Gavin Newsom says he was visiting a Target and got blamed for a shoplifting incident to his face by a wagie :marseywaiter: who didn't recognize him :marseynoyouzoom:

https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1753250474751303774

NEW: Gavin Newsom says he was visiting a Target and got blamed for a shoplifting incident to his face by a worker :marseychristmaself: who didn't recognize him.

Remarkable 😂

During a Zoom call, Newsom said he was at a checkout line when someone left the store without paying.

Newsom asked :marseythinkorino2: the worker :marseychristmaself: why nobody stopped the shoplifter.

“She goes, ‘oh, the governor.' Swear to God, true story :marseyslime: on my mom's grave.”

“The governor lowered the threshold, there's no accountability,” the worker :marseylumberjack: said.

“She looks at me twice and then she freaks out, she calls everyone :marseynorm: over, wants to take photos,” Newsom said.

“I'm like, ‘no we're not taking a photo, we're having a conversation, where's your manager? How are you blaming the governor?'”

“And it was $380 later, and I was like ‘Why am I spending $380, everyone :marseynorm: else can walk the heck right :marseyhesklennyyouknow: out?”

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This Karen called the manager lol

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I accidentally updooted this but noticed who it was from so quickly turned the updoot into a downsagan

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sidevote is the real downvote

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Hmmm I wonder :marseygigathonk: why everyone :marseynorm: would :marseymid: blame the leader :marseyputin: of the state :marseycoonass: that's pioneering no cash bail and catch :marseypokeballthrow: and release

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I saw Governor Newsom at a Target store in Sacramento yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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I'm oldstraggier than most here and I still have zero idea of what this pasta even means. :marseyconfused:

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Lowered the threshold? Whats that mean anyway in this context :marseybrainlet:

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I think technically the threshold was raised. Basically you can steal up to a grand of shit and it's a misdemeanor so no one does anything about it. It used to be like $300 before it was felony.

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Florida has a higher threshold than California for felony shoplifting, and there has never been a reason for misdemeanors to go unenforced, anyway.

The real problem is a mix of lenient judges, progressive DAs, and cops silently striking because their feeling are hurt by the idea that laws apply to them.

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Yes, everyone focuses on the fact that it's a misdemeanor and completely forgets to ask, "Why are DAs not prosecuting misdemeanors? Those are still crimes, just less severe ones." And the answer is, "It's ideological/political suicide to point out that broken windows policing works, it just tends to be implemented in a dangerous, racist way because cops are violent, self-serving idiots." :marseyawardretard:

So instead of trying to fix the system and actually curb criminal behavior, they've decided to just pretend every criminal is Jean Valjean stealing bread to feed his sister's starving children. Which is terrible for society, but great for their polling numbers. :marseydarkfoidretard:

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Which is exactly why I, a California state resident, who loves his state, highly encourage anyone living in California to NEVER LEAVE our great state. No matter the circumstance, do not leave California and move to any other state that's probably filled with racist Trumpers. It is imperative that if you voted for Biden and/or Newsom, you should stay exactly where you live, otherwise the Republicans will get a majority and use the electoral college against us.

Long live California!

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now gangs try to inspire FOMO and tell high schoolers they have a $999 cupon in life they are missing out on

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:marseynotes#:

Does this also apply to people on tourist visas?

Found a way to get reimbursed for my ticket to LAX

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So just make every item $951 :marseybeanquestion:

Crime eliminated :marseydealwithit: :marseybigbrain:

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$951 with variable instant rebate :marseybigbrain:. Though if everything is a felony they'll probably just start not prosecuting felonies...

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>price: $951

>$1.99 for club card members

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Stomp :marseychudgravedance: on his face

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Why is he talking like Trump? Did it turn out that polls well?

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:#marseybunnycry:

Snapshots:

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