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Average MAGAtard :brainletmaga:

https://old.reddit.com/r/popularopinion/comments/1az67iy/comment/krzoanz/?context=8#thing_t1_krzoanz

While having my morning constitution, I checked out @autodrama's morning constitution. Slim Pickens today, but I found something peculiar in the first "DAE ORANGE MAN FAN DUMB?" post after sorting by controversial. The most controversial post is made by /u/DullDude69 (he he nice lmao :soysnoo:). Standard maga fare about Bulmphkt draining the old swamp!

Let's take a look at our friend /u/DullDude69 shall we? After his spergout with redditors, surely he's a righteous, godly, BASED, and TRAD member of society. There is no possible way they're a degenerate loser. After all, he's got about 8K karma in 4 months...

:#marseydetective:


52 yo M seeks F for chat and…

52 years old, posted 3 months ago, two updoots, no replies...

:#marseyitsover:


It's all meaningless

Our protagonist works 70 hours per week to support his bedridden braphog wife. He also posted a bunch of nudes of her, check out his profile for details! Trump 2024!

:#marseychonkerfoidpuke:


AITAH for resenting my wife for not working?

His hog got fired for poor performance. She hasn't worked in 4 years. They owe $40k in back taxes. Truly our protagonist is wise enough to no do anything crazy when he owes a small fortune in taxes right?

:#marseysmug3:


Two words:

Peak

Poor

:#marseygangster:


Finally, like all Gen X scum, all he talks about is gross s*x. However, he does share something that is a bit beyond the pale, but a common life moment in the MAGA community.

:#marseysick:

A grandmother watched me jerk off

Definitely not a degenerate loser at all. This is the man who will MAGA!

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I unironically feel bad for him, because his life sucks. This could have been how I eventually wound up if my life had taken a different trajectory

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Was your wife kinky and letting you post her butt-plugged butt on reddit but you still kept cheating on her and whining about how she ruined your life?

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No, but she became a fatass braphog and by the time the divorce happened I didn't even want to frick her, so I probably would eventually have cheated on her if we kept going down that path. Also, I suspect that she secretly posted nudes somewhere to feel better about her disgusting body, because seeking out attention from men who have lower standards is a lot easier than putting in the work of losing weight

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>seeking out attention from men who have lower standards is a lot easier than putting in the work of losing weight

:#marseynotes:

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