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- Impassionata : it can't be synchronicity and astroturfing
- of_blood_and_salt : itoddler moment
- ticktocktrainbutsuicidal : the flipflop carp is going to do on election night is going to be glorious
The perfect and overwhelming synchronicity of the Kamala astroturfing has really been a sight to behold
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Republicans are so scared that all the democrats are for Harris lmao
This comment was brought to you by the Kamala foundation
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Case and point
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Period.
-signed the Indian throat goat
Trans lives matter
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periodt
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Case in point, dipshit
Jewish lives matter
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Facts:
Trump didn't get shot.
Vance wears eyeliner (like really).
Vance fricked a couch (maybe like really).
Vance is not Vance's last name.
Vance is not from Appalachia.
Trump turned down a debate with Kamala.
Kamala isn't 90 years old and their obviously Gen Z PR/Marketing team actually knows what to do with her unlike Biden, and let's be real - the diaper-ear thing really hurt Trump more than maybe getting shot ever helped him.
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I love the bait bb and its EVERYTHING
Have a great
Friday!!
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Changing his name to some FtM shit is the most cringe
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I saw on tikok there are neighbors out there still checking wii news regularly
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I only get my news from serious publications
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neurodifernet
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yeah it's pretty nuts
especially them trying to rid her of the border czar shit
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Biden never called Kamala the "border czar"; he simply put her in charge of handling the border crisis.
It was the media that labeled her the "border czar", and the media has a responsibility to represent the facts correctly, and the fact is she is not a border czar, so the media is correct in making sure she is not labeled as one.
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Are you trying to tell me that Czar is not an official title?
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No, no, you see she wasn't in technically charge of the border! She was only responsible for their policy of fixing other countries so people wouldn't come to the border.
Nevermind that, having been given control of the border issue, that single policy was Kamala's entire "solution" to illegal immigration... which didn't work at all.
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Wrong! She wasnt responsible for anything biden did wrong. In fact she had no responsibiliies at all. That doesnt mean she isnt siper responsible tho!
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Didn't Biden pivot hard to a tougher border policy in the last 6 months (which got blocked by the republicans
). Was Kamala as the border czar not involved with that historic pivot?
Loremasters help.
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It was part of legislation that would naturalise millions of immigrants overnight. Dems spun it this way for obvious reasons.
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that depends on whether that helps her. Like the pivot to begin with.
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No wonder the media believes Jewish lives matter...even the News Goyim are Jewish at heart.
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which they aren't doing as they desperately try to convince everyone she was never in charge of anything at the border.
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Kamala Harris has never even heard of the border!
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No borders!
No walls!
No USA at all!
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catchy, good cadence, i like it
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I've never understood the need of news aggregators to put opinion columns as factual stories. Wouldn't it be better to lie with the veneer of neutrality rather than throw that aside to sneed?
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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People don't want news anymore they want their opinions validated and Trump supporters are more likely to be to poor to afford an Apple phone anyways
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Hmmmm I guess liberals did go to public school so this checks outโฆ
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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You made a typo
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Okay,
@Corp.
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Advertisers aren't gonna pay for boring facts. We live in the age of rage engagement.
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Carp I think I'm close to getting Top Poster of the Day for the first time - my three absolute bangers today total over 200 upmarseys. Please can you be mindful of that if you're going to keep posting?
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I had a day a few weeks ago I thought I might get top poster for the first time but it went to fricking DarkDeity for spamming news posts like always
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Both of you are really cringe
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I got it by randomly watching a Trump rally live when he got shot then rushed to post the news.
Just do that
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Or nust know about the next assassination attempt before it happens
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I got top poster before before you and
@AverageBen10Enjoyer? 
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Woooo it's mine now
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Jannies can't win poster of the day, you're safe king
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Yesss only that guy who spams twitter threads can stop me now. Unless someone else has more than me which wouldn't be that surprising because 200 isn't much.
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Keep seething you mongoloid.
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Woooooo
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What makes you think I won't be top poster of the day
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Your mole rat gif is pretty good
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you better
start posting 
more animal 
pics if u want that bb
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I wouldn't steal it from
@AverageBen10Enjoyer
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I'll give you half of whatever prize I get. I'm sure it'll be a big one.
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I only got a badge, no cash prize.
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do you remember that time you left rdrama
and there 
was a serious 
shortage of cute animal 
pics???
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i was going to upmarsey all 3 of your posts but because your profile is private ill pray for your downfall instead
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It doesn't matter I did it!
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against all odds
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Kamala swiggity swoke comin for dat vote
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You enjoying your apple product, goy-boy? I don't have any android propaganda disturbing me.
