- Lv95_Slime : I'm going to hack your cage and permanently lock it
- TURKEY_IS_A_CHOICE : ^lick
- HailVictory1776 : Lynch this strag
- BWC : Remember: This is what the "people" who use rDrama.net are like
- whyareyou : h/furry
- FamilyGuyShill : s*x = funny
- Wingnut : #ALLMEN
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Hello!, I finally shilled out over 100 dollars for a long-term cage and it finally arrived!
I got it from Kink3d and it took only a week to ship. It is a lot wider then I expect, so I definitely should have gotten a slimmer head,
buuuut it is much higher quality, especially the locking mechanism, you heard me b-word about the locking mechanism on my first cage, and how under constant stress from my strap and day to day actives (my long hikes didn't help lol) it broke, well this one is much more durable from the looks of it, so I am very happy.
Anyways, in my first chastity post some users recommend that I get a chaster account, if you don't know chaster is an online keyholding website that let you send verification photos and task for the wearer to complete, and the "keyholders" get to raise or lower the time before they can unlock and please themselves.
So I finally made an account, and am willing to let certain dramatard control the fate of my caged member.
Big thanks to @HollyJollyJihad for helping me test a couple of thing with the app!
This should be fun because unlike other online bdsm relationships services , the keyholders don't have to do much or put much effort into it, so it's a win for everyone.
Keyholder Benefits include:
- A pic of my locked peepee/body every 2 (or less) days
- Can increase or decrease my total time before I can unlock
- Vote on a daily task I have to do that day
- A pillory so you can leave my fate up to randos for a bit because I was being naughty
- A dm system where you can send me horny stuff (and don't have to burden Aevann poor server)
All you have to do is create an account
(This is the internet so you can lie about all your personal details, I sure did lmao )
and DM me your username to be eligible!
A quick disclaimer is you should only join this if you get actually sexual pleasure over this, if you plan to just troll I will just remove you or not even add you in the first place since I have the right to choose who I want, so don't waste both of our times .
Thank you for reading, and consider becoming my virtual keyholder if this sort of thing turns you on!
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They're not really doing anything wrong. BUT
Their last name is literally Sneed. Whenever I see the name in meeting app I
Call from Sneed. Message from Sneed. Sneed started a meeting.
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I thought it was a bad tire so I took the tire off and ran the spare for a drive, but the sound and vibration didn't go away. Now I'm thinking it's a bad wheel bearing. If not that, it's something wrong with the front differential and that will cost me some time and money. I'll keep you all updated.
Anyways look how sexy my two sets of tail lights are.
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I walked past this fence to a dog park, the dog park has only one entrance and no walkable areas to any side except the very end.
I saw an umbrella. A simple umbrella. A black umbrella. HANGING from the fence, so carefree with no thoughts.
So I touch it. And I wait. After no reaction I check it. And I wait. Then finally I tip it, onto my side.
Whoever owns that umbrella now needs to walk a half mile into a strange and ghetto neighborhood to get their umbrella.
IF IT'S STILL THERE AHAHAHAHA
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I don't remember any details except that Aevann kept chudding him
I love blogposting
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Me. That's who.
Sigh. Don't let anyone ever trick you into drinking responsibly.
It's not worth it.
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Normally it keeps itself under some resemblance of control, but today it's terrible.
I'm constantly squinting, rolling my eyes, making small yipping noises, jerking my head... I'm trying to play some pvp games to relax, but I constantly get shot because I'm distracted by the tics.
I think my stress levels are causing this flare-up. Unfortunately the annoying tics further increase my stress levels.
What should I do?
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A lady asked me yesterday if I read the Bibe. She seemed taken aback an insulted.
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Some people, like me, are phenomenally mentally ill with enormous amounts of bullying and abuse to boot so remember to show love and boobs to the real fricked up ones
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I had a nice reliable 18 mile loop that I liked to ride every day before or after work. It's mostly off main roads, included a pretty decent climb, and went through several miles of nice unofficial trail in a wash that didn't see much other traffic, so for the most part I've been able to comfortably ride it after dark and without interruption. I've really enjoyed having my own little personal slice of urban singletrack, it's been an easy reason to get back into daily riding and was nice to not have to worry about picking a route.
Today there was a pack of hobos setting up camp in the middle of the trail. They had several dogs and a wagon and were hanging a tarp for their junkie nest. Now I need to find a new route because I'm worried I'll get robbed, r*ped, or kissed by a pibble if I come through here again. This is really ruining my groove and I'm gonna if I have to spend the winter on a trainer.
I wish I still lived somewhere that froze so all the feral ghouls would get driven off every fall. Instead they greyhound down here to me because the weather stays nice.
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stayed up till 2 last night watching the thing.
woke up at 7:30...
bossman tells @Sner too just stay home and come in on moday
I've been using my phone with alarms every 15 minutes that I snooze until I can be bothered to get up
if @Sner is too tired and r-slurred in the morning ig @Sner just snooze right past the last one
@Sner need a more authoritative alram
the only thing that can save @Sner is the enduring belief that kamala will win
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Can I make it across a busy 4-lane street? There's a lot of variables to consider:
This is my first day walking any long distance in months, my leg is still really fricked up, and I'm exhausted.
Sure are a lot of cars. Maybe when the lanes on this side are empty I can get over to the median and rest there for a while. Is that even wide enough for me to stand on?
I'm just worried since I almost fell a couple times outside the PT's office. If I fell while crossing this street I might not be able to get back up again. I'm wearing dark clothes so a driver might not even see me and run over me.
Hey, wait a second. Remember when you saw a drunk guy trying to jaywalk across this street about 50m farther up? Remember when a van slammed into his head and killed him right in front of you? This is probably not an auspicious place for jaywalking.
(Yes, I really did have this thought process today. I'm exhausted.)
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In an alternate universe we're still together, possibly married with kids, and I never created an rdrama account.
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HELLO /r/DRAMA. RECENTLY IVE BEEN WONDERING SOMETHING
HUMAN BEINGS HAVE RLY CRUEL SOCIETY WHERE 6 MILLION CHILDREN DIE EVERY DAY, AND NO FUN IS ALLOWED (NO DRAWING FOR U!! NEW AI MODEL IS OUT GO BACK TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE)
BUT WHENEVER I ASK PEOPLE HOW THEY FEEL OR I LOOK AT THEM MYSELF... THEY'RE HAPPY
I CAN NEVER BE HAPPY BCS OF ALL THIS SHIT... I ONLY HAVE BAD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THE HUMAN CONDITION AND I THINK BCS I CANT CLOSE MY EYES TO THIS SHIT, THAT IVE LOST MY HUMANITY(MAINLY IN THE FORM OF LOSING APATHY)
HELP ME OUT EVERY1.. DO I NEED APATHY TO BE HUMAN???
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Context: I adopted him as a kitten around ten years ago. I moved from the U.S. to the UK and my ex lives in my old apartment. I messaged my ex last night to ask for him to be returned to me and he isn't cooperating. I need him to cooperate to get my cat over here. Can't ask reddit cos I'm ip banned. Wtf do I do?
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Years last batch of beer was finally done, had to bottle it.
My siphon doesn't reach far enough down the neck. Well alright, I'll channel my inner RSP fav and just suck (start the siphon) until I get what I want
But the thing's too low to the ground the siphon won't sustain its self
So instead I got to bear hug this massive fricking thing, lift it to my knees and pour. Must've weighed 100 fricking pounds and I dumped a bunch on the floor
!r-slurs One day I'll stop being one of you. But not today.