The cat so fast he's a streak 
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Your food line should not remind me of some black anal porn lol 
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I still crave a swisher every waking moment since 1 year ago. I fear I may never escape it's grips but it's nice to breathe and taste again. Despite my proximity to corner stores (sub 5 minute walk) I've yet to give into the temptation. Here's to another year no nicotine
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There was a commercial break before king of the hill credits
The credits rolled
The intro played
Now there's another commercial break
People really pay like $150/month for this
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I've finally come up with a way to supplant the ads pyramid scheme that runs the current internet and keeps 99% of companies in a perpetual state of loss. Aevann is traveling atm and hasn't yet seen. You are witnessing history here, though.
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I thought it was just allergies but then I got super nauseous and achy and feverish.
Worst of all it's the weekend, I might take Monday off out of spite.
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On the one hand, Ive thought about getting a drawing tablet for a while, on the other hand I literally only draw marseys and I dont really wanna spend 100+ dollars for something Id put to such limited use.
If you have recommendations for such tablets, feel free to drop them here (just in case).
.webp?h=8 "P-Hat (pink) - It's pink.")
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I guess this is a quasi Friday night drunk thread. Drove into work and need to stay the night. My assistant was told get a bottle of skyy and a 6 pack of Red Bull. How fricking difficult is that? Probably would've been easier to just walk into town
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Nothing much else to say tbh, the UK grad market is pretty 
atm so I'm just happy I got a decent job tangential to my degree.
- Lappland : Unfunny ans unrelated to drama
- smolchickentenders : hey guys someone cares about me enough to sext me!
- CaptainAlex : Cute twink
- SouthAmericanIncel : why cant i block this cute twink, admins
- transbitch : Dont like? dont read. its in personal for christs sake
- johnnypoop : Attention whore mad a won't frick her
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I'm worried that level of excitement and drama won't ever be achieved again. The romance, the tension, the outbursts, the Marseys, the short-lived subreddit, the Mommy Judge descending into Single Mom tiredness.
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It's written into my contract I get 10 PTO days upon signing. HR and my manager denied my request to use a few of those days because I'm not intending to stay. They can deny those days but I'm still not showing up. I'm actively trying to get fired without being too obvious. The frick do they expect from me?
