2024 US Election Predictions
Biden will be the nominee, and will suffer a bad health event near the election that'll cause Kamala Harris to take over. Biden's name will still be on the ballot but it'll essentially be a vote for Kamala.
There will be massive protests at the 2024 Democratic National Convention that'll overshadow the actual event similar to 1968.
Trump will pick Tulsi Gabbard as his VP and will run on unifying the country. She'll push a 16 week national abortion limit as a "common sense" answer to the issue in order to limit its electoral impact.
The migrant crisis will cause Republicans to over-perform with black men in particular, Trump will do massive rallies in the Bronx, Oakland, etc. Young men in general will also swing hard to the right.
June will be a major turning point in the culture war. Strags will keep pushing the limit and normal people will start collectively questioning why they let perverts march down main street in thongs. Most companies will limit their Pride advertising to avoid a Bud Light crisis, but at least one big corporation will do something that offends half the country and triggers a massive boycott that nearly bankrupts them. Trump will get behind the boycott (assuming he doesn't own their stock).
There will be a mass tragedy over Drag Queen Story Hour.
Israel-Gaza will cause a lot of people to stay home or protest vote for Jill Stein, Cornell West, etc.
Trump will win in a near landslide, RFK Jr will get a significant amount of votes which the Democrats will blame for losing rather than their terrible candidate.
Dems will deny the election results, there will a January 6-like event from the left.
A out and proud marxist zoomer will win some local government post and become viral online.
At least one politician will get outed as a gooner/furry/sexual degenerate.
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1/10, I don't see this happening at all, unless the DNC are even more drunk with power than I could've ever fathomed and are high enough off their own farts to try it. The electorate however, summarily rejected her in 2020's primaries, and she hasn't given anyone a reason to vote for her.
2/10. There will be protests for sure, but the DNC has more than enough armed security that they'd never let anyone questionable come near their masters.
6/10. I definitely see Trump picking a female VP, and Tulsi wouldn't be a bad pick. I think Trump would rather avoid the whole abortion debacle. IIRC he wanted that to be a state-level issue, and now it kind of already is.
9/10. I think Trump would be stupid not to take advantage of the black vote schism. I'm so excited for the South Carolina Republican primary exit polls for this very reason.
4/10. I think it'll be uneventful. The proggots are starting to come to grips with hard data that they're not as popular as they thought they were, and they may start to take measures to "tone down" pride a bit and just keep it to merch/shilling causes. Never underestimate the stupidity of your local DEI office though....
1/10. Not saying it couldn't happen, but it'd be almost as bombastic as the TN
shooting if it did. No one wants the optics for that though, not even most schizos, so I don't think it'll happen.
8/10. Idk if it'l be RFK but someone for sure will take the blame if he wins.
5/10. They'll "peacefully protest" their cities into the soil, but the media will double-down like in 2020 and call them the "pained outcries of future youth under fascism" or some bleeeding-heart shit like that.
Might as well say the sun will rise tomorrow.
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All them words won't bring your pa back.
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