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I can disable the notifs but this would deprive you guys of a surprising number of threads that have historically performed very well when I google a headline from the notif
Same with truth social notifs
Honestly I'd estimate around half of what I post overall is based on a push notification from some shit app that I then google or search on Reddit to get a relevant link for and then I make some withering remark about and you all lap it up
You sometimes just get screenshots of my Notification Center (such as here) though because I skip the 30 seconds necessary to do that last part and realistically the screenshot with my single line of commentary will do just fine
!commenters !followers this is how the magic happens
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I don't do any of those things
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I don't do any of those things
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!slots300
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When is the ios only hole coming so we dont have to be around poors?
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/h/equestria already exists though (?)
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729 characters
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I'm pooping
This wasn't a ragepost tho it's allowed to be long
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No carp. Silence
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Please dont use our grooming website as a link aggregator
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How much updates have you got bro?
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Excuse me, it's called message discipline and you're just confused because you're seeing a competent campaign run for the first time in almost a decade.
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If past is prologue for Harris, anyone who is competent on her staff, along with some who aren't, will quit or be fired in a week. So, we'll see.
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... ye-ah...
Realistically she's probably stuck with Biden's campaign team because there's no time to staff a new campaign. Biden's people are all DC establishment types who've been around the block.
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No time and no people available because the professional consultants knew that Biden was running virtually unopposed in the primary, so they likely started going out to work for governor, senate, and house races. They ain't going to leave those now. And from what I know, the Biden campaign people weren't all that great. Many were the deputies or assistants to the main Obama people, and they're nowhere near as good as their old bosses.
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LMAO trump literally got a famous catchphrase of "you're fired"
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Conspiracies aren't synchronicities. Synchronicities, as popularized by psychologist/wizard Carl Jung and pre-eminent physicist Wolfgang Pauli, are pattern recognitions without any obvious underlying cause aside from the reality-defining power of the mind itself. Biden stepping down during a 29ยฐ Capricorn Full Moon is a synchronicity. Thinking about ducks and then one of your coworkers randomly quacking at you is a synchronicity. Earnestly praying for the first time in years and suddenly everything starting to go your way is a synchronicity. Everyone realizing they need to start shilling Kamala in order to stop a fascist takeover of the United States is just basic game theory.
!schizos !KHive
@Impassionata educate this fool.
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It's happening at the same time
That's synchronized
Therefore synchronicity should be able to be used to describe this
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LOL
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I'm here to comment at roughly the same time
@KamalaIsBae arrived to say much the same thing
That's synchronized
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Im gonna charge my moonstone so hard and cast a spell on you.
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- Your unbiased source in news: DNCNN (#TrustTheExperts)
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can i have a turn with Kamala laying flat on her back?
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Everyone gets a turn!
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Why are jurnos so trash bros?
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It says the Trump team. He might not have feared it, but his handlers might have been smarter. They leaned so hard on the dementia thing, but Trump clearly isn't much better (I actually think he's worse). Now the age gap (and coherence gap) is way bigger between him and Harris than it ever was between him and Biden.
The next debate could do the same thing to him that the first did to Biden
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Trump FEARS Kamala the DOMMY MOMMY of California Trump is going to PISS SHIT AND C*M when he hears Colbert's new DEVASTATING TAKEDOWN of his RACIST Diet Coke ADDICTION
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Russia wishes it was this good at online ops.
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I'm dating an illegal immigrant and I'll be voting for Trump because I have dual citizenship and a family network in Mexico
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I'm dating an illegal immigrant and I'm voting Trump because I want to break up but don't want him to think I'm the reason, and everything will be much easier if he's just no-knocked at 3am by ICE
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Yeah I'm sure Trump is just quaking in his boots at the prospect of facing someone who never polled above 2% in the 2020 primary and was like the first to drop out. Kamala likely is a stronger candidate than Biden but she's not insurmountable. Shame the astroturfing had to come back and suck all the fun out, I had a great time this past month. Hopefully something else will come up to put the Dems into an all-out panic again.
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What's funny is that in 2020, in the New Hampshire Democrat Primary, Harris got 844 votes. Trump got like 1,200...as a write-in.
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yes comrade, that is amusing, but please consider:
#It'sHerTurn
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It is actually kind of wild how fast the 180 on Harris happened. She wasn't even in the conversation for the nominee four years ago because nobody thought she was electable and she's had virtually zero presence throughout Biden's presidency.
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Biden trolled them by acting like he was up to the task until 4 months before the election so they just made the easy pick and got to work using their real talents
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colored
foid
pig
entire personality revolves around legalizing slaughter of unborn children
libturd
menopausal (foid brain x100, will start wars out of "not listening enough")
The reason not to vote for it outweigh everything
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what you gonna do about it wytboi
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To be fair as a fellow gay iToddler apple news has always been like this. Literally every day the top story is anti-trump or pro-biden (and now Harris obviously)
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She should do a blackcent for distraction like
"Mhmmmmm bombs middle east das right 20 billion to Israel"
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Carp has default Apple subscriptions, complains about getting default Apple opinions in his notifications. I have no sympathy for your surprise and no respect for your confusion.
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I mean it's an accurate story, Drumpf had a complete and total meltdown over joe dropping out
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