be afraid to talk to your women while really drunk, sometimes that's all they need for a breakthrough.

!fellas

A few weeks ago I started dating for the first time. I'm in my twenties.

Oh my dog died. Woe is me I just got demoted. Oh dear I just fractured my femur boo hoo hoo hey let's have some uplifting news guys.

I just hit a hundo racks in my retirement account ,

anyone else have something personal that doesn't make me want to keep myself safe when I read it?

My grandmother died three months ago in a very strange, almost suicidal way. She had been living in a cabin in Florida with no air-conditioning or kitchen, and what little she did have she'd spend it on alcohol. After ignoring her medical problems for months, it finally turned into sepsis and overwhelmed her immune systems. We were told by some affirmative action hire doctor that we had six months, then the week after she had a month. On Monday, we were told it may happen next week, Wednesday we were told she needed hospice care. That following Sunday morning she was dead. It was strange to see someone who had raised me die scared.

When the hospice nurse came in on the preceding Monday, and asked what was going to happen, it had me floored. The almost profane innuendo of whether my grandmother was ready to die or whether we were going to pay for a risky treatment was insane. When my grandmother looked at me, tired and scared, I had to walk out, and I regret that profoundly. We as a family asked for more time, and we were told we could wait till noon. My mother came out and asked me to sit with my grandmother, and oddly lucid she said she was ready. I don't think she meant it, but I think she wanted to be tough in front of me as best as she could.

I think about her every day.

I am grateful for my grandfather, who reads the Bible with me and is a spiritual guide. I am grateful that my last words were said out of love. I'm grateful I got to blow her a kiss when I last saw her. I pray for her, and I pray I get to see her again. I hope that wherever she is, she is happy, and resting.

Pray for me, for I will be parting the potty seas soon

Good news is I got regular severance which should carry me for like 5 months worth of expenses.

Bad news is I have a mortgage.

Good news is I'm already doing interviews.

Bad news is they don't seem to pay as much as I was getting.

Good news is I have alcohol 🥃 to cope with today.

Bad news is I have GAD.

I know we have many doctors and hot nurses here, as well as many wise folx with ancient eastern medical knowledge.

I've had tendinitis in my right hand for 2 weeks now, it gets worse every day, haven't been able to jack off in a week and I'm in excruciating pain every time I try. I can barely hold anything, and now I'm starting to have trouble even typing. I'll take any ideas to fix it, I tried green clay plasters and it did nothing.

!fitness

!coomers

Weird right? Like these were real quakes, old buildings fell over, i lost half a barn and an out building but according to all records there has never been an earth quake here

That shit cannot be hygienic and I'm baffled that apparently people use them

!chuds

Kitty.

Unintentional light painting.

Whee let's go for a drive.

Raccoon.

Laying mulch. Gotta do something about those utility boxes.

I'm bored AMA.