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What did :marseygeisha: mean by this?

I have a Chinese follower/stalker who occasionally mails things to my work. Today I received this note together with a book (she sent it a long time ago but I never check my work mail). I tried Google translate but it doesn't really make sense or maybe it's some kind of metaphor. Can anybody here translate?

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it's her order for take out

don't frick it up and she might have s*x with you!!!

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can't really make out the first 2 lines but the last 2 are

oh, what a pity you can't read (chinese words i presume)

till we meet again

@Downie

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Literally: (although) the Ruo River is three thousand li long, one only drinks one ladle worth of water from it.

Later on, this phrase was used as a metaphor for choosing only one companion out of all potential mates.

Lmao

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Thanks friend I think I'm safe for the time being

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As long as you don't have any cats, yeah. Otherwise...

:#marseyblenderbefore:

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if she quotes Dream of the Red Chamber, she's a keeper :marseyheart:

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Is she hot? Or a uggo

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If she was hot she wouldn't be a “stalker”

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Valid

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Does she know you're married

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Yes lol but I wasn't married when she started staking

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It's true love. She's waiting for you to realize you're tied by the red string like in the chinx soaps

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@X @BussydoFollower Is my man in danger :chudconcerned:

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another chink smitten by the BWC

we just cant stop winning

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