2024 US Election Predictions
Biden will be the nominee, and will suffer a bad health event near the election that'll cause Kamala Harris to take over. Biden's name will still be on the ballot but it'll essentially be a vote for Kamala.
There will be massive protests at the 2024 Democratic National Convention that'll overshadow the actual event similar to 1968.
Trump will pick Tulsi Gabbard as his VP and will run on unifying the country. She'll push a 16 week national abortion limit as a "common sense" answer to the issue in order to limit its electoral impact.
The migrant crisis will cause Republicans to over-perform with black men in particular, Trump will do massive rallies in the Bronx, Oakland, etc. Young men in general will also swing hard to the right.
June will be a major turning point in the culture war. Strags will keep pushing the limit and normal people will start collectively questioning why they let perverts march down main street in thongs. Most companies will limit their Pride advertising to avoid a Bud Light crisis, but at least one big corporation will do something that offends half the country and triggers a massive boycott that nearly bankrupts them. Trump will get behind the boycott (assuming he doesn't own their stock).
There will be a mass tragedy over Drag Queen Story Hour.
Israel-Gaza will cause a lot of people to stay home or protest vote for Jill Stein, Cornell West, etc.
Trump will win in a near landslide, RFK Jr will get a significant amount of votes which the Democrats will blame for losing rather than their terrible candidate.
Dems will deny the election results, there will a January 6-like event from the left.
A out and proud marxist zoomer will win some local government post and become viral online.
At least one politician will get outed as a gooner/furry/sexual degenerate.
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I agree that theres a strong possibility that Biden won't be the nominee. Once we've reached a point where the delegates are all locked up in his favor he'll step aside and let the DNC cherry pick a candidate, BTFOing bernie bros once again
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The reason the bud light boycott worked is because theres a huge overlap between degenerate alcoholics who drink the shittiest option because advertising told them to and transphobia. As other failed boycotts have shown (eg. Target), its just not that easy.
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With bud light there already exists several market alternatives. Don't wanna drink bud light? Fine, go ahead and drink Coors light, Miller light, or some regional variety. It's all the same garbage. I bet chuds will start buying it again because DDR said AB InBev is a goodboy company again. And, because they are profoundly r-slurred, I expect Anheuser-Busch Inbev SA, NYSE: BUD to +1.50 in Q4 24/Q3 25.
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!Neolibs, pad ur 401k now on lead poisoned boomers buying pisswater again.
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