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:marseyfortuneteller: 2024 US Election Predictions

  • Biden will be the nominee, and will suffer a bad health event near the election that'll cause Kamala Harris to take over. Biden's name will still be on the ballot but it'll essentially be a vote for Kamala.

  • There will be massive protests at the 2024 Democratic National Convention that'll overshadow the actual event similar to 1968.

  • Trump will pick Tulsi Gabbard as his VP and will run on unifying the country. She'll push a 16 week national abortion limit as a "common sense" answer to the issue in order to limit its electoral impact.

  • The migrant crisis will cause Republicans to over-perform with black men in particular, Trump will do massive rallies in the Bronx, Oakland, etc. Young men in general will also swing hard to the right.

  • June will be a major turning point in the culture war. Strags will keep pushing the limit and normal people will start collectively questioning why they let perverts march down main street in thongs. Most companies will limit their Pride advertising to avoid a Bud Light crisis, but at least one big corporation will do something that offends half the country and triggers a massive boycott that nearly bankrupts them. Trump will get behind the boycott (assuming he doesn't own their stock).

  • There will be a mass tragedy over Drag Queen Story Hour.

  • Israel-Gaza will cause a lot of people to stay home or protest vote for Jill Stein, Cornell West, etc.

  • Trump will win in a near landslide, RFK Jr will get a significant amount of votes which the Democrats will blame for losing rather than their terrible candidate.

  • Dems will deny the election results, there will a January 6-like event from the left.

  • A out and proud marxist zoomer will win some local government post and become viral online.

  • At least one politician will get outed as a gooner/furry/sexual degenerate.

What are your r-slurred political predictions?

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I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one or two exceptions, have little more than a thimbleful of political credibility and it stems from your complete inability to think through or research your points beyond coming to a conclusion spoon-fed to you by the culture around you since birth. None of you have the intellectual capacity to question the world around you and at least half of you don't even have the potential to develop it.

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