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:marseyfortuneteller: 2024 US Election Predictions

  • Biden will be the nominee, and will suffer a bad health event near the election that'll cause Kamala Harris to take over. Biden's name will still be on the ballot but it'll essentially be a vote for Kamala.

  • There will be massive protests at the 2024 Democratic National Convention that'll overshadow the actual event similar to 1968.

  • Trump will pick Tulsi Gabbard as his VP and will run on unifying the country. She'll push a 16 week national abortion limit as a "common sense" answer to the issue in order to limit its electoral impact.

  • The migrant crisis will cause Republicans to over-perform with black men in particular, Trump will do massive rallies in the Bronx, Oakland, etc. Young men in general will also swing hard to the right.

  • June will be a major turning point in the culture war. Strags will keep pushing the limit and normal people will start collectively questioning why they let perverts march down main street in thongs. Most companies will limit their Pride advertising to avoid a Bud Light crisis, but at least one big corporation will do something that offends half the country and triggers a massive boycott that nearly bankrupts them. Trump will get behind the boycott (assuming he doesn't own their stock).

  • There will be a mass tragedy over Drag Queen Story Hour.

  • Israel-Gaza will cause a lot of people to stay home or protest vote for Jill Stein, Cornell West, etc.

  • Trump will win in a near landslide, RFK Jr will get a significant amount of votes which the Democrats will blame for losing rather than their terrible candidate.

  • Dems will deny the election results, there will a January 6-like event from the left.

  • A out and proud marxist zoomer will win some local government post and become viral online.

  • At least one politician will get outed as a gooner/furry/sexual degenerate.

What are your r-slurred political predictions?

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!r-slurs lol

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Boooo!!!! NO NO NO

Trans Lives Matter

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I predict we won't see !pepe on reddit again :pepeleave:

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idk who's gonna win, but all I know is that the whole she-bang is gonna be silly as shit :marseyeyeroll:

!grillers

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I can't wait!

:#marseypopcorn:

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Biden will get frustrated in one of his moments and accidentally let a racial or homophobic slur slip

Ideally on the debate stage

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i will vote for him if this happens

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I predict that none of your predictions will come true

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Literally every thing in your list is pure chud cope, 2 more weeks

Except the Demuary 6 one, that will probably happen if Trump wins. You left out "the media spends 4 years explain how its a good thing actually" though

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All this except RFK Jr mysteriously dies and instead Cornel West gets a chunk of the vote.

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Yes,but Kackala won't be nominee. Big Mike, baby.

Black lives matter like Obama is Black, not a mongrel mulatto

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There's no way she'll run for office when it'll become a debate whether or not she has a peepee.

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Battle of the black lives matter bulge

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I think there's a 60% chance Trump wins.

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I agree that theres a strong possibility that Biden won't be the nominee. Once we've reached a point where the delegates are all locked up in his favor he'll step aside and let the DNC cherry pick a candidate, BTFOing bernie bros once again

>normal people will start collectively questioning why they let perverts march down main street in thongs

Two more weeks

>at least one big corporation will do something that offends half the country and triggers a massive boycott that nearly bankrupts them

The reason the bud light boycott worked is because theres a huge overlap between degenerate alcoholics who drink the shittiest option because advertising told them to and transphobia. As other failed boycotts have shown (eg. Target), its just not that easy.

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With bud light there already exists several market alternatives. Don't wanna drink bud light? Fine, go ahead and drink Coors light, Miller light, or some regional variety. It's all the same garbage. I bet chuds will start buying it again because DDR said AB InBev is a goodboy company again. And, because they are profoundly r-slurred, I expect Anheuser-Busch Inbev SA, NYSE: BUD to +1.50 in Q4 24/Q3 25.

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!Neolibs, pad ur 401k now on lead poisoned boomers buying pisswater again.

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Oh god, I'm cumming for Cummala!

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>Biden will be the nominee, and will suffer a bad health event near the election that'll cause Kamala Harris to take over. Biden's name will still be on the ballot but it'll essentially be a vote for Kamala.

1/10, I don't see this happening at all, unless the DNC are even more drunk with power than I could've ever fathomed and are high enough off their own farts to try it. The electorate however, summarily rejected her in 2020's primaries, and she hasn't given anyone a reason to vote for her.

>There will be massive protests at the 2024 Democratic National Convention that'll overshadow the actual event similar to 1968.

2/10. There will be protests for sure, but the DNC has more than enough armed security that they'd never let anyone questionable come near their masters.

>Trump will pick Tulsi Gabbard as his VP and will run on unifying the country. She'll push a 16 week national abortion limit as a "common sense" answer to the issue in order to limit its electoral impact.

6/10. I definitely see Trump picking a female VP, and Tulsi wouldn't be a bad pick. I think Trump would rather avoid the whole abortion debacle. IIRC he wanted that to be a state-level issue, and now it kind of already is.

>The migrant crisis will cause Republicans to over-perform with black men in particular, Trump will do massive rallies in the Bronx, Oakland, etc. Young men in general will also swing hard to the right.

9/10. I think Trump would be stupid not to take advantage of the black vote schism. I'm so excited for the South Carolina Republican primary exit polls for this very reason. :marseychuddance:

>June will be a major turning point in the culture war. Strags will keep pushing the limit and normal people will start collectively questioning why they let perverts march down main street in thongs. Most companies will limit their Pride advertising to avoid a Bud Light crisis, but at least one big corporation will do something that offends half the country and triggers a massive boycott that nearly bankrupts them. Trump will get behind the boycott (assuming he doesn't own their stock).

4/10. I think it'll be uneventful. The proggots are starting to come to grips with hard data that they're not as popular as they thought they were, and they may start to take measures to "tone down" pride a bit and just keep it to merch/shilling causes. Never underestimate the stupidity of your local DEI office though....

>There will be a mass tragedy over Drag Queen Story Hour.

1/10. Not saying it couldn't happen, but it'd be almost as bombastic as the TN :marseytrain: shooting if it did. No one wants the optics for that though, not even most schizos, so I don't think it'll happen.

>Israel-Gaza will cause a lot of people to stay home or protest vote for Jill Stein, Cornell West, etc. Trump will win in a near landslide, RFK Jr will get a significant amount of votes which the Democrats will blame for losing rather than their terrible candidate.

8/10. Idk if it'l be RFK but someone for sure will take the blame if he wins.

>Dems will deny the election results, there will a January 6-like event from the left.

5/10. They'll "peacefully protest" their cities into the soil, but the media will double-down like in 2020 and call them the "pained outcries of future youth under fascism" or some bleeeding-heart shit like that.

>A out and proud marxist zoomer will win some local government post and become viral online.

>At least one politician will get outed as a gooner/furry/sexual degenerate.

Might as well say the sun will rise tomorrow.

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All them words won't bring your pa back.

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I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one or two exceptions, have little more than a thimbleful of political credibility and it stems from your complete inability to think through or research your points beyond coming to a conclusion spoon-fed to you by the culture around you since birth. None of you have the intellectual capacity to question the world around you and at least half of you don't even have the potential to develop it.

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